Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. 20/20/20/20

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    In case anyone needed a reminder of the importance of pitcher wins, Tyler Holton earned a win for his efforts today while Jack Flaherty did not.
     
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    Mr and Mrs Colt Bust
     
  3. 20/20/20/20

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    Flaherty currently leads the AL and is 2nd in MLB in Strikeouts.
     
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    Sounds like Jobe suffered some kind of hamstring injury today.
     
  5. 20/20/20/20

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    I had a bet on Colt Keith under 1.5 hits+runs+RBI today so you are welcome everyone for his RBI double.
     
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  6. Duck Smoker

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    Good news - the team is 17-13 at the end of April with a prorated season win total of 91-92 games at this winning percentage.

    Bad news - I don't know how reputable this site is, but it's saying the Tigers played the 28th toughest schedule so far, and has the 12th hardest schedule remaining.

    It's cool to be in the race, but I only think we stay in the race if the Guardians and Royals come back to earth. The good news is those team seem very likely to also be overachieving. Royals have a similarly tough remaining schedule to the Tigers, but the Guardians have an easier one (I guess they weren't playing cupcakes this past month).

    https://powerrankingsguru.com/mlb/strength-of-schedule.php
     
  7. Duck Smoker

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    Starting pitcher match-up of Mikolas vs. Maeda is about as crafty as it gets. Feels like I'm watching a 1980's pitching match-up. Too bad seeing the Cardinals is World Series failures nightmare fuel.

    Vierling comes through against his hometown team with a two-run bomb. And Tork even gets a hit!
     
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  8. 20/20/20/20

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    Getting 7 innings from Maeda would be huge after having to use so many arms yesterday in the double header.
     
  9. 20/20/20/20

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    Please don't blow another one.
     
  10. Vinegar Strokes

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  11. smeegsgreen

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    This team is going to give hinch a heart attack my god their offensive output
     
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  12. DetroitNole

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    Ballys going to make a ton of people broke if they follow their betting advice. I don't think I've ever seen any of their same game parlays happen
     
  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    fuck Bally. I just had to pay $20 bucks to watch the fucking Tigers now.
     
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  14. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Foley. Piece of shit
     
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  15. DetroitNole

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    Olson has a 2.70 era and has an 0-4 record. Tigers are 1-5 in his starts, only win being a game that was 0-0 after 9 innings
     
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  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    Last chance to get your recommendations on. A front office member will be making the list this week
     
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  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    The moment you have been waiting for all week is here. Some new additions this week. Thank you for all the DM's.

    Torkelbust Memorial Hot List - Week 4.

    1. Colt Keith - Still can't hit the ball, but at least his fiancé got to go to New York and do her fit checks. Will she continue posting her daily outfits when Keith is playing for the Mud Hens? I guess we'll find out soon enough.

    2. Foley - when will the Tommy John announcement happen?

    3. Parker Meadows - Excellent week for Parker raising his batting average from .091 to .100.

    4. Dillon Dingler - I'm sick of looking up this guy's stats every week, so I will go ahead now and declare him a BUST, so I don't have to do it moving forward.

    5. Cristian Santana - One of the top international prospects from a few years back is hitting .167 on the season. Although that may be good enough to get regular playing time on the MLB roster, he definitely not living up to the hype in the minors.

    6. Scott Harris - Mr. Smartest Guy in the Room, didn't want to add any bats in the season, because he didn't want to block all the all-star caliber young players we have on the roster (Torkelbust, Keith, Meadows, Vierling). How's that working out for ya?

    7. Max Clark (Tik Tok Boy) - Tik Tok Boy cooling off after that nice week he had but falling down the bust ranking list.

    8. Roberto Campos - Is the guy the Tigers gave a team record international signing bonus to (and wasn't even ranked a top 30 international prospect) starting to turn a corner? Absolutely not. He sucks ass.
     
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  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Batting 7th now.

     
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  19. DetroitNole

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    Is not adding bats on harris or illitch?
     
  20. smeegsgreen

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    Wow this is good
     
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  21. Duck Smoker

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    That's why Soto is so good, he knows to hit it right at the MLB's worst firstbasemen.
     
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  22. DetroitNole

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    Feel like most AB with Tork are watch a hittable pitch for a strike. Take a tough strike call on the corner, watch a pitch or two way out of the zone before striking out swinging at a pitch just outside the zone.

    Also there is a big sports show in June and each player to sign something is
    Tork $99
    Greene $99
    Skubal $79
    Carpenter $59

    Why is Tork more expensive than the rest and who is going to pay that to get his autograph the way he's playing?
     
  23. Duck Smoker

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    Playing a tougher schedule may not be fun.
     
  24. Lip

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    he’s not
     
  25. smeegsgreen

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    Hopefully he strikes out 3 times today and it’ll force hinch to send his ass to Toledo
     
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  26. DetroitNole

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    I don't get why it hasn't been done already. Even if you don't want to call him out publicly you can just claim he needs some time to work out his swing and get his mind right or whatever PR statement you want to make
     
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  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    2 down
     
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  28. DetroitNole

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    Tork is in his own head. An extended benching or a trip down to aaa to hopefully clear his head seems obvious over continuing to trot him out to play like this and get even further in his own head. He's never been 1.1 live up to his hype good, but this is awful even for him
     
  29. Vinegar Strokes

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    where is the Greene and Skubal ones at?
     
  30. DetroitNole

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    It's all in Novi. Barry Sanders is there too with a bunch of lions and Michigan players and Kirk Cousins(and Anthony Richardson and Joe Montana randomly)

    https://detroitsportsspectacular.com/saturday-guests
     
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  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    when it says no game used, does that mean you have to buy brand new baseballs to bring for them to sign?
     
  32. DetroitNole

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    No I think it means mlb game used. They probably have some contract they can only do game used stuff with fanatics or some other company
     
  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck you Tork. Go to AAA you piece of shit
     
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  34. smeegsgreen

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    He’s such a waste of space
     
  35. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck this ump.
     
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  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork is going down after this game. Just embarrassing. Call up Hiuara.
     
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  37. smeegsgreen

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    This might be the last time we’ll see him in a Tigers uniform bc he hasn’t shown he can hit in the minors either
     
  38. 20/20/20/20

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    Torkelson is so bad.
     
  39. smeegsgreen

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  40. Lip

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    can’t wait for my Semaj Morgan autographs
     
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  41. Vinegar Strokes

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  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Why not PH Carpenter here? Just awful decision.
     
  43. DetroitNole

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    Literally gave him half the infield, all he had to do was put ball down on half the field and it was a hit. Odd fielding alignment
     
  44. DetroitNole

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    I posted this 29 minutes ago. This half inning is still going...
     
  45. DetroitNole

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    Our city connect jerseys are awful. To be fair I hate most of them, so I may not be the target audience

     
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  46. Tug

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    These are awful
     
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