Mikhail Gorbachev has died.

Cue 4 pages of non-conformist hot takes

7 pages if it wasn’t the first real weekend of college football

 

I served him breakfast when I was in college and he was at Ohio State to give a speech. That is all I have to add.

 

I knew it.

 

Zero clue he was still alive.

 

that’s Grammy award winner Mikhail Gorbachev to you

put some respek on his name

 

Seriously thought he might have died pre-9/11

 

Was waiting for the audience to cheer and then the first SNL skit of the night to begin.

 

I went to see him speak at UGA back in 99 (or around then). On our way out, we almost got run over by his motorcade.

 

Well, bye.

Seriously, who cares?

 

On The Border is garbage

 

Truer words have never been spoken on this bored.

It’s like what the end result would be if my mother-in-law attempted to make Mexican food. She thinks red bell peppers and Dot’s pretzels are too “tangy” (i.e., Midwestern for spicy). With any luck, OTB will be the next chain restaurant killed by millennials/gen-z.

 

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wa…ffle!”

 

he had died but now he hasn't

 

Who?

 

The chips are amazing though.

 

can you really fuck up chips and salsa tho?

 

Ask chipotle

 

Suck it