Zion williamson aka Dikembe Mo'Gumbo

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  1. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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  2. killerwvu

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  3. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Doesn’t matter. They’re going to pay him regardless

    it does however increase his trade value but I doubt they deal him
     
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  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Oh my God the Williamsonian Corpulence Coefficient actually made it into his contract
    :banderas:
     
  5. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Doesn’t seem like he wants to play

     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    They're not lying. Obesity is a disease.
     
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Mental health days are part of "load management"
     
  8. bro

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  9. Icculus is a Bammer

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  10. dblplay1212

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    I'm not a tattoo guy but how can a tattoo go on so crooked?
     
  11. BudKilmer

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    I’m dying :roll:
     
  12. Irush

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    either he is dumb and wanted it this way or nobody noticed when the stencil was applied and either he still hasn’t noticed or he’s playing it cool
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    Probably happens when the subject is eating the whole time.
     
  14. dblplay1212

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    I mean I get the stencil being crooked but that's why it's a stencil. That thing took hours and nobody noticed it was super crooked :facepalm:
     
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  15. bertwing

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    AJ McCarron has a better chest tat
     
  16. Handcuffed

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    this is maybe a dumb question but i don't have any tattoos

    how long does it take for something like that to heal? i hadn't put a ton of thought into it but i assumed athletes got their tattoos in the offseason.
     
  17. buckwild

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  18. 40wwttamgib

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    well i mean, that flat earther kyrie irving got in, sooo ...
     
  19. buckwild

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    LOIC IMO
     
  20. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro It’s got a bush? What the hell?!?
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    Not long. You could certainly play the next day as long as the person keeps it from getting dry.
     
  21. Irush

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    depends you really wanna keep it out of water more than anything, you can always place a protective wrap over it and just make sure you clean it and moisturize it
     
  22. joe-

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    fuck that. getting sweat in that thing or getting bumped would hurt for a few days. maybe tattoo recovery is the illness keeping him out
     
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  23. LuPoor

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    Tired: Williamson - out (fat)
    Wired: Williamson - out (tat)
     
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  24. Nug

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    What?? No dude
     
  25. Nug

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    Like you conceivably could, but it wouldn't be advisable at all.
     
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  26. CaneKnight

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    I'm sorry but is this guy really sitting out a game because he decided to get a fucking giant tattoo mid season????
     
  27. LuPoor

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    Many people complain about the emphasis NBA coverage places on off court drama and whatnot, but I'm sorry, learning about what a spectacularly weird and dumb person Zion is gives me more joy than like random Pelicans games do.
     
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  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Ma Pops>Mo Gumbo
     
  29. Icculus is a Bammer

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    wish I could say the same
     
  30. Craig Pettis

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    As funny as this narrative is I’m pretty sure he already had the tattoo when he played against the grizzlies the other night.
     
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  31. southlick

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  32. hood b. goode

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    Lol but credit to him hes been showin out this season
     
  33. LuPoor

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    Just angles
     
  34. hood b. goode

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    Hell even thats an improvement
     
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  35. hood b. goode

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  36. Doug

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  37. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    it breaks my heart that i was right about this young man it really does. but alas i was
     
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  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Sounds like load management

    for the floor

    FAT
     
  39. southlick

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    Trade CJ
     
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  40. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I’m done with this dude
     
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  41. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    i am gutted about how right i was about this young man. it keeps me up at night
     
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  42. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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