The Taylor Swift IS Hot Thread 2.0

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  1. TheoB

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    #1051 TheoB, May 16, 2016
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  2. Open Carry

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    #1052 Open Carry, May 16, 2016
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  3. TheoB

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    #1053 TheoB, May 17, 2016
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  4. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Spin faster and get some aerodynamics going, goddamit.
     
    #1054 Constant, May 17, 2016
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  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I didn't know you were a Tenn fan too
     
    #1055 Daniel Ocean, May 17, 2016
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  6. CoastalOrange

    CoastalOrange Well-Known Member
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    We don't put mop handles up our butts, merely beer bongs. Sheesh. Get it right. It ain't gay cuz it's beer.
     
    #1056 CoastalOrange, May 18, 2016
  7. Cabs

    Cabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Not would you fuck her or not. Do you think she is attractive?
     
    #1057 Cabs, May 20, 2016
  8. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Which mod is merging all the threads? Knock yourself out on this one.
     
    #1058 Biff Bridges, May 20, 2016
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  9. BiMaleStripper

    BiMaleStripper Well-Known Member

    Her net worth makes her incredibly hot. I wish I could put a baby in her and have her carry it til birth
     
    #1059 BiMaleStripper, May 20, 2016
  10. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Normal person attractive? Yes.

    Celeb attractive? No.
     
    #1060 dblplay1212, May 20, 2016
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  11. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    We have a thread dedicated to this. The answer is yes.
     
    #1061 C A N E, May 20, 2016
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  12. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    This may have applied when she was a gangly pre-woman...she's objectively fine as hell now compared to any group.
     
    #1062 Teflon Queen, May 20, 2016
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  13. dblplay1212

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    I'm not saying she's ugly but she's several tiers below the top in celeb rankings.
     
    #1063 dblplay1212, May 20, 2016
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  14. bertstare

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    Lot of liars ITT claiming that they wouldn't want to smash this

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    #1064 bertstare, May 20, 2016
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  15. dblplay1212

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    Your reading comprehension is lacking. Nobody has said they wouldn't smash.
     
    #1065 dblplay1212, May 20, 2016
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    This board does NOT need two Taylor Swift threads.
     
    #1066 ~ taylor ~, May 20, 2016
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  17. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Fucking auburn fans
     
    #1067 dump, May 20, 2016
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  18. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Do not insult Taylor Swift itt. These niggas CRAYZAY
     
    #1068 TrustyPatches, May 20, 2016
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  19. TheoB

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    #1069 TheoB, May 21, 2016
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  20. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    #1070 Moxin24, May 26, 2016
  21. IanBoyd

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    #1071 IanBoyd, May 27, 2016
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  22. TheoB

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    Aww

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    #1072 TheoB, May 30, 2016
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  23. TheoB

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    #1073 TheoB, Jun 8, 2016
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  24. Constant

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    That's the best ass in the Nazi Party since Eva Braun.
     
    #1074 Constant, Jun 8, 2016
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  25. cyclist

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    #1075 cyclist, Jun 12, 2016
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  26. cyclist

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    #1076 cyclist, Jun 15, 2016
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  27. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    #1077 1, Jun 20, 2016
  28. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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    #1078 broken internet, Jun 23, 2016
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  29. Jax Teller

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    I'm retarded.
     
    #1079 Jax Teller, Jun 25, 2016
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  30. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    #1080 BP, Jun 25, 2016
  31. One Knight

    One Knight https://www.twitch.tv/thatrescueguy
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    what the hell am I looking at?
     
    #1081 One Knight, Jun 25, 2016
  32. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Taylor sans clothing
     
    #1082 undrtow, Jun 25, 2016
  33. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Yeah I dont think that is actually Taylor
     
    #1083 dump, Jun 25, 2016
  34. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    that's not actually Taylor you dumb dumbs
     
    #1084 joe-, Jun 25, 2016
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  35. ~ taylor ~

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    Is that Jim Gaffigan?
     
    #1085 ~ taylor ~, Jun 25, 2016
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  36. Gunners

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    I like Taylor but not sure how she pulled Tom Hiddleston
     
    #1086 Gunners, Jun 25, 2016
  37. ~ taylor ~

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    He's gay and she's a dude, right Celemo, DeToxRox, Artoo, etc?
     
    #1087 ~ taylor ~, Jun 25, 2016
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  38. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    The math works out...
     
    #1088 Celemo, Jun 25, 2016
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  39. undrtow

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    :itsrealtomedamnit:
     
    #1089 undrtow, Jun 26, 2016
  40. TheoB

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    #1090 TheoB, Jun 26, 2016
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  41. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    There's only 3 tiers.

    Would fuck unashamed
    Would fuck shamefully
    Would not fuck
     
    #1091 Soup, Jun 26, 2016
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  42. CoastalOrange

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    I only count 2 tiers. Would sex. Would not sex. She is clearly in the Would Sex category.
     
    #1092 CoastalOrange, Jun 26, 2016
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  43. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Essentially but tmb ratings are

    2 - would wife/tell friends about sex
    1- would fuck but not tell anyone
    0 - wouldn't fuck
     
    #1093 afb, Jun 26, 2016
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  44. Doug

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    If I was lucky enough to make sweet love to Ms Taylor I would get that shit tattooed on my forehead.
     
    #1094 Doug, Jun 26, 2016
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  45. Jax Teller

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    How pissed do you think she is about that video combined with the line about her in that song?
     
    #1095 Jax Teller, Jun 26, 2016
  46. cyclist

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    #1096 cyclist, Jun 26, 2016
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  47. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    1 should also include heavily intoxicated
     
    #1097 Redav, Jun 26, 2016
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  48. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Taylor Swift falls in the 2 category for me. I don't even care that no one would believe me if I didn't have video evidence.
     
    #1098 Shawn Hunter, Jun 26, 2016
  49. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    You forgot:

    3 - would poke holes in the condom and trap the bitch
     
    #1099 $P1, Jun 26, 2016
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  50. cyclist

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    #1100 cyclist, Jun 27, 2016
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