Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. ColeTrickle

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    Choooooo
     
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  2. fucktx

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    honestly choo has just been slightly behind beltre as the best player on the team lately
     
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  3. ColeTrickle

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    I loved his moonshot HR the other night
     
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  4. fucktx

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    i was so frustrated with his play because he was like this for several years before the rangers signed him and then he randomly went to shit
     
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  5. dallasdawg

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    That thing reached orbit
     
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  6. dump

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    I like Delino
     
  7. * J Y *

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    He's been unbelievably good since the all star break. Im extremely bullish on his future here.
     
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  8. fucktx

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    still think they trade him. maybe not after this year, but the next.

    mazara and brinson are just too good. plus gallo has to play sometimes too
     
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  9. fucktx

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    god i literally love beltre

    literally
     
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  10. dump

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    I would let Beltre not use lube

    I love him that much
     
  11. ColeTrickle

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  12. fucktx

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    gallardo is frustrating as fuck to watch sometimes
     
  13. ColeTrickle

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  14. ColeTrickle

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  15. captbunch

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    Haven't the rosters expanded????

    Why the fuck did bobby Wilson pinch hit there???
     
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  16. * J Y *

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    choo was safe
     
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  17. * J Y *

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    and it cost us a go ahead run
     
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  18. ColeTrickle

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    I hate MLB review
     
  19. ColeTrickle

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  20. * J Y *

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    Beltre is like that select kid that wants to play little league with his friends. He just does what he wants.
     
  21. dump

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  22. texasraider

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    That was quite a strange sequence of events
     
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  23. ColeTrickle

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    hahahaha fuck yeah
     
  24. dump

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    This is Elvis' World, We're Just Living In It
     
  25. texasraider

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    I mean
     
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  26. * J Y *

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    Accidentally woke my wife up on that one. Fucking awesome.
     
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  27. captbunch

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    That just got a tad bit more strange.
     
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  28. texasraider

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    Same
     
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  29. bRamonceTaylor

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    Jesus Tolleson.
     
  30. fsugrad99

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  31. Pokes

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  32. BayouMafia

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    damn that was a wasted opportunity
     
  33. * J Y *

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    Here we go hambone.
     
  34. captbunch

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    Bad ass AB by josh.
     
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  35. * J Y *

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    Those hands are still lightning quick.
     
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  36. captbunch

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    And an equally shitty AB by Delino.
     
  37. fucktx

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    that ab by delino was so horrible
     
  38. captbunch

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  39. * J Y *

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    Kimbrel's stuff is nasty right now but he doesn't have good command of it. (as he almost throws over the catchers head).
     
  40. * J Y *

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    This guy is fucked. Beltre has that look.
     
  41. captbunch

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  42. * J Y *

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    Fuck. Really nice rising fastball for that 2nd foul strike. I thought that was the pitch.
     
  43. texasraider

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    I really think we should win this game you guys
     
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  44. texasraider

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  45. texasraider

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    MITCHELL MORELAND YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU
     
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  46. captbunch

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    Who throws the 10th. Tolleson or Dyson?
     
  47. texasraider

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    Personally I'd go with Dyson but Banny will probably use Tolleson
     
  48. captbunch

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    That answers that. Please don't let Kemp hit this inning.
     
  49. captbunch

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    Routine inning.
     
  50. texasraider

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    Routine series win
     
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