Zach Smith releases text exchanges between him/Urban/Herman

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  1. bro

    bro just in a general kinda way
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    spoilered for size. Another McMurphy bombshell.

    j/k! This thread is about lunch.

    I made a copy cat version of Panera's Apple Fuju Salad. Just delicious.
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

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  3. CF3234

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    You’re trying too hard bro
     
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  4. Gambler

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    I hope someone puts a pube in your lunch.
     
  5. Trofie

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    This is why everyone hates you.
     
  6. Trop

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    Watch the fake! Watch the fake!
     
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    Feeding a fed horse
     
  8. bro

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    I dunno. Outside of baking the chicken, the salad was pretty easy to make :idk:
     
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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  10. Tobias

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    bro just one normal social interaction. its christmas time for god's sake just be normal for like a day
     
  11. val venis

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  12. bertwing

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    Awesome prank, farva
     
  13. devine

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    Truman
     
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  14. Prospector

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    damnit
    could one of the mods lock or delete this pos thread
     
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  15. devine

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  16. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    good thread.

    thread is good.

    would read again.
     
  18. TDCD

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    OP didn’t even make sense... if it was Zach smith releasing his own texts than it wouldn’t be a ‘mcmurphy bombshell’
     
  19. ned's head

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    This is the closest thing to getting ratio'd that you can get on tmb. Congrats op, you dumb son of a bitch
     
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  20. nofatchildren

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    Remember when Farva used to mercilessly make fun of bro? bro would pretend like it didn't hurt him, but we all know deep down he wanted to be just like Farva, and the pain was immense. This thread is just further proof of that.

    This is a bad look buddy.
     
  21. Houndster

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    Can we keep this thread bumped for the near future? You just don’t see this kind of posting anymore.
     
  22. Corch

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  23. TwoPoor

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    Jesus what a stupid fucking thread
     
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  24. Ian Boooooo!k

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    This is 'Many Faces of Supercity' good
     
  25. Bruce Bowen

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    bro if you haven't seen The Office, watch the whole series except Scott's Tot's. It will be a fantastic conversation piece and you will be cooler for it.
    I can't remember who said this maybe it was bro
     
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  26. -Prime-

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    Farva Jr.
     
  27. StinkusP1nkus

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    What if bro were Farva all along?
     
  28. oldberg

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    Thread was made by a fucksicle
     
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  29. Kirk Fogg

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  30. Tobias

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    it is driving me crazy trying to remember who this was. i have been looking through the office thread but can't remember who it was
     
  31. teel

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  32. wes tegg

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    That was ElectricDreamMachine , an otherwise solid poster.
     
  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    brova?

    barva?

    brohole fever?

    idk still workshopping this one
     
  34. Tony Perkis

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  35. ElectricDreamMachine

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    oh well thanks tegg

    but also fuck your TMB-historian memory
     
  36. devine

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    Bro has a really strange attachement to the Brett Mcmurphy and Zach smith story
     
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    He's got his Wild Man T Ball Lifter on
     
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  38. Wu

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    OP has nearly 1:2 post:like ratio

    A damning indictment on this here message forum board
     
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  39. wtx

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    98% chance bro is a furry
     
  40. Tobias

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    i went looking for the post and found it but was planning on protecting your identity. unfortunately tegg has no shame and just put you on blast. some people
     
  41. ElectricDreamMachine

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    smh lawyers and their shameless thoroughness
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

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    Shut the fuck up bitch
     
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  43. Jack Parkman

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  44. Corch

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    Well done bro
     
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  45. bro

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    agreed. What the hell is wrong with all of you?
     
  46. marcus

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    Sooooooo am I okay to do lunch talk orrrrr...no?

    Eh. Mayor and council bought the city employees lunch and it was good. Delicious guinea shit like chicken parm, stuffed banana peppers, pizza, and Costco desserts.
     
  47. Irush

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    Like the Sarah Chalke thread but worse
     
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  48. Wu

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    ^ wants to see OP’s tits ^
     
  49. Goose

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    I had the superior burger chain for lunch today

    Shake Shack
     
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  50. marcus

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    Finally had it with my girls at the new one near me. Very good burger and stawrberry shake.
     
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