Zion williamson aka Dikembe Mo'Gumbo

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  1. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    A lot of people in the nba thread have been mildly interested in this so here we are



    He thicc!

    He chonky!
     
    #1 hood b. goode, Aug 30, 2020
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  2. Emma

    Emma and I am you and what I see is me
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    #2 Emma, Aug 30, 2020
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  3. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    #3 HOOSINSC, Aug 30, 2020
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  4. mp_22

    mp_22 Well-Known Member
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    Says the coach who wouldn’t play him
     
    #4 mp_22, Aug 30, 2020
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  5. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    #5 Celemo, Aug 31, 2020
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  6. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    He’s got a Charles Barkley, Larry Johnson frame.

    He’s 40% of the entire Monstars squad.
     
    #6 JonathanCoachman, Aug 31, 2020
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  7. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    #7 Fudd, Aug 31, 2020
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  8. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    LFG!!! Someone threw out all the doritos at his place
     
    #8 hood b. goode, Nov 21, 2020
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  9. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    that other dude must be tall as hell too
     
    #9 og, Nov 21, 2020
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  10. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    6’2”
     
    #10 HoosDaMan, Nov 21, 2020
  11. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    How you calling Zion "lil bro?" I know it's an age thing but still. He ain't little.
     
    #11 Barves2125, Nov 21, 2020
  12. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    i don't know anything about trucks but that one seems fancy
     
    #12 Handcuffed, Nov 21, 2020
  13. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Maybe he's a fan of ironic nicknames
     
    #13 Bruce Wayne, Nov 21, 2020
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  14. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Gotta love the Raptor. It’s insane fast in Sport Mode.
     
    #14 THF, Nov 21, 2020
  15. NFM

    NFM Well-Known Member
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    I don’t like that truck he’s gonna be a bust
     
    #15 NFM, Nov 21, 2020
  16. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    that entire truck bed is being taken up by a spare tire

    seems like an inefficient use of space, folks
     
    #16 skiedfrillet, Nov 21, 2020
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  17. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    Well fuck you then Karl
     
    #17 hood b. goode, Jan 20, 2021
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  18. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Karl should just be happy he's not in jail
     
    #18 LuPoor, Jan 20, 2021
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  19. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
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    Oh, now Karl Malone is concerned about a young person's age?
     
    #19 DuffandMuff, Jan 20, 2021
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  20. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    And to no one’s surprise, he’s claiming that someone is older than they are
     
    #20 bwi2, Jan 20, 2021
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  21. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Karl Malone was Zion's age when he impregnated a 13 year old.
     
    #21 wes tegg, Jan 20, 2021
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  22. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I'll defer to Malone as being the expert on kid's bodies.
     
    #22 tylerdolphin, Jan 20, 2021
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  23. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    #23 hood b. goode, Aug 22, 2021
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  24. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    that’s why I pay the big bucks to be on this board
     
    #24 IHHH, Aug 22, 2021
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  25. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    2021 vs 2019. Popeyes biscuit away from being obese at this point
     
    #25 hood b. goode, Oct 14, 2021
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    That’s a fat motherfucker
     
    #26 Detlef Schrempf, Oct 14, 2021
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  27. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    goddamit Zion
     
    #27 bro, Oct 14, 2021
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  28. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    :roll:
     
    #28 BudKilmer, Oct 14, 2021
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  29. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    This man had to grow a goatee so we would know where his face stopped.

    Ts and Ps from a fellow fatty.
     
    #29 Tiffin, Oct 14, 2021
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  30. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Shaq got fat as fuck in the NBA too. Buy those Zion stocks is all I'm saying.
     
    #30 i am a bammer, Oct 14, 2021
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  31. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Stuffed in that jersey like a sausage
     
    #31 Bruce Wayne, Oct 14, 2021
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  32. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Bummer that he had to wear white for his fat pic. Fat guys know white is never the move.
     
    #32 dukebuckeye, Oct 14, 2021
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  33. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Guard him on the block and let me know what's up
     
    #33 TC, Oct 14, 2021
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  34. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    i was accused of being biased or trolling when i said i was concerned about this young man's morbid obesity

    looks like i was right.
     
    #34 Tobias, Oct 14, 2021
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  35. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    #35 southlick, Oct 14, 2021
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  36. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    tough carrying all that weight
     
    #36 bro, Oct 14, 2021
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  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    also, why do they always make him spin the ball in his promo photos
     
    #37 bro, Oct 14, 2021
  38. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    #38 allothersnsused, Oct 14, 2021
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  39. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Well thanks for introducing me to a Twitter I feel I must follow
     
    #39 Detlef Schrempf, Oct 14, 2021
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  40. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Fuck
     
    #40 Icculus is a Bammer, Oct 14, 2021
  41. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    That’s a before and after pic of anyone having a three day weekend in New Orleans. Can’t hate.
     
    #41 steamengine, Oct 14, 2021
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  42. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    It's so good
     
    #42 allothersnsused, Oct 14, 2021
  43. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
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    makes him appear more interested when he's pretending it's pizza dough
     
    #43 Shiggityshwo, Oct 14, 2021
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  44. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Bet he isn’t back for months. Even when the fat foot heals 100% he will be completely out of game shape aka orca fat and be put on a limited min schedule and eased back into the shitty lineup. Good news is we should only be 15 games back from the tenth seed at that point. Cannot fucking wait for this useless nba season!
     
    #44 Icculus is a Bammer, Oct 14, 2021
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  45. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    you were branded with a scarlet letter and the persecution was unwarranted and I demand apologies from all who were responsible because this mans is thicc
     
    #45 joe-, Oct 14, 2021
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  46. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    He's already dead!
     
    #46 i am a bammer, Oct 14, 2021
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  47. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    Nike better get their slave workers to step it up cuz he's gonna be pushing those shoes to the limit once again.
     
    #47 Stringer Bell, Oct 14, 2021
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  48. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    Knicks are going to give him a huge contract and he’s gonna be running around looking like this

    3C9E3340-4F2E-473B-9DE3-240C692BDC5E.jpeg
     
    #48 fuckthestateoftx, Oct 14, 2021
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  49. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    #49 Xander Crews, Oct 14, 2021
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  50. ClemPson

    ClemPson Well-Known Member
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    All that salt in the Cajun seasoning is making him retain water.

    a lot of water
     
    #50 ClemPson, Oct 14, 2021
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