Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. Tug

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    And he’s a bust if he doesn’t hit .420
     
  2. DetroitNole

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    Would require an owner whose willing to pay them
     
  3. 20/20/20/20

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    :banderas:
     
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  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Greene is gas
     
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  7. Celemo

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    watching on Gamecast sucks dong
     
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    Hell yeah :smugdog:
     
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  9. Vinegar Strokes

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  10. 20/20/20/20

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    Angel Hernandez sucks ass
     
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    Never a doubt
     
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  12. DetroitNole

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    This team still fucks. I don't know how they do this
     
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  13. DetroitNole

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    Man we are playing 3 of what may be the worst 5/6 teams to start the season. Real nice that we are banking wins
     
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  14. Celemo

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    after a 7 year hiatus from this team, its nice to see us win games, dgaf who it's against
     
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    Manning can't throw a strike
     
  16. hoss2183

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    This team can’t hit for shit
     
  17. smeegsgreen

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    When’s Hinch gonna drop tork next to Baez
     
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    Taking out Manning with a no-hitter :theswarm:
     
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  19. Constant

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    90 pitches early in season in shitty weather? No problem with that.
     
  20. 20/20/20/20

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    Hey pal, you don't even have the Tigers in your Fan Of section so you need to know my post was tongue in cheek despite me giving no indication that was the case
     
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  21. Constant

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    I am blaming that on senility. Tiger fan since Don Wert.
     
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    Classic Baez game: the lone RBI of the game on a slider way out of the zone and grounded into 2 (two) double plays
     
  23. Constant

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    And, fixed. Tyfys
     
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  24. Lip

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    trying to join the bandwagon of a winning team

    smh
     
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  25. DeToxRox

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    I would take Kilian Hayes, Jerry Jacobs or Jeff Petry at short over Baez.
     
  26. DeToxRox

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    Real footage of the first wagon Constant ever got on
     
  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    Dive for that shit
     
  28. MG2

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    What the fuck are you swinging at, buddy?
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck your offense
     
  30. DetroitNole

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    This offense is just so bad. Thank goodness our Pitchers fuck
     
  31. Celemo

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  32. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck your Faedo.
     
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  33. DetroitNole

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    Well not Faedo apparently

    Tigers offense = Wings defense. You knew the good times wouldn't last forever. Get back at it tomorrow
     
  34. DetroitNole

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    He been declared a bust yet?
     
  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    yeah long time ago
     
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  36. MG2

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    Good loss. Already 3 extra inning wins and it's good not to get too far ahead on that kind of karma stuff.
     
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  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    3 must win games this weekend. Can't lose to this pathetic cheap ass franchise. Start out 8-1.
     
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  38. Lip

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  39. Celemo

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    The last time we started out 5-0 was ‘84 when we won our first 9

    Will gladly take 5-1
     
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    2015
     
  41. Celemo

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    Well shit, the internet led me astray
     
  42. Constant

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    Was away when game ended, but that was my first thought. "Fuck me and my fan of section"
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    You don't need a fan of if you just be a relentless shithead
     
  44. DetroitNole

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    Can this lineup score more than 1 run?
     
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  45. Lip

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  46. Lip

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    not without the two best hitters in Kelly and Carpenter
     
  47. DetroitNole

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    Offense has scored 1 or less runs through 9 innings in 3 of 6 games. Only one game they scored more than 3, and that game was tied after 9.

    It's really remarkable the team is 5-1. Good pitching and bad opponents I guess help. Offense really needs to pick it up though or the wheels going to fall off quick
     
  48. ~ taylor ~

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    This Sears guy gets hammered by left-handed hitters. Maybe DH Carpenter and put Canha in the OF instead of going with Limp Bat Matt as your leadoff hitter.

    Although this does give Hinch the chance to look like a pinch hit master when he bats Kerry late in a 0-0 game.
     
  49. 20/20/20/20

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    No Colt Keith today?
     
  50. ~ taylor ~

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    I think Hinch saw LHP and went with his full righty lineup. Despite JP Sears having drastic reverse splits as an MLB pitcher.
     
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