*** EPL 2016-2017: Revenge Of The Fifth.

Shame on you Sturridge

 

Sturridge such a wank.

 

These counters from Swansea are just sad

 

No faith in them to hold onto a point]

 

Great clearance.

 

Worst clearance ever

 

Boring James is clinical.

 

Ridiculous

 

Swansea is fucking terrible. My word.

 

We all know they were never gonna see it out

 

What a chance, just terrible

 

Not his fault, you try scoring with this beautiful bastard standing right in front of you

 

Chadli has scored again, going to be the signing of the decade for WBA. They've found an offense since he joined.

 

I'm appalled. West Ham are terrible right now though and that new stadium is lacking appeal. Bilic is going to be shitcanned soon if this keeps up.

 

West Ham draw level in a last ditch attempt to sway Stinky

 

He is so good

 

bad defending

 

I was like krusty the clown watching the Globetrotters when he bet on the Generals. He's spinning the ball on his finger, just take it!

 

I can sleep in till City/Spurs but doubt it, I'm gonna be a mess tomorrow.

 

Good morning boys.

 

Ibra should have buried that

 

Idk why he didn't go far post.

 

Valencia is a fucking dolt. Foolish challenge.

 

Seriously, everyone has beat fellaini to death, how does this guy fly under the radar? I can't recall the last time he's done anything impressive.

 

Grant standing on his head a bit

 

For all his stupidity, Fellaini is of much use on corner kicks.

Valencia has a hard time just getting past his man for a clear cross into the box, much less putting anything past a keeper.

 

fucking Joe Allen

 

Rooney on. Mou now playing for the draw. win.

 

meh

 

2 games. 2 world class assists

 

Bailly. Laughably bad there.

 

No need to worry Stoke, you've got Weapon X Peter Crouch ready to join the fray.

 

Oh FFS.

 

This was completely serious

 

phew

 

good start to the day

 

Rooney had a run right into the box and he passed it off.

 

I'll take it.