The Arkansas Razorbacks: Home of the #1 SEC basketball program

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  1. Y84

    Y84 Diablo and Dr. Pepper

    Velda Rose mixed with sharing bj's with ths at the French Quarter? Got dam you must be some crusty fuckers!
     
  2. woo-pig

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    not to mention they eat at BK while in HS.
     
  3. ths

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    i dont care about any museums or anything. its going to be us getting a massage, her doing the spa thing for a day, and staying in a nice room and having lots of sex and getting wine drunk. any info on which of the spas are the best would be appreciated.
     
  4. ths

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    that weekend Mr Mortisay is talking about was one of the craziest of my life
     
  5. ths

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    i dont normally get down with BK but that 1am walk there was unforgettable
     
  6. woo-pig

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    american pickers is coming to my hometown and going to a friend of mines family business. Not sure when its airing but they will be there in three weeks.

    cool story bro
     
  7. Hogview

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    Where's your hometown?
     
  8. woo-pig

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    Gravel Ridge
     
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  9. Hogview

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  10. Deep dirt

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    From Macon myself.
     
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  11. woo-pig

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    you go to NP?
     
  12. bertwing

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    Arkansas WR coach George McDonald resigns and takes the OC job at Syracuse

    Fuck
     
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  13. woo-pig

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    well that was quick.... and e carolina is after randy shannon
     
  14. hogfan

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    Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
     
  15. Iron Mickey

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    welp lots of folks said the staff wouldn't stick together

    lol
     
  16. bertwing

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    Get out of here NP13
     
  17. NP13

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    :bird:
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  18. bertwing

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    youre the midget, fyi
     
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  19. woo-pig

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    dont see Shannon leaving for ecu dc job. it would be about 200k pay cut, and well its ecu. not to mention he turned down south fl dc job to come here
     
  20. woo-pig

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    barry lunney jr in as TE coach
     
  21. bertwing

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    Yeah pretty cool my old coach is now on the Arkansas staff. I actually still talk to him occasionally. That's a hell of a promotion for him
     
  22. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    From what I am hearing its a great addition. Plus HS coaches in Arkansas respect him and will connect with him.

    I like it.

    Now we need a WR coach from the Dallas area.
     
  23. bertwing

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    He's awesome with his players. He and his dad are the most respected coaches in the state. I have no doubt he'll do well recruiting.

    Agree we need someone with TX ties but not sure we'll get one. If we can find someone with a similar résumé to McDonald, ill be ecstatic.
     
  24. Hogview

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    Hey, y'all do me a favor. Get on YouTube and look up Hunter S Thompson. Watch the video that's over 50 minutes long. Good shit, trust me. Hell, I'm watching it for the 15th time right now.
     
  25. Hogview

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    Going duck hunting this weekend. Love to hunt with a $100 blunt in my mouth.
     
  26. bertwing

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    Wasn't his biography less than accurate? There was a thread on him the other day about his every day life that involved a ton of cocaine
     
  27. Hogview

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    He's in the whole video. Fucking awesome.
     
  28. VictorJ24

    VictorJ24 ACC, ACC, ACC!!!
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    We are really happy to have him. Apparently he is a good recruiter and he'll get another chance to coach Funderburk.
     
  29. bertwing

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    his resume speaks for itself. Great developer of talent and great recruiter. Hate to lose him even though we never really had him. He bounces around a ton, so I wouldn't expect him to be there long.
     
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  30. VictorJ24

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    Yeah, he's had 7 or 8 jobs in 11 years.
     
  31. RUskoolie

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    McDonald is had a good resume from what I remember but he is definitely a guy who is always looking for a better opportunity and will take it no matter how long he's been at his current role. He did a similar thing to Rutgers I think 3 years ago. We hired him from the Browns who looked like they were firing their HC. He was with us for a week and I think the Browns HC wasn't fired after all so he went back to them.
     
  32. bertwing

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    John L Smith is the new coach of your Fort Lewis College Skyhawks in Colorado
     
  33. Iron Mickey

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    sucks for them
     
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  34. bertwing

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    they were 0-10 last year so at least they'll be consistent
     
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  35. Iron Mickey

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    will hate that guy for the foreseeable future
     
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  36. bertwing

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    me too man, me too
     
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  38. bertwing

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    So that was me doing the halftime contest :welpseeyalater:
     
  39. Nostradumass

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    We're not a tournament team right now. But I think we are maybe a bubble team.
     
  40. woo-pig

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    didnt see it, did you suck it up?

    we're still shitty btw..
     
  41. bertwing

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    Pretty much. There was a wreck on 540 so I got there right at the tip. Me and my buddy had been drinking on the way there and before at his house. Right as I sit down a guy comes up and asks me if I want to do the halftime contest. I of course say yes. Then I spent the next 30 minutes nervous as fuck that I'm going to humiliate my drunk ass in front of 16,000 people.

    They sit you in a recliner that you have to recline in. You shoot a free throw, 3 pointer, and then half court in 30 seconds. Took me 8 motherfucking shots to make the recliner shot... finally I get up and drain my first three attempt, and as I'm running to half court to take my one attempt at the half court shot... Time runs out :(

    Won $250

    Here's a pic of me in action

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    Got to see a great game, fun experience, and had some :beerchug: with my buddy. Fun night
     
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  42. woo-pig

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    so the easiest shot gave you the most trouble..... what would you have won if you nailed em all
     
  43. bertwing

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    The recliner has like no spring in the back and you have to lean back. So the harder you shoot, the further back it reclines... Some carnie shit. Couple that with being under the influence and I'm just glad I didn't shit myself
     
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  44. 47 straight

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    shoulda played more HORSE growing up nigga
     
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  45. bertwing

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    I'VE MADE A 3 POINTER IN BUD WALTON ARENA IN FRONT OF 16000 PEOPLE... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE?!
     
  46. woo-pig

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    Pat bradley swag
     
  47. Gorgonian

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    Pretty sweet getting to do that. I'd love to have that shot, but mostly because I need the money.
    I've played the national anthem in bud walton in front of something more than capacity, though. No shit.
     
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  48. bertwing

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    I hope you were less :ohnoes: than I was
     
  49. Gorgonian

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    Came away with less cash, that's for sure.
     
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  50. hogfan

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    As of today, I am no longer married. I would be lying if I didn't say I have some fairly mixed emotions about this day.