Your move Ohio/Florida

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  1. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member

    My gf is from there:

    Apparently the police battered the door and shot the lock with a shotgun before realizing the door was unlocked but opened outwards.
     
    #251 Eathan Edwards, Feb 22, 2019
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2019
  2. buckwild

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  3. kinghill

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    Florida owns this thread. Sit down, Ohio.

     
  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Wasn’t sure where to post this.

     
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    Alive or dead thread
     
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    Drunk Florida man yells 'come and get me' at deputies, is arrested
     
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    Deputy: Florida man chugged can of beer during DUI stop
     
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    Facebook political argument ends with Tampa man shot in buttocks
     
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    Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness'
     
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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    Florida Man puts semen in co-workers water.
     
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    I’m just going straight down google results

    Cops: Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb

    FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN, DEPUTIES SAY
     
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    Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail.
     
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    Florida man shot at roommate over cat hair on the couch.
     
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  19. theriner69er

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    Mine seemed pretty tame: Florida man faces 10 years in prison for cruise assault

    Until you read the details: A Florida man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually abusing an intellectually disabled woman on a cruise ship.

    yup, seems about right
     
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  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say
     
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  23. CloudBerry

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    classic "dadgum varmint" response
     
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  25. dblplay1212

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    Arresting someone for song lyrics is so stupid.
     
  26. Crepeswithasmile

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    I agree, but it's equally as stupid to be rapping about shooting up a football game/campus with everything that's going on in this country right now.
     
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  27. dblplay1212

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    I dont disagree. Just saying Eminem wrote about killing Kim for a decade and was never arrested.
     
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  28. PSU12

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    that also wasn't 2019. It's really dumb to reference shooting up a campus in 2019.
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    I never said it wasnt dumb. I'm just saying that if the new standard is to arrest people for song lyrics, I'm not ok with that.
     
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  34. 20/20/20/20

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    The YouTube video :doge:
     
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  35. Barves2125

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    So happy for Ahrielle.

    And her husband definitely looks like a Jeremy. Sorry to all you people named Jeremy.
     
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  36. Fusiontegra

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    Video says Punta Gorda, which is just north of Fort Meyers.
     
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  37. BuckeyeRiot

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    Don’t make me spend all day on YouTube looking up Ohio redneck weddings.
     
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  38. ButchCassidy

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    Is there anything more romantic than giving your hand to your soon to be ex-wife, to help her up your trucks flatbed?
     
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  39. Fusiontegra

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    I mean the father of the bride and groom walking his sister down the aisle has to got to be up there.
     
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  40. TC

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    Group forcibly tattoo racial slur on man’s neck — and spell it wrong, police say
    OCALA, Fla. — Sheriff’s deputies in Florida have arrested the third of four people wanted for allegedly tattooing by force a misspelled racial slur on a man’s neck.

    Brandon Dwayne Hayley, 28, of Fort McCoy, Fla., was arrested Monday on warrants for aggravated battery, armed robbery and two counts of battery. On Wednesday, he was being held in the Marion County Jail in lieu of a $40,000 bond.

    A 41-year-old man told deputies in late January that, on Jan. 24, he was staying at a home in Salt Springs when Hayley; Lucian “Luke” Evans, 40; Brett “Wolf” Singleton, 45; and Mary “Beth” Durham, 35, entered the home and shut the door, according to Marion County Sheriff’s Office reports.

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    The man, who is white, said they told him they were going to cover a gang tattoo — the “CWB” patch for Crazy White Boys — on his neck with another one, according to an arrest report. Evans, he said, pulled a knife from a sheath on his belt.

    Evans and Hayley held him down while Singleton began tattooing his neck, the report says. The man told deputies he was moving too much and fighting against being tattooed. At that point, he said, Hayley hit him with something and knocked him unconscious.

    He woke up briefly, and Durham was tattooing his neck, he recalled. He heard her say, “I’ve never done this before.” And someone answered, “It’s OK. It doesn’t matter.”

    An investigator described the resulting tattoo, which had failed to cover up the “CWB,” according to the report. It was an expletive and then the N-word, except they got the N-word wrong, spelling it with only one “g,” like the landlocked West African nation.

    The man told deputies the intruders also took his cellphone.

    Evans was arrested in February. He admitted being at the residence and gave the names of the others who were there, according to the Sheriff’s Office. Evans said the incident lasted 30 to 45 minutes. He remains at the Marion County Jail on charges related to this case and to an unrelated one.

    Durham was arrested April 18 on charges of aggravated battery and robbery with a firearm. She, too, remains at the jail.

    Deputies are still searching for Singleton.

    The battery charges against Hayley involve incidents that occurred after the tattoo.

    On March 11, while deputies were looking for Hayley, a woman told them that he head-butted her, knocking her to the ground, and repeatedly punched her in the face and chest, and grabbed her neck, according to the Sheriff’s Office. She told him she was calling 911 and he ran from the property.

    On March 31, a different woman told deputies Hayley was upset he could not go to work because his vehicle had been repossessed. She said he grabbed her by the throat, pinned her against a wall and slapped and punched her in the face, according to MCSO. She woman said Hayley left before deputies arrived.

    https://www.dispatch.com/news/20190...-on-mans-neck---and-spell-it-wrong-police-say
     
  41. HotMic

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    Lived down there for a few and don’t ever remember seeing anything remotely close to this. I feel robbed.
     
  42. 20/20/20/20

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  43. Prospector

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    Woman pulls gator from pants when cop asks if she has ‘anything else’

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    Not to be outdone by the #FloridaMan, a #FloridaWoman pulled this alligator out of her pants Monday morning during a traffic stop after being asked the standard "Do you have anything else?". She also had 41 3-stripe turtles in the vehicle. FWC responded to take over the investigation.



    PUNTA GORDA, Fla. – Wildlife officials are now investigating after a woman pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop in Florida, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office.

    The bizarre gator-smuggling case came to light after deputies asked the woman, who has not been publicly identified, a standard law enforcement question: “Do you have anything else?”

    The 25-year-old woman then pulled foot-long reptile out of the yoga pants she was wearing, according to WBBH. She also had 41 small three-stripe turtles in the vehicle, deputies said.

    The woman was riding with a 22-year-old man who deputies say rolled through a stop sign in Punta Gorda, leading to the traffic stop. The man allegedly told deputies the pair had been scavenging for frogs and snakes.

    After citing the driver for the moving violation, WBBH reports deputies were making sure they didn’t have any protected species when they found the alligator and turtles.

    Florida Wildlife and Conservation officers responded to the scene and continue to investigate.
     
  44. Jack Parkman

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  45. Barves2125

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    Why didn't he just sing Here's A Quarter?
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    "Last seen in the Lucasville Bottoms"

    lol