Myths your parents told you that you debunked as an adult

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Just stopped to get gas and the tanker truck was there filling up. I immediately thought of my Dad telling me as a kid that he never fills up when the tanker is there “because of all the sediment that gets transferred to your tank.”

    Over the years I’ve told him that there are tons of filtration devices in place to prevent that but he still won’t do it.

    What are some wives tales your parents told you that you later debunked as an adult?
     
  2. portlandspartan

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    Hmm I don’t know, all that God and Jesus malarkey?
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    Smoking cigs at the pump is totally safe too
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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    I’ve seen many a #FloridaMan ripping cigs at the pump.
     
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  5. Iron Mickey

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    That American middle class life as envisioned in their lives could and would continue indefinitely.

    That global warming wouldn't be an issue in our lifetimes.

    That the Democratic Party is some force for good.
     
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  6. Boo MFer!

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    My dad used to say the old voting is like driving analogy. Select D to go forward and R for reverse. My sister is now a hardcore Trumper.
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve yet to go blind.
     
  8. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    hey daniel im over here
     
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  9. ARSENAL

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    My older sisters told me a man named George cut the light on in the fridge when I opened it. And I had to thank him for turning it on before I closed it back.

    Assholes
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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    Older sisters can be real assholes.
     
  11. milquetoast

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  12. bigred77

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    :whatanidiot.gif:
     
  13. Hogview

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    Guilty
     
  14. NothingIsOT

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    My mom told me if I studied real hard, got a good paying job, and was a gentleman, I’d have the pick of the litter when it came to dating.
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    where did I leave my bifocals
     
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  16. BayouMafia

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    Yeah but all that hair on your palms is kind of distracting
     
  17. Corch

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    It's illegal to have the dome light on in your car
     
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  18. miles

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    Eating late at night is bad because your body won't break it down when you're sleeping

    No, eating late at night tends to be bad because generally it's not like most people doing it skipped dinner and are basically just eating an extra meal.
     
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  19. Ty Webb

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    Nebraska couldn’t stop the Fun-n-Gun offense
     
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  20. Truman

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    A week before my little brother turned 7 I told him my parents and I were aliens and we adopted him. Said we were waiting until he turned 7 then we're gonna eat him.

    After a few days of my brother acting extremely weird, he broke down in tears and told my mom. I got in so much trouble. Still feel bad about it.
     
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  21. miles

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    I remember I was at the pool as a kid and ate lunch. A friend's mom made us all wait 30 minutes afterward before getting back in the pool.

    Even as an 11 year old I was like "This lady is a moron."
     
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  22. HoosDaMan

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    But he was delicious
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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    This is a good one. I tell it to my kids all the time.
     
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  24. HowdyHorns

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    That it was possible to walk uphill both way.
     
  25. Emma

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    You can be/do anything you want if you put your mind to it when you grow up
     
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  26. Doc Louis

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    Something will go on your permanent record. Still waiting to see that file that followed me up from school through college.
     
  27. UCFartz

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    Was also told this and I most certainly put my mind to many things that my brain could not accomplish.
     
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  28. Montclaire de Haviland

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    Adore
     
  29. Montclaire de Haviland

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    That they loved each other
     
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  30. fattus

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  31. HoosDaMan

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    Dayum
     
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  32. Montclaire de Haviland

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    I mean, at a certain point
     
  33. THEBLUERAIDER

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  34. Bruce Bowen

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    I was told ants didn’t bite but peed on you. Believed that one way too long.
     
  35. PaulKemp

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    I actually walked uphill both ways in the snow for the couple years I lived in Omaha as a kid. There was some downhill involved both ways as well but still kinda sucked
     
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  36. skiedfrillet

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    my SO yells at me for doing this periodically as if the $10 mini bottle of bourbon is any different amount than the $20 glass from the bar downstairs
     
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  37. Iron Mickey

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    did you get divorced
     
  38. skiedfrillet

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    no but i feel weird typing out "wife"

    it doesn't feel natural to me
     
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  39. bigred77

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    Would have also accepted BFF
     
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  40. —

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    If you swallow your gum it takes 8 years to digest.
     
  41. ono

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    that’s why you do it on the company dime
     
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  42. Llama

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    On a plane as a kid I was asking my mom what the different buttons on the armrest did. She told me not to push a specific button because it would make the pilots shake and seizure uncontrollably and then she demonstrated the shaking for me. I was petrified and never pushed it. I couldn’t understand why the airline would give me that kind of responsibility. It was the flight attendant service button.
     
  43. Butthead

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    I definitely didn't believe this until now
     
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  44. Emma

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    Swim too soon after eating and you'll cramp up and drown

    Touch a toad and you'll get warts

    The family pet (Jasmine) was given to a farm and is living happily
     
  45. seanofthedead86

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    Wife told me her parents made her leave the kitchen when the microwave was going because of the radiation.
     
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  46. racer

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    :ded:
     
  47. Butthead

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    RIP Jasmine
     
  48. Owsley

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    If you pee in the pool it’ll turn blue
     
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  49. Snakes

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    Trickle down economics
     
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  50. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Everything my mom cooked had to be burned because you’d get worms. She still won’t eat anything under well done. Even pancakes, cookies etc because you could get worms from the dough. My dad loved cookie dough and would sneak it to us because if my mom saw it she’d get mad and say we’d get worms.
     
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