2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. eHo

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  2. Fancy

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    Mariners, with Felix starting, were just down 0-2 in the 5th. I had pretty much given up hope for a variety of historically supported reasons.

    Then:

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    Two outs, so go fuck yourself.
     
  3. Fancy

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  5. soulfly

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    Just time to do it all over again
     
  6. eHo

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    Your Seattle Mariners.


    Let's give Dae-Ho a few more ABs.
     
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  7. Fecta23

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    Naw man, Lind is killing it.
     
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  8. soulfly

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    16 motherfucking hits :badasswolf:
     
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  9. Fancy

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    :obamaphew:
     
  10. eHo

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  11. soulfly

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  12. Fancy

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    Man, I really hate/love Altuve
     
  13. 3NolesFan3

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    Guys, it might be time to start having actual expectations with this team. Like, the high ones, where baseball in October is possible.
     
  14. Fancy

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    if we're playing well by the ASB then I will start to actually consider the playoff are possible.
     
  15. duc15

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    Nope not until August
     
  16. eHo

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    Not till they clinch.
     
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  17. 3NolesFan3

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    Well, high expectations or not, it's really fucking fun right now.
     
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  18. Han Solo

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    Its fun seeing a game where we can go down by 4 later in the game or blow a save in the 9th and still feel like we can and should win. Been a while since I've had that optimism.
     
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  19. eHo

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    True Mariner Robinson Cano has 12 dingers.

    He hit his 12th dinger last year on August 7.

    I like Robinson Cano.
     
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  20. eHo

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    Also, the King is now that all time Mariners wins leader.

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  21. 3NolesFan3

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    20-13. 18-7 over the last 25, or since the 2-6 start.

    It doesn't feel wrong.
     
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  22. eHo

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    Dae-Ho Lee is quickly becoming one of my favorite players. He is filling the hole in my heart that Bucky Jacobsen left.
     
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  23. WillySaliba

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    Spent years watching their shitty asses get destroyed via MLB as my go to Pacific game. Got a new job this year and I cannot make it to game time at all. Of all the years I miss......
     
  24. Fancy

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    We converted Edwin Diaz (top prospect) to a relief pitcher.

    Here are DiPoto's thoughts

    and LL thoughts

    If he can be the high-velocity RHP we'd need down the stretch this year then I think it's a great move. The idea of him being a two-pitch starter really do limit his ceiling so this is probs the right call.
     
  25. soulfly

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  26. Handcuffed

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    so Alex Jackson is in extended spring training and hasn't yet played a single game this year?
     
  27. 3NolesFan3

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    21-13.

    I like this.
     
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  28. Fancy

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    It's all related to work ethic and mental makeup from what I've read. Bust city until proven otherwise.
     
  29. eHo

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    Pumpkin!
     
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  30. Fancy

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    fuck yeah

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  31. Handcuffed

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    There's our Mariners!
     
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  32. Fecta23

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    I hate Cishek so much. I hated the signing at the time, was about to come around and then he started to reveal himself. This game was about to be so cool.
     
  33. Han Solo

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    Ebbs and flows. Shitty, but it's a long season.
     
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  34. Fecta23

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    I prefer to overreact to small sample sizes that I know are statistically irrelevant thank you very much.
     
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  35. Fancy

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    That was a tough pill to swallow. The Felix loss was really a gut punch. Hopefully they can shake this off because this is going to be a good test.
     
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  36. Fancy

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    And with that win we take the series 2-1 against the AL East leading Baltimor Orioles. Helluva rebound after that LAA debacle.

    Gary Hill ‏@GaryHillJr 3m3 minutes ago
    Outstanding pitching by @Mariners this series. Machado, Jones and Davis combined to go 2-30 with 0 HR 1 RBI. Wow
     
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  37. Fancy

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    A wild Alex Jackson update appears!

    Bob Dutton ‏@TNT_Mariners 37s38 seconds ago
    #Mariners move OF Alex Jackson, their top prospect, from extended spring training to Lo-A Clinton. Release OF Austin Cousino

    Sucks about Cousino but I guess Boog is just a better, more polished version of him.
     
  38. eHo

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    This is the most #Mariners thing I've seen this week.
     
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  39. Fancy

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    to be fair he's not the top prospect
     
  40. Handcuffed

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    our top prospect is a relief pitcher

    that is the most mariners thing ever
     
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  41. eHo

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    I was at the Marlins game tonight and saw Ichiro go 4-4. It was fucking awesome.
     
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  42. fucktx

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    is it pumpkin season yet?
     
  43. Han Solo

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  44. eHo

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    #445 eHo, May 21, 2016
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  46. Fancy

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    bup

    Walker on the bup against the dumb ass A's.

    Let's fucking get it.
     
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    can u guys not
     
  48. Fancy

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    well we probs will
     
  49. Fancy

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    so we just had the bases juiced with 0 outs and we scored 0 runs