Alive or not...

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  1. El_Pato

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  2. HotMic

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  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I don't know stuff why was that guy up there fuckin with bees?
     
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  4. yaywaffles

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  5. Gustavo Fring

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  6. bigred77

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    That handicap sign is lucky af
     
  7. kinghill

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  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Well I'm finally convinced
     
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    God damn that thing was moving.
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

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  12. Duck70

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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Appreciate the very helpful blinking arrow
     
  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    RIP to the dazed wrestler laying on the particle board banquet table below
     
  15. Hank Scorpio

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  16. The Banks

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    El oh el at just one person checking on the dude and three people more concerned about picking up the stanchions
     
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  17. Pelican

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    TIL those things are called stanchions.
     
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  18. kinghill

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    Stanchion

    I just learned a new word

    Thanks Banks
     
  19. kinghill

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    beaten to death by a pelican
     
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  20. The Banks

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    I know it originally as a term in hockey, stanchions are the uprights that hold the plexiglass up.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanchion
     
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  21. kinghill

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    Alaskan hockey players have the widest vocabulary range

    plait
    stanchion

    what will we learn next
     
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  22. The Banks

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    A lot going on there
     
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  23. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  24. Handcuffed

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    hell yeah
     
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  25. fish

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    That is fucking wild.
     
  26. Redav

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    Holy shit
     
  27. Pelican

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    I genuinely thought the guy behind the wheel was dying and was gonna like crash into a gas station leading to a giant explosion. NOPE!
     
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  28. Aussie

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    Would love to know the story there.
     
  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  30. HotMic

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    That’s extremely sad, but I just don’t understand what that guy was thinking. Insurance will cover the car. He shoots the guy and kills him, he’s probably in jail. It’s a no-win situation.
     
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  31. Redav

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    That's absolutely insane he was shooting a guy who was car jacking someone else. Jesus just let him go and let the cops handle it
     
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  32. Hank Scorpio

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    Good guy with a gun is no match for a 6000 lb truck
     
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  33. fish

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    Reading the story makes the actions of the deceased seem like this could also be in the FAFO thread.
     
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  34. The Banks

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    It’s like he was firing blanks
     
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  35. kinghill

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  36. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Also, it was a company vehicle, it wasn't even someone's personal vehicle!

    I mean ultimately the wrong guy died so that sucks but if you wanna be a hero, maybe wait until the next opportunity
     
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  37. Redav

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    I guess he thought he was going to be a hero and it went horribly horribly wrong. At least he didn't have a lot of time to think about how bad of a decision that was.
     
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  38. Rainbow Brite

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  39. bigred77

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  40. chet fire

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    That was a crazy clip.
     
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  41. TableKnight

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  42. Prospector

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  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Dead
     
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  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Guys emptying their gun in traffic at an unarmed carjacker are Good Samaritans now eh?
     
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  45. Redav

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    Yeah I really wish they'd quit painting him as that and instruct people to never attempt to do what he did.