MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Lol. Get fucked miami

 

Golden Boot Guy Lewis Morgan

 

Racist Belgian and Morgan play pretty well off each other

 

RB, the bane of Tata's mls existence

 

Lol just getting ran off the field

 

I love the smell of napalm karma in the morning

 

Shut up, you dweebs. Get back in your locker room

 

4 assists for the racist Belgian?

 

pour it on

 

THANKS L*BS!!!!

 

Too busy negotiating his SKC contract according to some

 

knocked Miami down to 2nd in the east on gd

of course everyone else has a game or few in hand on em

 

Big Tones, Kevin Hartman, and Tim Howard? Not sure who the third keeper is but for sure the first 2.

 

1 Big Tones
2 Hartman
3 Howard
4 Marshall
5 Agoos
6 Pope
7 Besler
8 Etcheverry
9 Beckerman
10 Nagbe
11 Chara
12 Beckham
13 Gio
14 Almiron
15 Cobi Jones
16 DeRo
17 Valderrama
18 Donovan
19 Dempsey
20 BWP
21 Preki
22 Kei
23 Moreno
24 Valeri
25 Keane

Took me 5 minutes to come up with Moreno/Valeri/Keane. I’m not confident in Besler/Chara/Kei.

 

Oh Fuck Me. RIMANDO not Howard. Duh.

 

CLT WHAT U DOIN!?!?!?

 

Lol

 

Unbelievable

 

Damn

 

Oh that’s a flop from Nagbe. How did he not get a boot to it!?!?

 

Ummm, what’s going on with Nancy?

 

Peak MLS here

 

That’s an orange card for me. If Crew win they are truly a team of destiny. Ramirez, Camacho injured in first 20. Jones a red after subbin in for 3 mins. And Nancy is MIA.

 

Kreilach revenge goal. Seeing RSL on this turf keeps making me think they’re Atlanta.

 

Guzans gotta hang it up

 

We literally brought in someone to replace him but refuse to bench him. It’s insane

 

I’m pretty sure I would have saved that

 

Nice marking on that Orlando goal Austin

 

How is that not another review for red

 

Larin -> Dike -> Big Dunc -> This Lynn kid. How is Pareja IDing these college strikers?

 

Russell is out today. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you, Vermes is running a 4-5-1, and yes, that is Alan as the 10.

 

Insigne going off injured

 

Dont know how to say champagne en espanol

 

Somewhere in the world the hair on Higuita’s neck just stood on end

 

Oh CLT.

Cucho is Thanos

 

Just a casual 60 minute half

 

Oh my god. CLT chaos.

 

Oh in no way is that a PK. Never.

 

Oh my god. Chaos I tell ya

 

Charlotte always find a way even when the ref has lost the plot entirely in our favor.

 

Anyone have a video of that early CLT miss? Can’t find it anywhere.

 

OHHHHH!!!!! Alan with a bike heading top corner but McCarthy saved it. Damn.

Also think Salloi need to ditch the 10 jersey. He’s been ass all year. Sent a clear Chance from the 6 well over the bar.

 

Lodiero, what a strike from the old man.

 

Alright boys! The Spaniard opens his account on the year. Salloi with the assist so he can keep the 10 one more week.

 

Think that’s off in Toronto but another crap swipe from Guzan/

 

No one is worse at counter attacks than KC. 4 v 2 and they didn’t even put it on goal. The parallels between this team and usmnt is staggering.