HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

He has very strong Mercer vibes

 

yeah only an idiot would guess that lol

 

Has to be Bob Jones University, right?

 

I’m getting very strong bama vibes. Probably an SAE

 

Dear One Two Boy,

Eat shit and kill yourself.

Signed, Everybody

 

Well you signed it, Gus

 

I lawyered his ass up real quick

 

FUCK

 

Glad to be off the west coast so I can finally watch some more Braves baseball on my comcast cable.

 

I’m not seeing One Two active rn. Seems he took Gus’ words to heart.

 

This is the ghost one two. I am haunting clown baby’s kitchen where I will scream “where is the back splashhhh” at random hours of the night

 

Im having a backsplash installed every single day and demo’d every night just to haunt the guy haunting me

 

That’s my paranormal self’s fetish

 

People’s reaction to me explaining that my ghost has a kink for interior design, particularly backslashes, and that he gets off on the withholding:

 

Here we go, Degausser

 

Hell yeah

 

I didn't realize how good the Royals had been so far this year

Will Smith four-peat?

 

Hell yeah. Not seeing it on Pocket Casts yet. I'll check again tomorrow.

 

It’s only on Apple and Spotify, for now. They say they’ll be on a lot more platforms soon

 

Oh no you found out

 

When will the Canadian #Seattle Mariners obsession with the Barves end?

 

Never

 

Why are you interrupting my Thursday evening exercise of tomahawk chops?!

 

I think you should spend more time asking the seamen how they feel about your appropriation of their livelihood (and also the semen for that matter)

 

I will appropriate semen as much as I please, thank you very much.

 

Vaughn making his Red Sox debut tonight vs the Twins

 

Did Ron just hurt himself?

 

Cranked

 

COUNTRRYYYY and damnit Ron

 

let’s beat this team chock full of criminals, pedophiles and general deviants

 

Omfg that dance

 

Hope Marcel hits this dweeb with his bat again

 

still running that xfinity commercial before first pitch

 

What a throw! (I’m very sleepy)

 

Hell of a throw, JK

 

That was hot

 

What a fucking HOSE from Kelenic. My god that was beautiful

 

Fucking cannon in left

 

Kelenic has been a massive upgrade on defense