Mainboard Dynasty Year 2 Week 5

You are aware that this is neither a pie eating nor dicksucking contest, correct?

 

I'll remember this, Cane.

 

i hope you do because your coach will forget it in ten minutes

 

He got replaced the day EASTWOOD took over. New sheriff in town, boy. You best get used to it.

 

you're in landshark stadium so im just gonna replace your gatorade with beer and liquor and have your players drunk by halftime.

 

That'll just expediate your asswhipping.

 

that's not even a real word

 

Sorry try again...
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/expediate

 

we need sarcasm font

 

Never know with a miami fan. Ya'll tend to be rather uneducated!!!!

 

I'm not like some of our dumb ass fans

 

This much is clear.....You speak english

 

..........shit

 

Look at scharps. Very nice work, good sir.

 

Miami fans just make it so easy!!!!!

 

your mom is easier

 

How you going to talk about my deceased mom like that?? :cry: :cry:

 

you serious?

 

Braves, where you at? Can you play?

 

WTF OMG righty! WHO THE FUCK JOKES ABOUT SUCH A THING!??!?!?!?! That's low and you should be ashamed of yourself. I'd expect nothing less from a dirty fucking Canes fan.

 

I hope he crushes you like a grape.

 

No, but i had you second guessing your decision to bring my mom into the equation huh??

 

DAMNIT, I was hoping you'd play along for a minute. Obviously you're less sadistic than I.

 

jesus i felt like an ass

 

This is why you should not speak of things which you have no knowledge. Consider that your lesson from a Nole for the day.

zscharps: educating scUM fans one at time!

 

I am here. I can play any time tonight. When do you wanna?

 

30 mins, 830est?

 

Yea...but only if you acknowledge Central Standard Time is the only true way to live.

 

Write it down. Coach EASTWOOD guarantees a victory over Bama.

 

Short-lived IMO.

 

My PS3 isn't letting the dynasty load. I tried deleting the file and starting again but it still isn't working. WTF? It says DOWNLOADING DYNASTY FILE: and that is it. No percentage or anything. Then it says "One of the files required for this Online Dynasty could not be downloaded."

 

Didn't realize there was ANOTHER system update. I am trying it first.

 

My goodness, Braves. Get that fixed so you can whip VT's ass. I need a little breathing room over here in the Eastern division. After I mollywhomp Dbl I'll just have to take down Miami (laugher, he doesn't even speak english, how can he read my defense?) and Jorts (revenge game for the computer killing me last year) to win the division. Easier said than done, except the game against Bama. Dbl is ugly, stupid, fat, gay and bad at NCAA. Noles by 30. It'd be 50 if you weren't controlling my alma mater.

 

Why didnt you go to FSU undergrad??

 

I grew up an hour from UA and in-state tuition is much cheaper. I'm having to pay OOS tuition for the first year at FSU but I think it'll be worth it.

 

Hokies tripped up once, it won't happen again.

 

You went and bought the lube already?

 

Tripped up by the steel toed boot o' justice that is THE FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY, IMO.

 

Your guys were more motivated due to the ass beating I handed you the year before.