You've just taken a giant dump...

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  1. $P1

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    ...and you've flushed twice. The water looks pretty clear, but not pristine. It wasn't runny, but wasn't straight up solid logs. Just some typical poop reflecting a balanced diet.

    How much money would it take for you to drink a glass of the toilet water?
     
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  2. Simon Templar

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    I appreciate you coming here to validate the amount you agreed to
     
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  3. Sir Phobos

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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Let's just take this to its logical conclusion, how much money would it take for someone to take a shit directly into your mouth?
     
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  5. $P1

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    Just bought a new car, every little bit helps
     
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  6. Nug

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    Pero porque?
     
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  7. Simon Templar

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    Last car I bought was in Muncie. Congratulations
     
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  8. Constant

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    Does the original dump have to be giant?
     
  9. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    This is the kind of fuck you money I hope to have one day.

    Just roll around paying people to drink their shit water.
     
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  10. tylerdolphin

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    10k id probably do it
     
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  11. HoosDaMan

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    I honestly thought it was going to be about a 3rd flush. lol Fucking sicko.

    2.5 million after taxes.
     
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  12. hood b. goode

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  13. ned's head

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    What if it's a brand new toilet that's never been used? Because it's the same answer you goddamn barbarian
     
  14. beist

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  15. bro

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    I don't say this often, but please get back to work.
     
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  16. gritzy

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    wrong thread icon
     
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  17. angus

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    I think these threads have now jumped the shark.
     
  18. Goose

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    I’m currently pooping who is sending the Venmo for $3 mill
     
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  19. $P1

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    How much would have to be raised for a charity of your choice in lieu of you getting $10k?
     
  20. dblplay1212

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    I need more details. Where is this? My house? And assuming no skid marks let on the bowl? My bowls are cleaned regularly, I'd do it for like $1k tbh. That water should be pretty clean. Gas station toilet? I'd need $10k or more to that bc I assume I'd get pretty sick.
     
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  21. a.tramp

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    Guarantee someone that has given op shit for or is planning on it has tossed their girl’s salad in the past 2 weeks.
     
  22. a.tramp

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  23. repoocs

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    Do you go the classy route and hold the glass StinkyPinky up?
     
  24. spagett

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    If I'm being honest with myself?
     
  25. Nug

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    Fucking A man, one thousand?!?!

    Conversations starts at like $50K.
     
  26. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Imagine the mouthfeel
     
  27. Irush

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    Probably the same amount it would take to convince me to try skyline chili

    so nothing less than like 125k
     
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  28. repoocs

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    I've never eaten shit, but if it tastes like a delicious blend of beef brains and cinnamon, maybe my cost just went down.
     
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  29. TrustyPatches

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    Ima go with $400
     
  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    Can I beer bong it? I think the slow gulping is gonna cause the most problems. Also do I have to keep it down? If I can bong and barf 50k, if I have to slow drink and maintain, 1MM after tax.
     
  31. Irush

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    Bon appetite my guy
     
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  32. oknole

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    This reads like a D&D prompt.
     
  33. beist

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    Dump & Drink?
     
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  34. $P1

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    Roll over 10 and you decide the price. Under 10 and I do. Do. Doodoo.
     
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  35. 40wwttamgib

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    lies.
     
  36. dukebuckeye

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    I'd do it for one Bitcoin.
     
  37. TC

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    Michigan is national champs man. You don't have to do this.
     
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  38. repoocs

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    Stocking up on commemorative championship gear isn't cheap these days. Or so I've heard.
     
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  39. tylerdolphin

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    Might do it for the same 10k for charity just because I'd feel guilty about not being able to do something fast like that for that amount of money towards something good.

    I'm saying $10k now at this point in my life but I've definitely had a period in my life where I'd have probably done it for $1k cash in hand. At the time, $1k would have been a really big deal.
     
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  40. TC

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    You'd feel guilty about not drinking shit?

    [​IMG]
     
  41. electronic

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    The amount of human feces in that drink is probably not appreciably more than most meals from restaurants.
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s times like these that I appreciate my lack of greed. I can confidently say that there is no amount.
     
  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So you're saying it won't take a lot of money.
     
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  44. electronic

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  45. Constant

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    You ingest some level of fecal matter every day through breathing, and that's somebody else's fecal matter.

    Trace amounts of my fecal matter in my clean toilet water?

    Conversation can begin at $10k
     
  46. Nug

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    I have a pretty high threshold for dirtiness, but I'm shocked at some of you nasty MFers in this thread.

    Find jesus
     
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