*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by 514, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. Jim Brockmire

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    Chinese fire drill from AVFC there. What a finish.
     
  2. Wu

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    Brilliant troll from Gestede
     
  3. Walt Disney

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  4. Walt Disney

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    I hope the Spurs gets some season ending injuries
     
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  5. Ace Boogie

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    lol Shaun so salty
     
  6. Ace Boogie

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    Arsene with a straggler nose hair
     
  7. WillySaliba

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    LOL. Serious question. Would you guys rather see Nacho in there than Navas?
     
  8. WillySaliba

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  9. SugarShaun

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    I would've liked to see Nacho earlier than we saw but I had no issue with Navas instead of him. He played well and created chances. He put a ball on Sterlings head at the edge of the 6 yard box and put balls on the feet of a Sterling and KDB in the box. That is what he's there for and he did it
     
  10. teel

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    Went to get bagels this morning and witnessed a herd of Arsenal losers prancing around. What a crew that was. Let's go Spurs.
     
  11. Ace Boogie

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    WHEN HE WANTS
     
  12. Ace Boogie

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    You dun goofed
     
  13. lunchbox

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    england's future is bright
     
  14. Ace Boogie

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    Saw this sub coming from a mile away.
     
  15. Ace Boogie

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    Arsenal going with a straight 4-4-2 with Giroud and Flamini up top?
     
  16. Wu

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    @neiljonesecho: Klopp: "When Palace scored I saw many people leave. I felt very alone in this moment."
     
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  17. Sam Elliott

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  18. Ace Boogie

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    images of the season

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  19. SugarShaun

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    I wouldn't be able to help mysef either
     
  20. Ace Boogie

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    Jan Verdonghen
     
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  21. Ace Boogie

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    Giroud is clearly comfortable with it as well, must happen damn near every match.


    Full article, it made the backpages lmao.
    http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/j...-on-olivier-giroud-during-arsenal-1-spurs-1/?


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    There was a ding-dong battle between Jan Vertonghen and Olivier Giroud in today’s North London derby.

    The Spurs defender and Arsenal striker exchanged physical pleasantries throughout the game, and in one incident it spilled over, as Giroud bumped the Belgian to the ground.
    As he got up, Vertonghen got a little too close for comfort, and appeared do a ‘Vinnie Jones’ on the Frenchman – in reference to Jones’ groping of Gazza’s crown jewels back in the day.

    To be fair, Vertonghen didn’t seem to go quite that far, and in the picture he appears to be only touching his inner thigh; suffice to say it’s a surprise to see the picture make the back page of tomorrow’s Mirror.
     
  22. Wu

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    I like to think that pic sums up Ace's and my relationship.
     
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  23. Wu

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    Except I have a small penis.
     
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  24. Ace Boogie

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    If only he were doing a double dong grab to bring Gunners into the mix.
     
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  25. Ace Boogie

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    And whenever you are ready to redact that hurtful comment about wanting Arsenal to roll this morning SugarShaun, I'll be here to forgive you.
     
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  26. Ace Boogie

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    Big fan of Keystone Klopps from The Mirror cover as well.
     
  27. Wu

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    Gunners and I touching tips while try to milk the bull's nipples
     
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  28. SugarShaun

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    Sorry Ace, City finishing and your comments got me worked up this morning, let's hug it out and I'll grab your dong.
     
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  29. Ace Boogie

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    Yeah I certainly share some of the blame, I was being a real bastard.
     
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  30. Jean-Ralphio

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    Here for the dong grabs. thanks.
     
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  31. Ace Boogie

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    I'm gonna have to sort you guys by your D2F (dick to floor) factor so that your dicks line up.

     
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  32. Ace Boogie

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    Hey Shaun there is some good news in the soccer world for ya! Huge goal from the Crew in the 115th.
     
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  33. SugarShaun

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    :smile:

    So excited right now
     
  34. WillySaliba

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    You were going Costa this morning. Hope you are in form in 45 minutes or so.
     
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  35. Ace Boogie

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    Got my monthly rest in this afternoon just so I can be in top form this evening. I'm the EPL thread's resident wind up merchant, I might as well have told Shaun he had BO this morning ala Costa v Shawcross.
     
  36. Wu

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    Ace is buzzing after that big draw today.
     
  37. Ace Boogie

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    You're a big draw today.


    What?
     
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  38. Pasta88

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    Wenger catching up on Ace's hundred posts today:

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  39. Ace Boogie

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    I PM'ed him asking where I could purchase this jacket for Gunners so we could perform a bell hop role play.

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  40. Wu

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    I'm a big draw every day.
     
  41. Ace Boogie

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    The elasticity of your butthole is the stuff of legend.
     
  42. zeberdee

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    Payet out three months. nice knowing you Hammers.
     
  43. Ace Boogie

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    So close, Payet so far
     
  44. Ace Boogie

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    I took a flyer on Vardy and Mahrez from the first week of fantasy but it's getting a little annoying now even for me.
     
  45. Wu

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    If you can't tolerate me at my most flaccid then you don't deserve me at my most erect.
     
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  46. Ace Boogie

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    Teams from the north of London doing things the right way.

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  47. Pasta88

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    Who else from Spurs? All I can think of is Kane, Townsend, and that Josh kid from the weekend.
     
  48. zeberdee

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    Bentaleb and Mason. not sure of the 6th.
     
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  49. Pasta88

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    Maybe Alex Pritchard if he's played.

    List is inaccurate anway. Watmore has made like 6 appearances and is from our academy. Nevermind - I can't read charts.
     
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  50. Gunners

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