The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Seems impossible

 

There’s 24 hours in a day.

 

Math checks out

 

Maybe I have you on ignore?

 

How does this work? Does she have an outstanding IOU to those other eight girls?

 

I thought I saw Hillary at Whole Foods yesterday but it wasn’t her

carry on

 

Assuming dirt’s got it in the back of anything is a hefty measure.

Boom swish

 

yea I really just wanna see a picture of this turtle with cash strapped to its shell

 

Eathan Edwards is the luckiest guy in the world. If I could get my wife to line up 8 of her hottest friends to all go in on a birthday BJ session I’d be sooooo happy

 

I'd be more worried about a new life insurance policy I wasn't made aware of

 

Wait you hit 9x with no internet - hat's off man, that's impressive even for early high school years.

 

If we're able to make it down there for a family event in early summer I'll put a gopro on him.

 

No Playboy’s or anything. Just straight up spank bank thinking about girls I went to school with and R rated tit scenes I had viewed.

 

there’s some girl on a podcast that might be barstool adjacent that keeps popping up on my insta and I keep thinking she’s Duff.

 

Lauren I've started getting a lot but she's on Segura's label or whatever the correct term is there.

 

Lauren Conrad, great tits, I believe there is porn available?

 

Conrad is the one from the hills - Compton is the one with the podcast. And yes, fantastic set.

 

Blonde potaytoe blone potahtoe

 

Using the imagination for classmates is classic middle school wanking.

 

Solid shaded hat technique - plausible deniability - pro move.

 

I’m not a lawyer but the onlyfans watermark in the bottom right probably offsets that

 

Man those tits really caught me off guard. Wife was in the kitchen right behind me, but I believe I panic scrolled fast enough.

 

Great rack fake abs

 

sorry for posting tits in the toothbrush thread

 

thread is back on track

 

The happy trail removed my interest so I didn't even get to the watermark.

 

The girls were just getting up and it was basically the first thing they saw this morning and have been debating said tits for like the last 5 mins which is even more absurd since they all know her.

"I don't think her abs are fake, she works out constantly and if they were going to edit they would have airbrushed her arpits"

I'm a critical motherfucker but female evaluation is next level.

 

For real, she needs to let it grow out

#teampubes

 

That is not a happy trail. That’s a landing strip. Get your body hair terms correct people.

 

My body hair terms are lasered/shaven.

 

Come on LinkedIn, give the people a profile field they really want.

 

https://www.zdnet.com/home-and-offi...ushes-were-just-used-in-a-ddos-attack-really/

 

No comment

 

My toothbrush ain’t getting on wifi or Bluetooth sorry

 

thats why you got a greytooth

 

I would borderline rather have to pay you the balance than bring up this discussion to MLS given current situation.

I still think it's reasonable though - next time we play sounds pretty fair.

I mean Lane may leave and Freeze may get in trouble at one of your many fine massage establishments - could get to to any level of absurdity.

 

do casinos allow you to renegotiate bets after you make a dumb one?

Let's see hoe 24 plays out. Hopefully we'll see you in Atl of the CFP

 

Will you please shut up about this ridiculous bet?

 

You act like I just randomly brought it up this morning.

 

Don't know who this is but damn