Zion williamson aka Dikembe Mo'Gumbo

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  1. bro

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  2. Butthead

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    Heh heh, flab
     
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  3. Sanjuro

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    Wait, Luka is 265?
     
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  4. clemsonvianj

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    really sucks as a neutral fan. honestly wonder what his trade value is and who would take the risk.
     
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  5. beerleagueman

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    90s era body
     
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  6. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    his trade value, I would think, is deshaun Watson level without the rape allegations. He’s still a kid. Can’t imagine a team not wanting him. It would be easy for him to say that I only got fat cus pelicans. I promise I won’t get fat in NYC
     
  7. Shawn Hunter

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    Greg Oden 2.0
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    Point Zion was so fun.

    point Zion surrounded by shooting and a big like Brooke Lopez or Myles Turner would have been unreal run.
     
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  9. Butthead

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    Oden was never really out of shape though. His body just couldnt stand up in the nba :idk:
     
  10. Joey Freshwater

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    So Zion is 330ish? :iseeu:
     
  11. Beeds07

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    Bomani kept saying Kidd told him to quit complaining fat boy and I laughed every time, then again everything can be funny in Bomanis voice
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    That’s not fair to oden because by all accounts his issue wasn’t work ethic or staying in shape
     
  13. poor paul

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    his trade value is incredibly high. he averaged 27-7-4 on 61% shooting last season at the age of 20. an injury to his foot doesn't change any of that.
     
  14. Shawn Hunter

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    He be averaging 0-0-0 when he isn’t playing though
     
  15. killerwvu

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  16. Boo MFer!

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    He’s basically like everyone’s fat, lazy uncle now.

     
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  17. PAHokie

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  18. Boo MFer!

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    Live look at the transportation.

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  19. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Yeah he ain’t playing this year
     
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  20. Prospector

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    what is the arranged for transportation out of NOLA about?
     
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  21. UncleJesse

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    Arranging transport at the Port of New Orleans.

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  22. Icculus is a Bammer

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  23. joe-

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    I’ve always thought he walked funny like he’s up on his toes or something
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    the only reason i could think of him rehabbing in portland is because nike has put their foot down and are trying to get him straight
     
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  25. Joe Withabee

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    he's pigeon toed
     
  26. UncleJesse

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    Fuckers wooly mammoth toed.
     
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  27. joe-

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    I believe the proper nomenclature is knock kneed
     
  28. IV

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    Fucking sucks cuz herb is playing his balls off for them
     
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  29. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Yeah if he was playing the pels would have a decent team
     
  30. hood b. goode

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  31. Tobias

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    people can apologize to me whenever for correctly calling this years ago
     
  32. hood b. goode

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    It's over.

    Not that it ever began

    but its over
     
  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    His prognosis is like if you took Grant Hill's ankle and transplanted it on Robert 'Tractor' Traylor
     
  34. TC

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    Shoulda played at SC Zion, at least you could have had a future selling used cars in the state
     
  35. Celemo

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    Does that include the staph infection?
     
  36. MG2

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    There was also this from yesterday.

     
  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Boy.

    His is a career in complete freefall. And with plenty of precedent, reasonable to have concern it's effectively over altogether. Fat dudes with non-healing foot injuries don't exactly find some later career renaissance. So no, a foot injury doesn't change his rookie year stat line, but I'd wager heavily (lol) he never averages double digits again
     
  38. Averaging triple digits on the scale though
     
  39. poor paul

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    I agree that things can change in the months since I posted that, also still quite early to write his career off.
     
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  40. MG2

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    He never averages 10 points per game again?
     
  41. Tobias

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    there is only one person responsible for this shocking fall from grace by zion and that person is coach k. he deserves to be sent to guantanamo bay if not more
     
  42. fucktx

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    Zion in NY

     
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  43. Sir Phobos

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    most adults do
     
  44. Snakes

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    Well that's a hell of a write off. He put up 25+ a game pretty easily as a raw 20 year old on a bad team. You are basically suggesting that he will retire soon because if he plays at all, averaging 10 ppg will not be hard for a guy as talented and naturally gifted as him.
     
  45. i realized how bad of a post that was after i made it but i am sticking with it
     
  46. $P1

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    wut
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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    Assuming he doesn’t play again this year, what could NO get for Zion at the draft?
     
  48. UncleJesse

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    About 3.50 a pound.