*** EPL 2015-2016: Nothing to see here, just more choking chickens.

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  1. WillySaliba

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    Just realized I spent the entire first half reading a book about konmari. Enthralling football.
     
  2. IAHusk

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    Zouma definitely just tore something.
     
  3. Jim Brockmire

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    RIP Zouma's knee.
     
  4. WillySaliba

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    God damn that hurt me. I felt that in my balls.
     
  5. jkun

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    glad they left the mic on so we could just sit and listen to his screams of pain
     
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  6. Andy Reocho

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    yea hearing the screams made it worse :(
     
  7. JonathanCoachman

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    Why do bad things happen to such undeserving people?

     
  8. Corky Bucek

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    Lingard dabbing :lovelove:
     
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  9. WillySaliba

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    Wow that was pretty as hell. Did he then do the Cam?
     
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  10. IAHusk

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    What a goal.
     
  11. JonathanCoachman

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    Stones wasn't allowed to go, Terry is being kicked out, Zouma only has one leg...looks like everything is coming up Miazga!
     
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  12. JonathanCoachman

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    I can't believe Zouma only has 2 caps for France. It's kind of disgusting just how loaded France's player pool is right now.
     
  13. SugarShaun

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    Well I take no pleasure in that but it's the best result
     
  14. SugarShaun

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    I love their team and am looking forward to them winning Euros at home.
     
  15. TheSkeeter

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    At least that was a legit goal in the correct amount of time. #stillmad
     
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  16. goheels10

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    even more of a tragedy is Payet not getting any love. that dude as a CAM with Benzema and Laca up front and Pogba nearby = all the championships.
     
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  17. JonathanCoachman

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    He's got the whole Benzema-Valbuena blackmail sex tape thing going for him. I'd be surprised if he didn't make the squad.
     
  18. Gunners

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  19. swiggle

    swiggle Ya'll finished or ya'll done?
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  20. Ace Boogie

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    Would you pay 77 pound to see fuckin' Jordan Henderson kick a ball into a wall?


    Pure hilarity.
     
  21. Ace Boogie

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    I love how "fuck off" is an essential and universally accepted part of the English language over there. You see a player say it directly to a ref's face at least 10x a match, if that happened in American sports they'd be booted or flagged with the quickness.
     
  22. Ace Boogie

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    I noticed that he wasn't done going off yet in that 30 second snippet so looked on youtube for the full version, found it. The snippet did cover the best bits though.

     
  23. Ace Boogie

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    Rodgers says he has turned down 5 job opportunities since getting the sack at Liverpool, including a few PL clubs. They really dodged that bullet.
    http://www.skysports.com/football/n...s-had-five-opportunities-since-liverpool-exit


    Where do you think he will surface again? I think the next opening will be at Norwich but I don't see him taking that job. They've been shit lately so I think Alex Neil may be getting the sack. Side note, I can't believe he is only 34.

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  24. Ace Boogie

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  25. JonathanCoachman

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    Anyone that would ever purchase such things unironically is probably just an awful person. I'll get 8 of them for you for next Hannukah Ace Boogie

    I wonder if the Stamford Bridge faithful will sing "He's one of our own" for the 7 games Loftus-Cheek plays next season because he will be the only one left after JT's exit.
     
  26. WillySaliba

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    Is Kane Jewish?
     
  27. Corky Bucek

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    :cmonson: he plays for Spurs
     
  28. Andy Reocho

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    Newcastle if McClaren gets the sack :/
     
  29. MODEVIL

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    Ace Boogie the Kane shirt is offensive......I don't get the implication in the other shirts. Help me out I must not be up on the english "humor."
     
  30. WillySaliba

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    where liverpool and chelsea still can't defend racists, homophobia or anti Semites.
     
  31. SugarShaun

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    The Arsene one is calling him a pedo
     
  32. JonathanCoachman

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    He did seem to have quite the affinity for an underage Cesc Fabregas. So much so that he changed the way his teams play the game.
     
  33. MODEVIL

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    oh because of his affinity for youth when making his teams? That's not nearly as bad as the Kane one but still not appropriate.
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    The words refer to the song.

    Think it's something like
    "With a bucket of sweets
    And a cheeky smile
    Arsene is a fucking pedophile"
     
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  35. zeberdee

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    calling someone a Jew is more offensive than calling someone a pedophile?
     
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  36. SugarShaun

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    Modevil really hates Jews
     
  37. Ace Boogie

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    Well he is a Chelsea fan after all
     
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  38. Wu

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    Say what you want, but Hitler didn't feel compelled to exterminate pedophiles.
     
  39. goheels10

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    i work with a dude from Liverpool who pretty much says fuck off once every other sentence. He's the best part of my life at work.... Especially when we have an oh shit meeting
     
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  40. JonathanCoachman

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    Because they aren't a race. They got castrated and the Mengele treatment though. Not that unreasonable actually.
     
  41. Ace Boogie

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    No clue how they arrive at these rankings, but figured I'd share. EPL performance score top 10 so far this season. No Vardy is surprising, Yaya being on the list at all is surprising as well. From Squawka.

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  42. Ace Boogie

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    Top rated players new to the league and/or their teams this season.

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  43. NineteenNine

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    All I see is numbers.
     
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  44. Ace Boogie

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    Just go with it, you have 2 in the top 3.
     
  45. Ace Boogie

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    I'd imagine there is some method to that madness, I haven't bothered to look it up yet though.
     
  46. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    While this is true, and YAY!, any charty type thing that has Barkley ranked above Özil in any way, shape or form can't be trusted.
     
  47. Ace Boogie

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    That negative number in defense is killing him, hence the need for Flamini as cover.
     
  48. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    And the negative number seems a bit silly to me. He does the defensive job that he's supposed to do (i.e. Run around a lot and sometimes get in the way).
     
  49. NineteenNine

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    And flamini's D rating would have to be lower than Özil's, what with him constantly in the other team's 6-yard box...
     
  50. Ace Boogie

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    Harry Kane holds the ball up about as well as any striker in the league and has a whopping negative for possession, so I feel your pain.