Sitting head football coach Deion Sanders logs on to cyber bully former players; embarrass self

Luckily they're both depth pieces.

 

you are the one enlightened thinker that has actual important things in his life. literally no one else on this board has such a thing. we all bow in your serious and dignified presence

 

Sports take a back seat so much that he’s posting on a message board white knighting for a retired player cosplaying as a coach

 

lol he’s too cool for it all but not too cool to say he expects deion sanders to have an 8 win team this year

it’ll take a minor miracle to even be bowl eligible. i have important things in life so don’t question me here

 

I, someone that is very cool and has no time for sports, can tell you the ins and outs of a shitty colorado football teams transfer portal recruiting

 

I take an analytical approach to all sports stuff. When I watch, it's analytical, what I expect to happen is analytics driven.

The team was expected to win 4-6 games last year based on analytical models used for betting purposes. The team is going to be improved this year almost across the board.

 

Since Oregon is being dragged back into the Deion discourse, this made for a good chuckle yesterday.

 

my balls got sweaty thinking about this. My lord if it’s 7pm after a 5pm rain shower

 

Imagine thinking you're the one making good points and being "right?" because you let a bunch of people you don't know, playing a game effect your life in a profound way...

 

People talked about Lanning like that because acting like him in 2024 makes him look like a goober.

 

Affect imo

 

34 transfers coming in and 26 of them are 3-stars. 8 of them are 4-stars. A HS recruiting class of 12 in which there are 3 top 100 kids, 2 borderline 3/4 stars, and then 7 nobodies.

I don't see how that being more than half your team equates to top 20ish talent.

 

Lol ok dork

 

Nebraska was 21st in the talent composite last year.

 

How dare you sully the name of analytics with an 8 win prediction for this team

Colorado is a TD favorite against NDSU and a TD UNDERDOG TO NEBRASKA

 

Which would seem to say a fair amount of the relevance of the 247 talent composite, right?

 

you have let a shitty coach AFFECT your life to point that you’re delusionally defending him online so idk man

 

You can act like you’re too cool and don’t care all you want but you’re bragging about taking an analytical approach to analyzing a dog shit colorado football team. You’re all of us

 

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

 

Nope. 8 wins. You want to put money on it?

 

this guy sucks

wont even give us the real story of prime prep that the gotcha media refused to tell

 

Yes

 

Lol...hey everyone, upset FSU posters think they have the real story and every piece of investigation done on the topic was bullshit because it didn't paint Deion in a negative enough light...

 

not an fsu poster would love to hear the true story tbh

 

How much?

 

I will

 

Name a price and I’m in

7.5 win total, I got the under. Have until 7 days after the final game or it’s a ban

 

Here's what my model from last month has for expected wins for Colorado this year. There have been quite a few transfers in and out I haven't processed but eye test says that it won't be a large swing (likely less than a half win either way). Certainly not three wins. I will take any bet on Colorado u8 wins offered to me

 

Delete this. Let me lock this in first before you scare him away

 

name your price i want in

 

Ok...now if we get a bunch of people into this, how is the payout going to work?

 

let me get in on it too. If we have an escrow I'd take a hefty chunk

 

With Tobias reading this you may need to explain what an escrow is lol

 

Hey devine's friend: I don't trust the guy posting to pay so someone I do trust will hold both our money and pay out the winner

 

Oh god. Tmb is going to bankrupt a poster.

 

and that person is me folks i am very trustworthy

 

Nah he's going to come back and offer a $100 bet split 10-ways

 

a guy this off the deep-end? well that much may very well bankrupt him

 

Nm

 

I guess he should be selling knockoff Pit Vipers and subtweeting ex-players online. Oh well, maybe in 2025!

 

I am willing to hold the bets in escrow

 

500...just with you though. And I'll fly to WVU or wherever the fuck you live, to deliver it personally if you win

 

Deal

 

This seems like an analytical approach that one would think the subspace mariner would’ve taken.

 

coward

 

How many different OCs will Colorado have this year?

 

Someone in your circle should have told Vegas because they had it almost universally at 3.5 last year