*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

I'm pretty sure Kone's second celebration was him riding his camel as referenced by the following picture:

Spoiler

 

Nice having a South Coast derby in the epl.

 

Pelle is hot but come on, that award is ludicrous.

 

Giroud snub?

 

That Marten Stekelenburg is pretty damn easy on the eyes himself.

 

Think I'd take Hugo or Valdes over Marten

 

Yeah I just said that because they featured him with a close up during the match.

 

Liked how they played early in the season but Bournemouth has been pathetic since Wilson's injury.

 

Yeah they have been getting trounced lately. Even City scored 5 against them.

Pelle is my captain in fantasy this week, big goal as I mount my comeback. I'm in the top 3 so I need to keep this win streak going.

 

Villa gets Remi Garde, amazing upgrade for them.

 

somebody post Mike Dean celebrating that Spurs goal.

 

https://vine.co/v/e3xZuMJwwTl

 

amazing

 

Yes that Alli goal was pretty nice.

 

Wasn't sure I could hate him anymore.

 

But seriously I hadn't noticed Dean when it happened live, that is hilarious.

 

just a beautiful transition from advantage to the airplane.

 

I really liked the emphatic point over and over at the end

 

Yeah usually they just stand in place and point back to the center of the pitch. The full sprint repeating point is revolutionary

 

Wtf Hugo

 

Good for you Cesc. rainey will love him even more now

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...Mourinho-Cesc-Fabregas-Arsenal-Premier-League

 

He really is fascinating that Jose. He literally sucks the life force out of everyone. Imagine holiday season at his house.

 

Hi guys, when was the last time an EPL game had an indirect free kick in the box?

 

I feel like I remember it happening to Arsenal and Emmanuel Eboue being involved, but it could have been a dream since I dream about him all the time.

 

We had 1 in the CL, 2:45 with Sol and Fabianski. It's amazing how bad our goalies were for a while.

 

Sad part there, the first goal was worse than the indirect.

 

I vaguely remember one with Sunderland when Mignolet was our keeper.

 

West Brom/Hull in January.

 

Depends. She streaking at the beginning or the end?

 

The first goal about a minute in is incredible as well

 

Looks like the guy on the left is eating some mock muff.

 

Wenger said:

"I don’t think Bellerin will be available for Sunday but there is a small chance. From tonight we don’t have any new injuries."

So Debuchy then?

 

I'd much much rather Chambers but Wenger won't drop Debuchy till he hits rock bottom, it's pretty close to that point.

International break is coming at a good time at least.

 

So who is in who's head again.....

From the written reasons for his stadium ban.

http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2015/nov/one-match-stadium-suspension-for-jose-mourinho

 

Hate when the early game sucks

 

wish Leicester-Watford was on tv.

 

Who is managing Chelsea today while Emperor Nero serves his one game ban?

 

This is ridiculous

 

I ask because I though you were Jon Champion IRL. I even read your posts in his voice.

 

Lovely finish by Lanzini

 

I'd rather watch my team get their ass kicked than have them play like United.