Thick Bitches (NSFW)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by IvanTheTerrible, Feb 10, 2016.

  1. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Where's Linsey Dawn McKenzie when you need her?
     
  2. TDCD

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    nsfw:

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  3. soulfly

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    Edit: already been established, I see
     
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  4. soulfly

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    Too young, eh?
     
  5. fucktx

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    Fat girls with pretty faces are extremely common and you guys are acting like they're the best thing in the fucking world
     
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  6. ned's head

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    This place is so fucking weird. Kate upton is too fat, but let's fawn over legitimately obese women.
     
  7. CraigAnne Conway

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    We get it man... You're not that in to girls. You don't have to keep opening the thread. We understand.
     
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  8. TheChatch

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  9. dump

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    are we really? we're just saying we find them attractive and would have sexual intercourse with them if given the chance... you're the one posting in the thread filled with a bunch of pictures of women you hate...
     
  10. mma1

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    Gianna Michaels, children
     
  11. CraigAnne Conway

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    No it's not
     
  12. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    :facepalm:
     
  13. Futureman

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    She's just the best
     
  14. MajorRaider

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    So add a fried egg to it?
     
  15. Killy Me Please

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    IIRC she's currently on the coke diet.
     
  16. MajorRaider

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    Want.

    This needs to gyrate on my face.
     
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  17. MajorRaider

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    So the ole, "let my buddy pour spit saturated tobacco on my dick" move didn't pay off eh?
     
  18. High Cotton

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    Ladies, this is what fat looks like. First one fatty I've seen posted.
     
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  19. Jax Teller

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    Did you miss the OP?
     
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  20. Kylebw1

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    Learn to have a sense of fucking humor. Me of all people would have been run off from here a long time ago if I took offense to every comment or joke at my expense. It's a message board. Everyone gets a hard time here and there. Don't take it as a challenge every time
     
  21. bingbing

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  22. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    NoleNBlue introduced me to Angela White a while back ago...I never properly thanked him for that. So, uhhhh Thanks man
     
  23. bingbing

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    I think she could just stare at me with those eyes and eventually it would be enough to make me cum.
     
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  24. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    I mean, it's tmb. Everyone here bangs 10s.

    The most likely are the guys that appear to be here all the time.
     
  25. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    She's an angel
     
  26. DUCKMOUTH

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    I think the problem is what some folks consider fat. I tank High Cotton summed it up


     
  27. AIP

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    Love this thread
     
  28. MajorRaider

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    I wouldn't say that Ashley lady is "fat." I would say she's "plump."

    That white bitch trying to look sexy in black lingeries is fat.

    But I'm married to a pretty hot mom of three and don't really plan on banging any plus size models so what the fuck do I care?
     
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  29. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    blood type pudding
     
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  30. TheFreak55

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    Is this enough for this thread?
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  31. MajorRaider

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    Mmmmm, high socks. Yum.
     
  32. TheGrifter

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    Ashley Graham is one of the three cover models for the SI Swimsuit Issue.
     
  33. Gambler

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    God has left the building.
     
  34. IvanTheTerrible

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  35. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I heard there's also a wheelchair bound model in the new SI spread as well as a model with a prosthetic hand.
     
  36. TDCD

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  37. BiMaleStripper

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    she looks a lot finer in her other photos
     
  38. Futureman

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    That's a smug ass brother
     
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  39. IvanTheTerrible

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    Who is that?
     
  40. TDCD

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  41. Gambler

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    He's got a white girl with a big ass that makes good money.
     
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  42. indeed

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    The cognitive dissonance that some are experiencing with the way her face looks relative to the remainder of her body is primarily due to the lack of multiple chins and more submental fat in general. Women/people of this size almost always have more fat collecting under the chin.

    Therefore, would have to guess she has undergone neck lipo or a similar procedure.
     
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  43. dump

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    I mean plus he is dating a SI Swimsuit cover model
     
  44. NWestGator

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    SI has a chick with fucking cankles on the cover of the swimsuit edition.

    That almost makes me want to vote for Trump.
     
  45. Gambler

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    Trump would have her deported.
     
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  46. Arkie Proud

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    I like 'em two-something and ready to do something.

    (I didn't read 9 pages of faggots arguing if they'd fuck her or not, so if someone already made that joke, my apologies.)
     
  47. TC

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    :rules:
     
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  48. Frank Martin

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    This would be hilarious if true. So these "realistic" models aren't even real lol.