*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by 514, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. JonathanCoachman

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    Remember when Jose used to only lose to managers with last names staring with P? He'll have a good portion of the alphabet covered if he sticks around a bit longer.
     
  2. Ace Boogie

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    These johnny come lately's don't realize that historically that actually is Chelsea.

    Some top of the table Rosacea going on there though.
     
  3. Ace Boogie

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    lmao at the Southampton lads bombing that shit
     
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  4. goheels10

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    didn't get a chance to watch any of the games today. how did Yedlin do?
     
  5. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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  6. NittanyKnight

    NittanyKnight They got love bites and everything
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  7. Jim Brockmire

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    Poor Dick. Gets talked into coming back, barely lasts into October.
     
  8. Jim Brockmire

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    Incredible left-hand save by Mignolet just now off a free kick.
     
  9. roonskie

    roonskie Getting older every day
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    Ings is currently a better buy than Benteke.
     
  10. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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  11. NittanyKnight

    NittanyKnight They got love bites and everything
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    Interesting half that. Set piece defending not covered in training this week it seems.
     
  12. TheSkeeter

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    We've never been great at it. I've been terrified each set piece for about 4 years now.
     
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  13. NittanyKnight

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    Both sides had questionable defending. Still trying to work out how Casper managed to head it right at the keeper when the easy option was the wide open net in the direction he was running towards.
     
  14. NittanyKnight

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    Just a few short minutes away from Barry getting his customary yellow card.
     
  15. TheSkeeter

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    That should be Lucas off
     
  16. Jim Brockmire

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    :golfclap:

    @TransferSources: If you kill yourself its suicide.
    If you kill someone else its homicide.
    If you haven't won the Premier League in 25 years its Merseyside
     
  17. NittanyKnight

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    Just once I want an bench clearing brawl to happen.
     
  18. TheSkeeter

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    Doubt this happens at Mercyside Darby anytime soon. Liverpool don't have any local players to give it that edge.
     
  19. NittanyKnight

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  20. ohhaithur

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    In five of the last six Liverpool games, they have gone up 1-0 and conceded, finishing 1-1.

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  21. ohhaithur

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  22. Jim Brockmire

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    United just laughably bad right now.
     
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  23. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    Welp, I believe Arsenal might just go on and win this one.
     
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  24. ohhaithur

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  25. Wu

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    :)))))))))
     
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  26. SugarShaun

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    Alexis
     
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  27. Jim Brockmire

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    Arsenal just white hot today. That midweek loss in CL appears to have lit a fire under their ass.
     
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  28. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Can we have Rodgers?
     
  29. Jim Brockmire

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    You're getting sacked in the...

    evening?
     
  30. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Still buzzing...

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  31. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    @DeludedBrendan: After 3 years of solid improvement the time is right to step down as manager of Liverpool

    I've outgrown this club and need a new challenge.
     
  32. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    @Broddddd3: IM NOT THE LIVER POOL MANAGER
     
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  33. Jean-Ralphio

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    Hey user Shadow how about that Emptyrats mrite?
     
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  34. Wu

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    @OptaJoe: 3 - Since August 2013, only Martin Skrtel (4) has scored more Premier League own goals than Harry Kane (3). Miscalibrated.
     
  35. Corky Bucek

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    What's the metal scene like in Liverpool?
     
  36. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Pffff. Premier League isn't even 25 years old. Plastics math.
     
  37. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Oof. That's awful.
     
  38. Jorts

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    Went to the well with the "flat tyres" comment one too many times Ace... I'm taking back my "like"
     
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  39. Ace Boogie

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    I was so hammered I totally forgot that I'd used it only a week before. Flat Chelsea performances are just so frequent these days its hard to keep track.
     
  40. MODEVIL

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    what's funny is that everyone knows this is true and that's what we love about you Ace.
     
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  41. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    hope Sunderland hires Bob Bradley.
     
  42. prerecordedlive

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    No no no no no.
     
  43. Gunners

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    Big Sam is back
     
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  44. Gunners

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    Saturday mornings suck without EPL.

    Gonna have to do exercise or some shit I really don't wanna do.
     
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  45. DelapThrows

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    I'm getting dragged to a pumpkin festival in a small hick-town about 45 minutes away. Things could be worse, friend.
     
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  46. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Scrubbing the tub, laundry, dishes and trying to finish The Martian.
     
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  47. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    Yard work, couch shopping and painting. Samir would be jealous of my labia today.
     
  48. aisle seven

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    Sounds like a typical Boring James Milner day.
     
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