Zion williamson aka Dikembe Mo'Gumbo

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  1. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Hearing that there is no real issue with the foot. He’s fat and lazy and not ready to play. Sad
     
  2. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    Extra chins are less conspicuous when one is stretching the front neck region out in order to look upwards, and ball distracts eyes from physique. I use the same technique for my LinkedIn picture.
     
  3. Houndster

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    Is it the beetus?
     
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  4. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    they beetus, you beetus, no, dibeetus
     
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  5. Doc Louis

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    Gout it right the first time
     
  6. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  7. Icculus is a Bammer

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  8. EMAW FC

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    Pelicans front office when they hear Zion ate a salad

     
  9. Butthead

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    he learned from what harden did last year iyam
     
  10. UncleJesse

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    I feel like he is following the same career path of Greg Oden. Not because he has bad knees though, just a fat fuck that has no conditioning.
     
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  11. blotter

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    given the structure and resources and financial incentives players have vs in the past it seems most everyone in sports is turning into Kobe clones of immaculate competition humanoids devoid of personalities.. need more fuck ups and fatties and dudes who really don't give a shit. <3 Zion
     
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  12. Roy

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    I remember back in the day South Carolina’s home board getting all frazzled that people were calling Alshon Jeffery fat. He actually did end up having a whatever year. Lol

    Still literally tea bagged a Clemson player right in front of a ref after a touchdown and didn’t get a penalty so that was fun. Football used to be fun.

    football is not fun anymore
     
  13. fish

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  14. $P1

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    Mendoza line energy
     
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  15. hood b. goode

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  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I want to see a picture of the "struck" Pelicans officials
     
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  17. bwi2

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    Again, this is Zion at 285 pounds:

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    It’s like they’re trying to push him to leave with this “north of 300 pounds” shit
     
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  18. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  19. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    All black. Way to go, Z. Fat boys all around the world feel you, fam.
     
  20. IV

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    To me he’s only fit and normal to me
     
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  21. hood b. goode

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    And :meh: at the bolded. Hes already a Knick in spirit
     
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  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Oliver Miller.
     
  23. UncleItchyBalls

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    check out that dumpy in the background though
     
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  24. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro Not a co-conspirator
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  25. Joe Withabee

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    That button holding on for dear life
     
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  26. Baby Herschel

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  27. Shiggityshwo

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    trying with all of his power to resist eating that ball
     
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  28. bertwing

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    Muscle weighs more than fat
     
  29. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    ...so he gained 16 pounds while he was laid up with a foot injury? :meh:
     
  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    he is a professional athlete breh. No need to pop over 3 bills just because you are laid up for a few weeks
     
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  31. Tobias

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    there is picture evidence and multiple reports all verifying that he is what some of us who care about his have been saying for years: he’s fat
     
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  32. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I agree to an extent but it also just seems like the media stirring the pot. Dudes like Zion can lose 10 lbs in 3 days.
     
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  33. joe-

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    yet he’s not
     
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  34. bro

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    Mark Titus has been talking about "is Zion fat" before he even played a game for Duke. This has been a thing with him. We have been trying to figure it out. Now we have confirmed it. He is indeed fat (currently).
     
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  35. Tobias

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    “i could totally lose those extra 10 pounds if i wanted to” is what overweight people everywhere say
     
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  36. hood b. goode

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    330 lbs if pelicans board posters are to be believed, great assumption though
     
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  37. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I havent tracked his career as much as some of y'all and didn't know this was an ongoing thing with him.
     
  38. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    “it’s just baby fat”

    -duke fans in 2018
     
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  39. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    330 pounds is well "north" of 300. Hell thats damn near maxing out the scale.
     
  40. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    and now mans has foot injuries like all those converted linemen who aren’t equipped to hold the extra weight
     
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  41. Tobias

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    in 2018 you were considered a duke hater if you expressed concern over his reckless exercise and dietary habits. we've come a long way since then but we still have a long ways to go
     
  42. bertwing

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    Can confirm as Taques says this daily
     
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  43. colonel_forbin

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    I had an elderly client whom I've known for years come in today and point at my stomach and say, "You're starting to get a belly. You need to lay off those beers."

    So I feel you, Zion. I feel you.
     
  44. OZ2

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    I feel like this is part shaq and part Chuck and I’m not sure he has the chance to be close to either of the those two because they were actually playing at Zion’s age & Zion seems to already be dealing with some shit that you can very much question if it’s with his weight and body structure.
     
  45. Bruce Bowen

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    Lebron gained 7 lbs during a playoff game so this is probably the same thing.
     
  46. Icculus is a Bammer

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  47. Handcuffed

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  48. killerwvu

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