Boston Dynamics continues to bring us one step closer to Skynet

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    self driving cars and robots any day now
     
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  2. Sam Elliott

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  3. milquetoast

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    I don’t need to wake up to this.
     
  4. Goose

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    53 minutes? Big deal
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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    That robot can see us in the running thread and get this work :blount:
     
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  6. VaxRule

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    Is it actually running, though? Looks more like fast walking.
     
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  7. Taffy

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    Pfft, Bet it can't even post to Strava
     
  8. Redav

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    I wonder if he did it for Hurricane Sandy victims
     
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  9. Joe Withabee

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    Rabies awareness
     
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  10. The Banks

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    You ain't running unless you have two feet off the ground at the same time.
     
  11. Redav

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    What if the robot is really trying to run away
     
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  12. ~ taylor ~

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    What if he thinks he's Forrest Gump
     
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  13. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    This seems like something it probably could do
     
  14. letan

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  15. Seavie

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  16. Sam Elliott

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  17. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    This is like a scene in a horror movie when everyone thinks the villain is dead and then they just stand up
     
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  18. cutig

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    Why won't anyone stop them
     
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  19. skiedfrillet

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    I’m eagerly awaiting the robotic genocide tbqh

    anything to get me out of my 9-5
     
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  20. letan

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    hopefully they just hook us up to the matrix rather than brutally murder us
     
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  21. GrizzliesDrew

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  22. Redav

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    I keep waiting on these robots to do something interesting
     
  23. TC

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    How much are these things? Average worker needs salary and health plan. Also little pissy stuff like lunch and bathroom breaks
     
  24. Simon Templar

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    A person I know is consulting with them on commercial applications for spot and I’m sure we don’t want to know what they would run.
     
  25. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    I know its an older meme, but I laugh everytime I see it

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  26. 40wwttamgib

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    welp we had a good* run








    *shitty
     
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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    Can anyone tell me what they do that makes money? All I ever see is their creepy ass robots
     
  28. cutig

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    Probably govt contracts
     
  29. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Robot OnlyFans
     
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  30. Larry Sura

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    Coming to police departments near you.
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    Maybe if they don’t have guns it’ll be an upgrade?
     
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