Annoying/Cringeworthy things your co-workers do....

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Steve Championship, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Was in he in good shape at least
     
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  2. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  3. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    I find those pouches revolting and you couldn’t pay me to eat them.
     
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  4. Lip

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    pretty sure we could pay you to eat them
     
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  5. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I will record myself eating one if someone Venmo’s me $10k
     
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  6. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Hey man it’s an expression.
     
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  7. Lip

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    how about $10?
     
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  8. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Deal
     
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  9. Tommy Callahan

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    I have 2 sons under two so I know plenty about the pouches. Things are fucking expensive but the convenience you just deal with it. Just buy a big jar dude
     
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Kiddo loved them at that age but only the apple ones. He’d never eat any of the other flavors.
     
  11. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I think he just likes the pouches. It’s not about the flavor for this guy.
     
  12. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I had a coworker like this. Just constant sugar/salt blasts all day. Most likely on the spectrum, but good guy overall. Just oblivious or didn't give a fuck. One time he microwaved a frozen family-sized lasagna for lunch. :laugh: that shit took like 30 minutes
     
  13. Whammy Business

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    Unroll that shit, roll it back up, eat it like a jerky stick.
     
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  14. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    :roll:
     
  15. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Texts from my wife's office:

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  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    ...emporer?
     
  17. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    I just had lunch and I'm sitting on the sunny side of the building. I'm barely awake
     
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  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Does "green vibes" mean green text like non Apple phone? Or is that also a reference to people born in August
     
  19. WhiskeyDelta

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    I think it's an aura color?
     
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  20. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Damn British spelling
     
  21. One Two

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  22. Funshot Residue

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  23. Simon Templar

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  24. One Two

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    There are a bunch of people in from around the footprint. I’ll update later
     
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  25. One Two

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    I’m the one sobbing today pal
     
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  26. Simon Templar

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  27. Simon Templar

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    What happened?
     
  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I can't go on with my day now

    I have to know
     
  29. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    On the third round of Great Value brand frozen biscuits and gravy with eggs. 4 Apple Sauces have fallen so far.
     
  30. Simon Templar

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    I’ve been cancelling calls as they come up so I can just refresh this thread
     
  31. IV

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    yeah dude sounds awesome, also basically he’s ripping bong hits of childhood nostalgia all day
     
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  32. dump

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    sounds like UncleJesse is a little bit jealous
     
  33. IV

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    I thought I was doing good by dumping pink starburst and Kit Kats in the candy bowl
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Maybe the guy is 10 years old and got switched into an adult's body in a Freaky Friday situation
     
  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Around the footprint? Sounds like some douchey BS business term.
     
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  36. UncleJesse

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    I do love me some frozen gravy.
     
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  37. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    We're aligned

    Vertically
     
  38. ClemPson

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    I’m sad to report that bacon guy “had fallen off the wagon and was breaking his diet but is now committed”. He is back on keto and had bacon this morning. Lunch is a Big Mac salad he is making with a Big Mac and maybe 2 pieces of lettuce.
     
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  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Same, in my pants
     
  40. Whammy Business

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    That you had this thought and referenced Freaky Friday and not the Tom Hanks classic Big reflects poorly on you.
     
  41. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    I recently watched this and was blown away by how similar Elizabeth Perkins and Millie Bobby Brown look
     
  42. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    do the Brits also spell “addition” as “edition”
     
  43. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  44. Simon Templar

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    I’m starting to get worried about user One Two

    Blink twice if you can read this
     
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  45. One Two

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    More people visiting than the office could hold. A Coworker that sits in a different city who is nice but can be a little neurotic jwalked into my office and complained about things for 20 minutes. She then proceeded to whip out her laptop and start taking work calls at my desk. That was what led to my initial post. I had to kick her out when I had a firedrill come up. The executives arrived after a two hour meeting and I have been voluntold to sit on a three person panel that afternoon for a company wide meeting that gets broadcasted to every other associate not there in person (Pile Driving Miss Daisy ie those that sit in different footprints). I hate public speaking, and just got home from said meeting and peeled off my sweaty clothes. Just a busy day not adding any shareholder value!
     
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  46. Capt Wigs

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    This is why I couldn't get into Stranger Things. For the longest time I couldn't figure out why she looked so familiar and it would bother me.
     
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  47. OHW

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    I hate my boomer direct reports so much. One of them has been IMing me for the last 20 minutes because someone on our team took off yesterday and today. He works on his days off (which I have to force him to take or he'll start losing ETO) because his wife hates him. I can't wait until his review next month when I get to tell him he won't be getting a raise for the 3rd straight year. It's the little things.
     
  48. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My wife is currently dealing with a coworker who messed up a project and instead of just fixing it is using the “I got hacked” excuse and saying someone got on her computer and messed it up. All because they don’t want to go back and fix everything. It’s not like they’re in trouble but is ready to die on this hill apparently.
     
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