Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. al1

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    Let's play the Royals until the end of time
     
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  2. El_Pato

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    That was a fun series
     
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  3. captbunch

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    And just like that, back to the most wins in baseball.
     
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  4. fucktx

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    gallo is going to the brewers
     
  5. al1

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    What's the rumored deal here?
     
  6. fucktx

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  7. texasraider

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    Gallo for Lucroy & a reliever
     
  8. * J Y *

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    Getting solid value for Gallo would be awesome.
     
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  9. fucktx

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    he's struck out like 12 straight times. he could be awesome but he scares the fuck out of me
     
  10. * J Y *

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    Yea too much of a gamble with that swing
     
  11. captbunch

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    I don't think they give up Gallo for anyone but a top line arm
     
  12. texasraider

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    That lineup tho
     
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  13. fucktx

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    Makes it about 100 times more likely the re-sign Desmond now
     
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  14. captbunch

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    No SP. but good other pieces.
     
  15. El_Pato

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    If Perez and Harrell can put in work like they did their last starts, then we should be ok especially with Colbra coming back
     
  16. * J Y *

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    I mean this lineup is making my sports pants tight, but we still need another starter. Are they banking on colbra coming back and putting the team on his back doe?
     
  17. captbunch

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    which catcher gets dropped. Wilson? Also, I'm guessing Alberto gets optioned to make room for Beltran.
     
  18. fucktx

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    Hamels is the one who's going to put the team on his back when it matters
     
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  19. al1

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    So we picked up Beltran and Lucroy

     
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  20. jltperson

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    I mean think about our rotations in 2010 and 2011. Is this rotation with a healthy Colby any worse than those? And the top 2 is significantly better.

    I'm trying to talk myself into it, but I do see why it makes sense to make other improvements if the pitching market was ridiculous
     
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  21. * J Y *

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    Damn hard to win a ship with a dud 3rd starter. Hopefully our bats are just enfuego but its still an uncomfortable situation.
     
  22. * J Y *

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    Are we going to make a better deal than this Sale option when Yu moves on?
     
  23. * J Y *

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    Actually asking. Have no clue.
     
  24. fucktx

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    The royals rotation last year even after Cueto wasn't any better than ours
     
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  25. al1

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    Bullpen is pretty salty. Could go with the Royals approach and rely on the bullpen to win games when Hamels/Darvish aren't going.
     
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  26. fucktx

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    This is sexy

    Choo -- RF/DH

    Desmond -- CF

    Beltran -- RF/DH

    Beltre -- 3B

    Mazara -- LF

    Lucroy -- C

    Odor -- 2B

    Moreland/Rua platoon -- 1B

    Elvis -- SS
     
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  27. jltperson

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    We need healthy Colby for the stretch run and then find a few quality starts out of the Perez/Griffin/Holland trio to ensure we win the division

    In the playoffs, we need healthy Colby
     
  28. fucktx

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    Yep that's exactly what they'll do.
     
  29. jltperson

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    Was wondering this, where the hell does profar play now?

    Could we platoon Mazara, he hasnt been hitting lefties at all, but neither has profar
     
  30. fucktx

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    Profar doesn't hit lefties either so fuck that. No way we platoon Mazara, ever.
     
  31. jltperson

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    Mazara is has two extra base hits against lefties this entire season

    Moreland has hit lefties significantly better than Mazara this year, why is it out of the question that we platoon him in september/playoffs?
     
  32. El_Pato

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    Put Prince on 60 day DL to make room for Beltran.

    Both Wilson and Holaday have been DFAd
     
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  33. fucktx

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    Thank god they both were garbage
     
  34. jltperson

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    I have no idea how we get profar in the lineup other than as a super utility guy
     
  35. fucktx

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    They'll trade him this offseason
     
  36. Soup

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    This was pretty great deadline. Wish we could have added stud sp in Profar/Gallo package.
     
  37. tradercane

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    Maybe you should have moved him for Moore or Odorizzi.
     
  38. jltperson

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    Thats what confuses me. After the Beltran deal, when they are finalizing the Lucroy deal, they have to know Profar is not going to have a spot. And they know he wants to be a full time SS. Seems like we could've included profar in the Lucroy deal and not had to give up a guy at the level of Ortiz.

    But thats assuming the Brewers valued Profar more than Brinson.
     
  39. dallasdawg

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    Lucroy could also DH and play 1B in a spot

    think you'll see Profar at 1B some too
     
  40. jltperson

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    I am so fucking excited for this lineup
     
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  41. dallasdawg

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    its pretty ridiculous
     
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  42. fucktx

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    Nah
     
  43. Soup

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  44. fucktx

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    Sign his ass to an extension this offseason. Extend Desmond. Throw fielder in the motherfucking trash can.
     
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  45. fucktx

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    Mmm mmm bitch

    A #Rangers lineup of... Lucroy Profar Odor Andrus Beltre Choo Desmond Mazara Beltran ...is batting .290/.340/.475 this season.
     
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  46. jltperson

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    Next year
    Lucroy - C
    Gallo 1b
    Odor 2b
    Beltre 3b
    Elvis SS
    Mazara LF
    DESMOND!!! CF
    Choo RF
     
  47. * J Y *

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    God fielder and choo are some dog contracts. Just think what we would look like right now if they played to their minimum value.
     
  48. * J Y *

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    Going to Friday and Sunday against the Stros :bzzzz:
     
  49. dump

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    Gallo?
     
  50. * J Y *

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    We sent him back to his shitty gas station vineyard.