#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. bertwing

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    And for dessert, a banana
     
    #1751 bertwing, May 11, 2016
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  2. fucktx

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    #1752 fucktx, May 12, 2016
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  3. fucktx

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  4. Chocolate Giddyup

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    dead.
     
    #1754 Chocolate Giddyup, May 12, 2016
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  5. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1755 Can I Spliff it, May 12, 2016
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  6. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    ...and side of banana. A whole banana.
     
    #1756 TheChatch, May 12, 2016
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  7. BellottiBold

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    Your guests will LOVE the thoughtfulness of your toxic offering.
     
    #1757 BellottiBold, May 12, 2016
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  8. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    I'm lol'ing at the thought of someone who is hosting a dinner party, but doesn't have enough cash to buy some mints for their guest.
     
    #1758 Kirk Fogg, May 12, 2016
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  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    Mmmmmm, buttered cat food. Fancy Feast I believe.
     
    #1759 BuckeyeRiot, May 12, 2016
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  10. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    The hot dog hot pocket is unsettling, but only because I assume that people that eat them giggle when inserting the hot dog.
     
    #1760 Joshuam2107, May 12, 2016
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  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    You too can make this at home
     
    #1761 Can I Spliff it, May 14, 2016
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  12. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  13. fucktx

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  14. Can I Spliff it

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    Rob’s Rockin’ Raw Pizza

    Ingredients:

    3 Large Yellow Onions
    2/3 Cup Flax Seeds, ground (I used Brown, but Golden will also work)
    1/2 Cup Sunflower Seeds, ground
    1/4 Cup Almond Flour, (dehydrated almond pulp)
    1/3 Cup Nama Shoyu
    1/4 Cup Olive Oil (cold pressed or non-pressed)
    2 Tbs Nutritional Yeast
    1 Tbs Oregano
    1 Clove Garlic, minced
    1 Tsp Himalayan Crystal Salt (more or less to taste)

    Equipment Needed:

    Coffee Grinder
    Food Processor
    Dehydrator with non-stick sheets
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    #1764 Can I Spliff it, May 14, 2016
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  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    would
     
    #1765 Can I Spliff it, May 14, 2016
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  16. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Ahoulda coulda woulda
     
    #1766 Chocolate Giddyup, May 14, 2016
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  17. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    #1767 HOOSINSC, May 16, 2016
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  18. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    #1768 miles, May 16, 2016
  19. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1769 Can I Spliff it, May 17, 2016
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  20. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #1770 fucktx, May 19, 2016
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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I've fuckst with some cheese slice nachos. Throw some Taco Bell sauces on there and you good to go.
     
    #1771 Hoss Bonaventure, May 19, 2016
  22. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1772 Can I Spliff it, May 19, 2016
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  23. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    fantastic posting
     
    #1773 EdmondDantes, May 19, 2016
  24. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1774 Can I Spliff it, May 21, 2016
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  25. Tiffin

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    I'd nacho her cheese.
     
    #1775 Tiffin, May 21, 2016
  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Who wouldn't laugh at adding a hot dog in to a tuna taco
     
    #1776 Daniel Ocean, May 21, 2016
  27. Nole96SC

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    Would eat
     
    #1777 Nole96SC, May 22, 2016
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  28. UncleJesse

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    I'd knock the cheese dust off that pussy.
     
    #1778 UncleJesse, May 22, 2016
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  29. Corky Bucek

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    #1779 Corky Bucek, May 22, 2016
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  30. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #1780 fucktx, May 22, 2016
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  31. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #1781 fucktx, May 22, 2016
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  32. Tiffin

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    mmm, pussy gumbo
     
    #1782 Tiffin, May 22, 2016
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  33. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    Immediately thought of this.

     
    #1783 IAHusk, May 22, 2016
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  34. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1784 Can I Spliff it, May 22, 2016
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  35. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    #1785 NineteenNine, May 22, 2016
  36. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Seriously, looks like someone just jizzed on it.
     
    #1786 Shawn Hunter, May 22, 2016
  37. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    "patriots pizza" lmao

    i'm fucking dying

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    #1787 fucktx, May 22, 2016
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  38. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #1788 fucktx, May 22, 2016
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  39. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #baeloveme
     
    #1789 fucktx, May 22, 2016
  40. Corky Bucek

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    Hey buddy that isn't andouille and chorizo sausage
     
    #1790 Corky Bucek, May 22, 2016
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  41. Tiffin

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    That is literally a dog turd on rice.
     
    #1791 Tiffin, May 22, 2016
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  42. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    it's poop
     
    #1792 three stacks, May 22, 2016
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  43. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    i've taken shits that look more appetizing than that tbh
     
    #1793 fucktx, May 22, 2016
  44. Corky Bucek

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    #1794 Corky Bucek, May 22, 2016
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  45. Keef

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    would destroy the Cheese stick quesadilla and eggo sandwich
     
    #1795 Keef, May 23, 2016
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  46. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Eggo Sandwich definitely has potential.
     
    #1796 Shawn Hunter, May 23, 2016
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  47. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    this is awesome
     
    #1797 Taques, May 23, 2016
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  48. Cheshire Bridge

    Cheshire Bridge 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    I'll pray for your pants.
     
    #1798 Cheshire Bridge, May 23, 2016
  49. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #1799 fucktx, May 24, 2016
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  50. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    #1800 fucktx, May 24, 2016
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