Your move Ohio/Florida

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  1. Arkie Proud

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    Yeah, I've woken up in a fetal position covered with Doritos like 4-5 times. And I've never disemboweled someone.
     
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  2. Hugo Boss

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    Never disemboweled someone or never got caught having disemboweled someone?
     
  3. BuckeyeRiot

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    Go Falcons!
     
  4. Arkie Proud

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  5. Trop

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  6. BrickTamland

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    Just caught up on the thread.

    This is one reason why I will never let a man double fist me.
     
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  7. Hugo Boss

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    Let's be real, it's probably the only reason.
     
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  8. GeneralPaton

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    Don't let one bad apple spoil it for everyone.
     
  9. BrickTamland

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    It's high on the list.
     
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  10. Hugo Boss

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    Can you do a buzzfeed style top 10 article on reasons you don't let men double fist you?
    TIA
     
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  11. BrickTamland

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    That ad revenue from you clicking eagerly to see the next reasons :taxes:
     
  12. bigjrock

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    Obligatory

     
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  13. Hugo Boss

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    I feel like this one story puts California in the running with ohio and florida:
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...-mom-sliced-heart-documents-article-1.2388791
     
  14. Whiskers McKitty

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  15. HotMic

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  16. TheChatch

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    The vaginal fisting and disembowling is still firmly in the lead and has about as much chance of being overtaken as Cal Ripken Jr's consecutive games played record.
     
  17. kslim

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  18. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    That's not a very impressive bearded woman.
     
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  19. Duck Smoker

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    Spooky Halloween Decoration Turns Out to be a Murdered Mutilated Woman
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    Police in Ohio say a spooky Halloween decoration of a dead woman hanging from a fence was actually a dead woman hanging from a fence. Her alleged killer is currently being held on a $2 million bond and holy shit this story is awful.

    According to Ohio’s WKRC, construction workers in Chillicothe, Ohio,made the grisly discovery around 8:30 a.m. Tuesday thinking it was a Halloween decoration. Other passersby apparently made the same mistake, as the woman’s sleeve had caught on the fence leaving her body dangling in front of it.

    “I thought somebody was playing a prank on the construction workers and I told my daughter it was just a dummy,” one neighbor told theColumbus Dispatch. “It was so awful that I thought the prank went too far.”


    But it was real, cops say, and it’s being investigated as a homicide: Police Chief Keith Washburn says the woman—31-year-old Rebecca Cade—died of blunt-force injuries to her head and neck. A bloody rock “the size of a grapefruit” was apparently found nearby and is believed to be the murder weapon.

    Cade—who reportedly had learning disabilities and a child with fetal alcohol syndrome—was a long-time resident in the neighborhood. Neighbors say she was sweet and overly trusting.

    “She was very gullible, very easily misled, as long as she thought you were her friend she would do just about anything for you,” one neighbor told WKRC.

    The one positive detail in the horrific story is that police think they’ve found the killer. 27-year-old Donnie Cochenour Jr. has allegedly already confessed and is currently behind bars on a $2 million bond.

    Make that two positive details swirling in a black sea of misery and sadness: there’s a suspected serial killer on the loose in the area, but cops don’t think this case is related.
     
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  20. BuckeyeRiot

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    People from Chillicothe look up to people from Wapakoneta.
     
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  21. Gaffrican

    Gaffrican That's a Peach? I thought it was a giant ass.
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    Why are these two States so fucked up?
     
  22. Gtr

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    pike imo
     
  23. broken internet

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    She's got my facial-hair-growing ability beat by a country mile.
     
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  24. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    ap: Police say naked woman performed writhing dance on table at Florida diner after covering herself in ketchup: https://t.co/WetRgurrBD
     
  25. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Talk about an article being worthless without pictures.
     
  26. Taffy

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  27. Taffy

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    Those men standing around her, "guarding" her. Heroes, every last damn one of them
    :americanzi:
     
  28. Nick Rivers

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  29. Beeds07

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    Game...Blouses.
     
  30. Taffy

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    #83 Taffy, Oct 31, 2015
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  31. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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  32. Joey Freshwater

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  33. Taffy

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    She mustard been tripping if she thought the authorities weren't going to ketchup with her
     
  34. Taffy

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  35. Nick Rivers

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    That mayo been the worst joke I've ever read.

     
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  36. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    FL Man Accidently Shoots Woman in Head While Receiving Oral Sex (She dead)





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    Please be careful with your role playing during sex. Also if you don’t know how to properly use a gun you shouldn’t have one.

    Follow those two rules and things like this wouldn’t happen.

    A man has been arrested after accidentally shooting a woman in the head while they were engaged in sexual activity.

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  37. BuckeyeRiot

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    Why Mo Willams gotta kill someone? He's lighting it up on my FBB team.
     
  38. HotMic

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    She gives mind-blowing head

    Shot his load

    Busted on her face
     
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  39. Sterling A

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    i also liked your shot his load comment
     
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  40. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  41. broken internet

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    You just KNOW that he pulled the trigger right at the end. So as she was lying there spurting...




    ... so was he.
     
  42. kinghill

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  43. broken internet

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    Couple praised by Sheriff for looking out for young children with suspicious couple
    BY ADAM AARO MONDAY, JANUARY 4TH 2016

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    Franklin Township — A Central Ohio couple is being lauded by the Franklin County Sheriff's Office for calling authorities when they saw children inside a car they thought were in trouble.

    Jessica and Bryan Damron say on Sunday night they were on their once-a-week trip to the Columbus area to inspect foreclosed homes. As they were about to head home they decided to stop at a Speedway in Franklin Township to heat up some soup they brought along. As they sat in their car in the parking lot, they say another car pulled up next to them. Franklin County deputies say inside the car were 30-year-old Johnny Schumaker and 27-year-old Ashlee Grubbs. The Damrons say Schumaker got out the car and went inside and Grubbs started to grab their attention.

    "We were sitting there and I looked over and I told my husband she's starting to pass out," Jessica Damron said. "And it just got worse and worse."

    As time ticked by, the Damrons say there was no sign of Schumaker inside the store and Grubbs was passing out. They started suspecting drugs were somehow involved in what was happening. Then they noticed the small kids in the back of the car.

    "We are just scared that the driver was going to come back and be intoxicated," said Bryan Damron.

    So they called 911 and deputies confirmed what they suspected: drugs were involved. Deputies say they found drug paraphernalia, hypodermic needles used to inject heroin, small amount of suspected heroin, and a small amount of suspected crack cocaine. But that's not all deputies discovered.

    "And then they find the backpack and my heart starts pounding and I thought no way did this just happen," said Jessica Damron.

    The Franklin County Sheriff's Office says inside they found eight handguns, two of them loaded, and a shotgun with a cylinder mag full of ammo.

    "Those kids," said Jessica Damron. "What would have happened if nobody called that day and where would they have gone?"

    The Damrons say as frightened as they were while everything was happening, deputies did a wonderful job handling the two young kids.

    "The deputies were just dancing with the kids," Jessica Damron said. "And they bought them juice and donuts or something and gave them little beanie baby toys and the kids had no idea what was going on. It was amazing."

    Franklin County Sheriff Zach Scott praised the Damro's for calling 911 and said this situation is a prime example of how people can help law enforcement.

    Schumaker and Grubbs are both charged with drug possession and child endangerment. But investigators say more charges could come soon.
     
  44. broken internet

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  45. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    Florida getting creative to start off 2016, right in the hometown of myself, Boo MFer! and 941Gator

    HEROIN DELIVERED WRAPPED IN A BURRITO IN FLORIDA


    JANUARY 7, 2016
    Police in Bradenton, Florida are searching for the person who delivered a package of heroin and a syringe wrapped in a burrito to the Blake Medical Center, near Sarasota.

    The man, who allegedly identified on a surveillance camera inside of the hospital, gave the bag containing a burrito to a hospital employee and said that it was for a patient. When the employee further inspected the food, they discovered a user-sixed package of dope along with a syringe for personal use.

    The man was said to be between 6 feet to 6 feet 4 inches tall, with a thin build and “bleach blonde” hair, but the images that have surfaced online were those of a bald headed, middle aged Black man.

    According to the Bradenton PD, anyone with information leading to the arrest of this person could lead to a cash reward of up to $1,000.
     
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  46. 941Gator

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    Not sure why he is getting blamed and not chipotle.

    Fuck chipotle.
     
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  47. Artoo

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    Man Kills Best Friend After Their ‘Balls Touch’ In Threesome With Stripper
    Jan 8, 2016

    Tampa Bay, Florida. 39 year-old Curtis Mayfield (no, not that one – a different one…) was arrested this week after a threesome he engaged in with his best friend and a local stripper took a tragic twist. Mayfield shot and killed his friend after, in his own words, their ‘balls touched’. Mayfield, incensed with the homoerotic suggestion, went for his gun

    According to Mayfield: “There’s only so much a man can take, and dick or balls ain’t one of them. Halfway through I yelled ‘switch!’ You know from mouth to butt, he went left when he should’ve went right and next thing you know… We ball to ball.”

    Mayfield doesn’t feel any remorse whatsoever about the death of his ‘best friend’. Instead he claims that what he did wasn’t his responsibility. “It was his fault”, he says. “If he would’ve never touched my balls he would still be alive.”


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    Enraged by what had happened, he grabbed his gun and shot his friend point blank in the chest while yelling, “I ain’t with that gay sh*t!”

    Mayfield now faces a charge of murder in the first degree. Bail has been set at $50,000. We wonder how far his new catchphrase, “I ain’t with that gay sh*t!” will get him in jail
     
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