http://whnt.com/2015/06/25/deputies...nutes-until-mommy-makes-nice-with-girlfriend/ Deputies: Elkmont teen kills 1 chicken every 15 minutes until mommy makes nice with girlfriend LIMESTONE COUNTY, Ala. – An Elkmont teenager was arrested Thursday after he followed through on a bizarre threat to kill his mother’s chicken unless she mended the relationship between him and his girlfriend. Haden Smith, 18, was arrested Thursday and charged with domestic violence third degree and criminal mischief. Deputies say the situation started when Smith texted his mother, threatening to kill one of her chickens every 15 minutes until she contacted his girlfriend’s parents and attempted to mend their broken relationship. Smith gave his mother a deadline of noon before he started to kill the chickens. He also threatened to burn his mother’s house down, kill any deputies that arrived on the scene, and kill himself, according to the sheriff’s office. He then began sending his mother picture messages of each chicken he killed at 15 minute intervals, killing six in total before he was arrested, deputies say. There’s no word on Smith’s current relationship status.
Much better revenge... http://www.al.com/news/montgomery/index.ssf/2015/06/alabama_man_arrested_for_havin.html
So he wanted mommy to fix his busted relationship? Also if he killed 6 chickens then he was doing it for 90 minutes before anyone intervened?
You call that a competition, bama? We'll have a guy run down i75 naked with a baby in his arms by noon, bitch.
Florida man reaches inside woman and disembowels her for uttering ex’s name during sex A Florida man was charged with murder over the weekend after he admitted that he disemboweled his girlfriend because blurted out her ex-husband’s name while they were having sex. Sunrise police responded to a 911 from Fidel Lopez at around 3:39 a.m. on Sunday and found his girlfriend Maria Nemeth’s naked body on the floor, the Sun Sentinel reported. An arrest report said that blood and tissue were found scattered throughout the couple’s apartment, and blood was smeared on the walls. The bathroom door had been ripped off the hinges. Police also found a bottle of tequila and cut limes in the kitchen. Neighbors told officers that loud noise could be heard coming from the home for several hours. During initial questioning, Lopez claimed that the two were having rough sex when Nemeth went into the bathroom, vomited and then died. Lopez later admitted that he had become a “monster” when Nemeth twice uttered her ex-husband’s name during sex. He said that he had inserted a beer bottle and a curling iron in Nemeth’s vagina and anus. Lopez suggested that she had been too intoxicate to resist, according to WFOR. He said that he then inserted both fists, before putting his arm in her up the elbow and ripping out intestinal matter. Lopez told authorities that he had a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth, and after he finished it she had stopped breathing. Sunrise police arrested Lopez on charges of first-degree murder.
Road raging Florida man points gun at a mom and her son, ends up accidentally shooting himself by Jen HaydenFollow 199 Comments / 199 New Be careful where you are pointing that thing, Florida man! Oh, Florida Man....you've done it again. Melissa Drake and her son said a man was driving erratically, brake-checking them and then they realized he was actually pointing a handgun at them. Apparently he didn't think the handgun was doing the trick, so he pulled out something even bigger: Drake called 911, reported the driver's license plate, and told the operator what had happened. While she was on the phone, Drake said the driver of the Mercedes backed his vehicle up in traffic and crossed several lanes. It wasn't that action that shocked her most, though. It was what she saw him holding. "As we're going by, he has an assault rifle now following us," Drake said. "I saw the scope and I thought 'Oh my God.'" They went in different directions, but just a few minutes later, police got another 911 call: Gayle Sarceno described a man hopping on one leg after jumping out of his car at that intersection. "He's spewing blood from his leg," Sarceno said. "He just drops, right there in the center lane." Sarceno and another man began first aid on the driver. "He said his name was Alex, that he'd shot himself in his car, and the bullet was still in there," Sarceno said. "[He said] the gun was still in the car." Let's hope Alex gets some mental treatment at whatever Florida hospital is now recovering in.
Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of Doritos POSTED 7:45 AM, OCTOBER 8, 2015, BY WEB STAFF AUSTINTOWN, Ohio — An Ohio man made a strange, and not-so-wise call to police last Friday to tell them that he was “too high” on marijuana,according to the Huffington Post. Police arrived at the 22-year-old man’s home at approximately 5:20 p.m. There, they found him on the floor “in a fetal position,” surrounded by, “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.” According to a police report, the man told the officer that he couldn’t feel his hands because he smoked too much weed. The 22-year-old gave the officer the keys to his car, where he had smoked the pot. The cop recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches and a glass jar of marijuana. According to the police report, charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia.