Zion williamson aka Dikembe Mo'Gumbo

100ish games in 4 years. Pelicans lost an iron man in AD for what they got with Zion.

But Embiid managed to turn it around, so it’s possible.

 

But Embiid wasn’t fat.

 

Yeah, shots of insulin lmbo

 

Really not liking this getting pushed back, if it was he's playing this weekend I think the team would happily announce that.

 

Man fuck David griffin. Just a fundamentally useless franchise that should be in Seattle

 

Worthless statement that doesn’t say shit

 

a lot of words just to say

 

Literal translation: too fat

 

I’m not a doctor but you know what would make him less fat? Playing basketball

 

How many games are left in the season. Isn’t it basically over?

 

a couple reg season but play in and maybe a playoff series if his fat ass played

 

Ain’t no way he plays again this season.

 

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I bet his off season workouts will be inspiring.

 

Giving everyone false hope again.

 

that leaked video of a windmill dunk will be amazing.

 

I was thinking more like the pickup game that he has with Greg Oden.

 

that's where the dunk is going to come from

 

If I wasn’t driving I was gonna photo shop Zion dunking and Mr glass sitting in a wheel chair.

 

Or shooting drills with Ben Simmons.

 

Shame, because a fully healthy Pelicans is top 5 NBA team. Certainly a top team in the west

 

The whole situation is very sad, I want king sized 21st century Barkley on the court

 

gravy time decision

 

That's crazy

 

Joel embid played in less games through four years but he isn’t fat so not sure it’s a fair comparison

 

This man really can’t play ~15 minutes a night to get in shape on the court and try to get into the playoffs?

 

lotta people owe me an apology. tried to warn y’all about the gluttonous nature of this young man but i was accused of being “biased” or “hating duke”

even jesus had his message criticized imo

 

If it’s just a fat issue then I don’t see why he can’t play. I mean Kenny lofton jr for Memphis is fat as shit too but he plays

 

It's that his fat feet hurt

 

Really had to count the years three times to make sure this is correct. Good lord

 

Chargers should be some pretty simple equipment, why is this such an issue?

 

In other words we will see you next year

 

I get not being in basketball shape, but there’s zero reason he’s not in cardio shape. Fat floats, get his ass in a pool and swim some laps.

 

It’s cause he doesn’t want it bad enough

 

this is Griff saying “we are fucking sick of this shit and we are leaking to the media that his ass is sorry as hell!”

 

Guy tweaked his hammy first week of January. That’s a long fn time man

 

this guy stinks. just give it a shot for your teammates.

 

when is his contract up?

 

Great so he's soft outside and inside now.

 

How many more twinkies does he need to eat to feel like Zion?

 

I think his rookie deal is up this year and he's an RFA

 

He signed an extension last year