Thick Bitches (NSFW)

thread needs less fagging and a hot thick asian. don't think i'm gonna get married to her anymore so I'm releasing her from the donor board archive.

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I'm 5'11" 180 this is about as thick as I go.

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Those are some Marty Feldman nipples

 

Trump would make the SI swimsuit edition great again.

 

Staring at these pictures I'm racking my brain trying to figure out how she could be 5'11", let alone 180lbs.

I was all


Then I was all

 

Name? because, well, holy shit.

 

5'11" asian would be scary AF

 

not famous and deleted all her social media a few weeks ago. Trinh LankAU

 

Yeah walked away to piss and realized she was likely one of your tinderella's. God I hate you attractive youngsters in college towns.

 

kelsi monroe

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and i am not sure who this is but i stumbled upon this gif during my kelsi rabbit hole

 

31. I have a baby face and a cute dog

 

I was making myself feel better, I'm just old and fat.

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31 too

 

Btw my gf pointed out khloe Kardashian to me on tv the other day. If modern medicine and science can make that ogre look pretty I'm sure they found something for this broad.

 

She lost a lot of weight, she fine now

 

yeah and had Michelangelo chisel that jaw of hers down.

i honestly believe they killed some hot supermodel and installed all her body parts in FrankenKhloe just so she fits in with the other monsters.

 

Kim definitely got some work done as well

 

if TLAU 's Asian is 180 I'm a monkey's uncle.

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and by monkey's uncle, I mean swiggityswooty I'm coming for dat booty

 

From pictures I would have guessed 150 max.

 

edited my post for this height/weight confusion... I'd say she's 5'3" 135 but as previously mentioned ITT that weight is a blind monkey throwing darts. Her tits do weigh about 3 lbs each. is the only verifiable stat I have

 

He's saying that he is 5'11 180.

I'm 5'10 175. Crazy.

 

and now the world makes sense again.

 

Nevermind. Understand now.

 

you guys have been busy....

 

LOL @ any sorry ass queer that wouldn't hit that.
I mean, god damn...

 

LOL @ any sorry ass moron that would try and use those airbrushed to hell and back SI pictures to prove something.

That bitch is a whale. SI did a good job of hiding it though.

 

there's more shopping in those SI pics than a town full of necks do at Wal Mart when the end of month checks come in

 

lol @ you being a homosexual

 

Fuck off Ross

 

Love that big ass.

 

Would you let her get on top?

 

She could sit on my face cheif.

 

Suicide.org

 

I feel like there is a large (obvious pun is obvious and practically unavoidable) gap between a woman I would like to fuck and a woman who should be on the cover of the SI Swimsuit Issue.

 

Shut the fuck up, Ross

 

Choke on my dick Ross

 

This quote is particularly fitting coming from a poster with the username BiMaleStripper

 

I have no issue with people saying she's not their type, or that she shouldn't be in the swimsuit issue, but, anyone who says they'd kick her out bed if they stumbled across her is a grade A liar. Or a half man.

 

I mean, we have grown men making excuses to not have to fuck this woman.
We've got a pretty big closet here at TMB.

 

I'd sop her up with a biscuit.

 

Go join your dad

 

I mean I would. I don't find her top half fat, but the bottom is a bit much. Those thighs are not attractive

 

That bitch is a centaur

 

Looks good to me