Zion williamson aka Dikembe Mo'Gumbo

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  1. BudKilmer

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    he’s also clearly a very stupid human being
     
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  2. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Sure. He's 22 years old with all the money in the world. Those people tend to be stupid more often than not when it comes to these kinds of things.
     
  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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  5. BudKilmer

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    Make no mistake, I’d have done some Dwight Howard / Magic Johnson stuff were I a 19 year old millionaire
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Eat nothing but candy bars til you had to go to the doctor with tingling extremities?
     
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  7. Prospector

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    My God! That's hideous
     
  8. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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  9. Eathan Edwards

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    Out of all the pornstars/onlyfans girls/strippers/escorts/etc - this is what you went with?

    Not kink shaming but come on - and don't they literally have classes for the rookies about NDAs etc and protecting themselves from this for multiple weeks or is that just NFL?
     
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  10. Icculus is a Bammer

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    doubt Zion or anyone in his circle can even spell NDA
     
  11. BudKilmer

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    The league or teams should hire you to come educate these young men
     
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  12. Jake Scott

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    We need to stop calling anyone who has ever done porn a porn star. She’s a porn employee.
     
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  13. Doc Louis

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    Reflects on where he came from. Those are 10's at Duke.
     
  14. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    She can be the "head" trainer
     
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  15. Icculus is a Bammer

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  16. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    is the woman having the baby really the same woman from the streetfight video?
     
  17. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Haven't heard that. Link to video?
     
  18. Handcuffed

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    nsfw video, though i recall it being fairly popular when it was first released

     
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  19. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    I had a finance professor who used to do it for the Saints. Clearly the pelicans need to bring him in.
     
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  20. IvanTheTerrible

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  21. IvanTheTerrible

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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    I'd be happy to be on retainer - some basic stats: zero pregnant, zero lawsuits. And I am by no means a multi 100 million dollar athlete.

    Come on man - get your shit together.
     
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  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  24. Eathan Edwards

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    "I thought are relationship was special!!"
     
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  25. ButchCassidy

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    I mean, duh? Getting involved with the #1 pick in the NBA, and you think YOU'RE the special one?
     
  26. BudKilmer

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    Post through it babe
     
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  27. Prospector

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    Saw enough yesterday to know to pass. Some of you degenerates might like it tho
     
  28. MG2

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    Sad to see what seems like such a healthy and strong relationship end in such heartbreaking fashion.

    Thoughts and prayers to the old porn girl who can't find the courage to milk this dumb kid out of all his money any longer.
     
  29. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I'm scared to click that link (doesn't look safe). But I want to see zions dick

    I'm so torn
     
  30. Handcuffed

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    only caught up just now on tonight's twitter ramblings.

    incredible.
     
  31. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I'm so grateful for this content he has given us pels fans. It's literally the highlight of his career
     
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  32. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    SAS was put on the earth for moments like this
     
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  33. IvanTheTerrible

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    The man should have taken over Maury's time slot.
     
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  34. IvanTheTerrible

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    Is this really the only photo they could us? lol
     
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  35. MG2

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    Basketball action shots are tough to find for him the last couple years
     
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  36. EMAW FC

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    This is every touring stand up comedian’s picture for the show coming up in a city near you
     
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  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Pelicans GM: Have a seat, Zion, something troubling has come to our attention recently that we need to have a discussion about.

    (slides the tweet about pop cans in the bathroom across the table)
     
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  39. bro

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  40. LuPoor

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    Man I would be too
     
  41. backinblack23

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    I’m sure he would be open to going to the Mavs.
     
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  42. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Him and Harden in Houston would create a new tax bracket for strippers.
     
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  43. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode shytposter
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    Moriah chick acct got suspended
     
  44. EMAW FC

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    Zion entrapped O/U 27.5 games in regular season