Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

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  1. angus

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    Too late?
     
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  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Had a single friend tell me this was essentially a requirement for her because she didn't want to waste time dating someone she didn't enjoy having sex with.
     
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  3. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    My word.
     
  4. Shinzon

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    Pete might be passing Derek Jeter for most impressive roster.

     
  5. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Leo still tier 1
     
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  6. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I thought she was married but I guess I’m an idiot.
     
  7. Hank Scorpio

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    stick to election results
     
  8. 40wwttamgib

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    she has the worst taste in men
     
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  9. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Absurd. Jeter, Leo, John Mayer, JT, Gosling all easily have a more impressive roster off top of my head. Hell, Fez from That 70's Show too.
     
  10. Shinzon

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    Yeah I’m not familiar with all of their dating histories. Just mentioned the first one that popped in my head. I don’t doubt you at all tho.
     
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  11. ButchCassidy

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    There’s plenty of people out there with big dicks (myself included). Why do they all go to him? He’s not funny, he’s a druggie, and he’s weird looking.
     
  12. Shinzon

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    Might not want to repeat that too much. Sounds like something they’d cover the first day in Incel 101.
     
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  13. TLAU

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    If I had to guess he’s fun to be around because he doesn’t seem like he takes himself that seriously. Probably does make witty, playful jokes. And actually puts in effort in dating (which my gf said led him into depression bc of the effort he put in to attempt to date Kim)
     
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  14. lunchbox

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    And that dick may not only be big but skilled
     
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  15. Mix

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    Honestly his roster is incredible now just with her and Kate Beckinsale.
     
  16. bro

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    Grande, Beckinsale, Kardashian, and now EmRata is pretty unimpeachable. Huge pop star, scorching hot MILF, most famous woman on the planet, and perhaps the hottest woman on the planet. goodness
     
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  17. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    That’s why it’s so impressive.
     
  18. TLAU

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    couple of people in our group (including future Mrs Lau) carry ear plugs for loud concerts or sporting events bc of sensory issues. Nothing to be self conscious about just pop those bad boys in if the noise level starts affecting you and nobody in the dating world that’s worth a shit is going to judge.
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Was bound to happen eventually. She already did her turn with Leo right?

     
  20. ashy larry

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  21. Killy Me Please

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  22. Fidelio

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    holy shit look at that cock!
     
  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    From a football standpoint, this is comparing Bama, Texas, ND and Michigan historically to BYU winning a title.
     
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  24. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  25. 1

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    Didn't realize her and Pete stopped already
     
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  26. THEBLUERAIDER

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    God, her face is so busted. Right jbr ?
     
  27. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    love me some Eric Andre. go eric go
     
  28. DuffandMuff

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    Trevor Noah. Pete Davidson. Eric Andre.

    Be a comedian. Have two first names.
     
  29. Chumbolone

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    If Chef Goldblum isn’t fucking her by Memorial Day, is he even a real comedian?
     
  30. paulski

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    Hair looks like shit, but I suspect no one's looking at it for some reason... :awesomeface:
     
  31. bro

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  32. Shinzon

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    Looks kinda like she ordered the Kardashian look, but thankfully not from the neck down.
     
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  33. ClemPson

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    I should have gotten into comedy.
     
  34. angus

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    First comment


     
  35. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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  36. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Who’s the kid’s dad?
     
  37. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    me
     
  38. dblplay1212

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  39. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Bless that 0.25x speed and the pause button
     
  40. DuffandMuff

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    Good lord
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    I tried to buy my wife one of her bikini's and it was hilariously small and couldn't cover anything
     
  42. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Don't do this shit on a Friday morning, WED. You've been here too long.
     
  43. Hank Scorpio

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  44. 1

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    Now that makes sense, if true
     
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  45. Bruce Wayne

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    Good for him
     
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  46. ButchCassidy

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    Guess she’s over fat guys, damn. There goes my chance.
     
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  47. Mix

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    Harry styles cornering the milf market
     
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