Brian Kelly to LSU with his faaaaaamily

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  1. Rise

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  3. laxjoe

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    Hell of a roller coaster. Also, was it common knowledge down there where they lived? Bc it is now
     
  4. IHHH

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    strike two
     
  5. Bert Handsome

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    "At Brian Kelly's request, the court had issued a temporary restraining order to protect his assets and set a hearing for March to determine who will be allowed to use the couple's East Lakeshore Drive home."
     
  6. Bert Handsome

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    Translation: Paqui made a bunch of threats to leave him...


    Kelly reacted with a restraining order from their house. Classic fucked around and found out
     
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  8. IHHH

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    ‘What are you going to do you asshole? Throw me down a scissor lift?’

    if that line was not used Paqui is not on her game and she needs to hire me on some bullshit ga type of role
     
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  9. IvanTheTerrible

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    Oh yeah, you couldn’t miss it. That house sat vacant on the LSU lakes for nearly 15+ years. Mainly because the previous owner (Tommy Spinosa) was an infamous business developer that screwed numerous ppl out of money in BR (including the Saban family. Which is one of the main reasons why Miss Terry absolutely hates Louisiana).
     
  10. wes tegg

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    It’s the SEC. Of fucking course it was.
     
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  12. TC

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    What are the LSU lakes?
     
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    Any word on Livy Dunne's role in this?
     
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    I love this
     
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  16. NilesIrish

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    BK and that horrendous women’s basketball coach feel like a Louisiana power couple.
     
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  17. wes tegg

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    Legit lol-ing at the idea that an major college football coach could live anywhere in anonymity.
     
  18. Beeds07

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    Let’s move Brey down there. That’s the 30 for 30 that could bring me back to ESPN.

    What if I told you two former Notre Dame coaches moved to Baton Rouge to drink and screw their way through fat titted youth football moms in ultra conservative Louisiana. The Two Teabags, coming to ESPN.
     
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    He managed to do a fairly good job of it when he was at ND. I’m sure some people knew where he lived but as someone who spends a lot of time on both ND message boards and Zillow, I never had the opportunity to Zillow stalk him like I did last night.
     
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  20. TC

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    Where does Lane Kiffin live?
     
  21. wes tegg

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    He has a relatively modest townhome/condo in West Oxford.
     
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  22. TC

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    Idk where Shane Beamer lives but I'm sure it's common knowledge to some of our fans
     
  23. IrishLAX2

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    He lived in Granger when coaching at ND. And then they bought a house on ND Ave walking distance from campus that his wife was in the middle of designing renovations for when he took the LSU job.
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    Lane’s living situation is a pretty big source of stress on our message boards because he hasn’t bought a house in Oxford. He recently sold his house in Boca Raton, and everyone thought that was going to be it. But, he’s still on that divorced dad rental life train.
     
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    I thought I heard they moved out of Granger and lived in Michigan at some point.
     
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    May have been their lake house, which I believe they still own
     
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    look i've been dancing around it for a few posts now but i'm just going to come out and ask you to drop some zillows.
     
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    there’s two small lakes next to campus
     
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  31. IvanTheTerrible

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    BK's house used to be ugly as sin.
     
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    yeah when I saw the zillow listing from 2019 I thought that was a terrible waste of what seemed like a nice property.
     
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    The first floor windows being completely different is really triggering me.
     
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  35. Killy Me Please

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    Clown hire. Polian has no business coaching. He's a recruiter/admin type
     
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  36. dump

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    Time to go back to ND, Brian
     
  37. dump

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    Thats literally what they are making him do now
     
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  38. IHHH

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    always what he should’ve been
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Such a thing dumbass college fans would stress about
     
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  40. Beeds07

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    We know.

    That’s why we’re laughing :idk:
     
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  41. Bert Handsome

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    Mason was hired off of Freeman's connection.

    A. Freeman's people seem rather loyal to him
    B. I don't think BK's ego would allow him to go after one of his subordinate's people
     
  42. IHHH

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    c. Kelly doesn’t believe in special teams and would not give him any time in practice and he would force him to work with lesser players
     
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    nothing to see here
     
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  45. IvanTheTerrible

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    Pshh This is just a sign of a healthy program, Saban gets a few of these every off-season.

    But seriously, he's a fucking moron for having a tool at Mardi Gras. At least get a pissing in someone's yard charge.
     
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  46. bigjrock

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    Look at all of you sitting in your air-conditioned homes judging this young man. For shame.
     
  47. IvanTheTerrible

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    Farewell sweet prince.
     
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  48. Upton^2

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    Makes it seem like his name is Brian Polian ‘97
     
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