The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. BuckeyeRiot

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    It’s Lauren Compton. Says so right on the picture.
     
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  2. glimmer

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    TIL what the letters MLS stand for
     
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  3. CoastalOrange

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    Like someone else mentioned, I honestly assumed she was a fan of the domestic soccer league. Was WAY off.
     
  4. Drown ‘Em

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    Amirite?
     
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  5. Cornfed Buffalo

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  6. glimmer

    glimmer queen of tmb
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  7. Lip

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    maybe not today, but like 10 times in the last month

    PAY ME!!!!!!
     
  8. CaneKnight

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    I still have no idea what mls stands for. As another poster mentioned just figured that particular poster was a big fan of major league soccer
     
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  9. CaneKnight

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    I still have no idea who the fuck that is just because I know their name :laugh:

    smart ass
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Get your facts straight. Bud
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Apparently My Little Slut.

    I never knew either
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    O.....

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  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    1?

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  14. CaneKnight

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    I'm a simple man brother
     
  15. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Man, Love Sandwiches
     
  16. ~ taylor ~

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    MeatLoaf Salad
     
  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I figured she was a real estate agent
     
  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    Massive Liquid Shits
     
  19. Constant

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    Momma Likes Scissoring.

    (Attn: Duff)
     
  20. CaneKnight

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    Man Love and Sandwiches imo
     
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  21. Lip

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    Multiple lactating sessions
     
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  22. El Tiburon

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    That’s my fetish.
     
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  23. $P1

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    Mthehateugive
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    Sfuckseverybody
     
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  24. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  25. Shinzon

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    Sixteen BJs in a day would be:

    Major
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    Sucker
     
  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Most
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    Sassypants
     
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  27. ned's head

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    Misunderstanding Lane's Skills
     
  28. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm willing to go out that way.
     
  29. Eathan Edwards

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    It's going to end up making me root for fucking Auburn and Freeze this year so we actually have to play at some point this season.
     
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  30. One Two

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    Welcome aboard!
     
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  31. Eathan Edwards

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    I literally explained it ITT and I was told there is a watermark if you can get past the pubes. Hot blonde that has been in the nightlife scene for a while and started making a name for herself in comedy and now (again not sure exactly the structure) works with Segura and has a pretty well followed podcast.
     
  32. CaneKnight

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    Well she's got a rocking bod and anyone complaining about pubes is prob a libertarian. ignore them
     
  33. Eathan Edwards

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    You have to have just had me and MLS on ignore for like the last 10 years or something.
     
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  34. CaneKnight

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    I do not read every post in here man :laugh:
     
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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    Nah it's just a recurring theme - whatever the pube term is for a rabid anti-dentite is basically this household.
     
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  36. CaneKnight

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    You didn't even acknowledge my libertarian joke

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  37. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm in one of the most liberal cities in the country and can't recall the last time I've seen pubes in the wild.
     
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  38. CaneKnight

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    No no man that's not it. It's a pedo joke :laugh:
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    This tracks since it seems that MLS is your madame
     
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  40. repoocs

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    You mean it's not Mrs. Lion Sitter?
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    Wingwoman - I've never paid for sex in my life (well directly - if you want to count dinners and bar tabs I'm guilty).

    But women are basically always attracted to other girls. Let's hypothetically if my required effort to have a great date is like 7-8 individual effort out of 10.

    A hot female needs to use about a .5-1 amount of effort to just get them to come over and hook up.

    I mean I'm certainly reaping some of the benefits but I'm not positive that women actually like men unless you're Chris Hemsworth or something.
     
  42. One Two

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  43. El Tiburon

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    Well, your mom certainly has me and the boys all fooled.
     
  44. ohhaithur

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  45. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    And probably had to put in 5% effort to do so.
     
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    I know you remember fucking everything but damn that's a quality response. Got an audible laugh.
     
  47. Guns

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    an all time clip
     
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  48. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  49. Eathan Edwards

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  50. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    :laugh:
     
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