Remember when Jose used to only lose to managers with last names staring with P? He'll have a good portion of the alphabet covered if he sticks around a bit longer.
These johnny come lately's don't realize that historically that actually is Chelsea. Some top of the table Rosacea going on there though.
Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC #SAFC can confirm that Dick Advocaat has left his position as head coach with immediate effect
Both sides had questionable defending. Still trying to work out how Casper managed to head it right at the keeper when the easy option was the wide open net in the direction he was running towards.
@TransferSources: If you kill yourself its suicide. If you kill someone else its homicide. If you haven't won the Premier League in 25 years its Merseyside
Doubt this happens at Mercyside Darby anytime soon. Liverpool don't have any local players to give it that edge.
@DeludedBrendan: After 3 years of solid improvement the time is right to step down as manager of Liverpool I've outgrown this club and need a new challenge.
@OptaJoe: 3 - Since August 2013, only Martin Skrtel (4) has scored more Premier League own goals than Harry Kane (3). Miscalibrated.
I was so hammered I totally forgot that I'd used it only a week before. Flat Chelsea performances are just so frequent these days its hard to keep track.
I'm getting dragged to a pumpkin festival in a small hick-town about 45 minutes away. Things could be worse, friend.