TMBSB Tournament Thread 2.0 2.0: Champions der Welt

Top Post updated with Table through 9 games.

 

How is my team so awful? No clean sheets, no wins. Balotelli might be a cancer.

 

I have a buddy that plays for St. Pauli, figured it would be good mojo

 

GAME WEEK 10

Young Boys 1 - Arsenal 0

Goals:
Young Boys - Vucinic


Yellow Cards:
Young Boys - Lahm, Vidic
Arsenal - Milner

Red Cards:
Young Boys - Lugano

Substitutions:
Young Boys - Malouda for Arshavin (48'), Vucinic for Tevez (72'), Frimpong for Carvalho (81')
Arsenal - Gamberini for Ferdinand (47'), Welliton for Torres (74'), Milner for Matuidi (82')

DC United 1 - Aberdeen 2

Goals:
DC United - Essien (69')
Aberdeen - Huntelaar (41'), Cristiano Ronaldo (87')

Yellow Cards:
DC United - Essien
Aberdeen - Mascherano

Substitutions:
DC United - Arteta for Pirlo (60'), Albiol for Badstuber (84')

Philadelphia Union 1 - AEK Athens 1

Goals:
Philadelphia - Ayew (33')
AEK Athens - Damiao (53')

Yellow Cards:
Philadelphia - Ayew
AEK Athens - Smalling

Substitutions:
Philadelphia - Gyan for Remy (46')

Aalborg 2 - Bohemians 3

Goals:
Aalborg - Gotze (42', 48')
Bohemians - Neymar (10'), Drogba (32'), Vertonghen (88')

Yellow Cards:
Aalborg - Ciani, Pepe

Substitutions:
Aalborg - Maggio for Vidal (46')
Bohemians - Vertonghen for Neymar (46'), Ramires for Samuel (68'), Johnson for Drogba (75')

Adelaide 2 - Feyenoord 2

Goals:
Adelaide - Pato (7'), Mata (84')
Feyenoord - Dzeko (9', 72')

Yellow Cards:
Adelaide - Marcelo, Fabregas
Feyenoord - Busquets

Substitutions:
Adelaide - Dante for Marcelo (50'), Juvetic for Pato (63'), Hernanes for M'Vila (77')
Feyenoord - Granero for Cazorla (59'), Gervinho for Toure (61')

St. Pauli 1 - Napoli 1

Goals:
St. Pauli - Balotelli (2')
Napoli - Bale (51')

Yellow Cards:
St. Pauli - Subotic
Napoli - Bale, Piszczek

Substitutions:
St. Pauli - van Bommel for Chicharito (46'), Johnson for M'Bia (63'), Valero for Balotelli (75')
Napoli - Marin for Hamsik (46'), Lewandowski for Sakho (59'), Sandro for Schweinsteiger (68')

Werder Bremen 1 - Roma 1

Goals:
Bremen - Xabi Alonso (40')
Roma - Rooney (89')

Yellow Cards:
Bremen - Abate, Menez

Red Cards:
Bremen - Abate

Substitutions:
Bremen - Rolando for Naldo (46'), Nilmar for Puyol (56'), Boateng for Menez (75')
Roma - Rooney for Adebayor (47'), Pjanic for Mexes (68')

Bayern Munich 1 - Borussia Dortmund 1

Goals:
Bayern - Pereira (48')
Dortmund - Gomez (2')

Yellow Cards:
Bayern - Anyukov, Lavezzi
Dortmund - Nesta

Substitutions:
Bayern - Sessegnon for Kaka (47')
Dortmund - Samba for Nesta (46')

INJURIES:
Arsenal - Luisao (Torn Hip Flexor)
Bayern Munich - Thomas Muller (LCL), David Silva (Broken Ankle), Alex Song (Broken Toe)
Napoli - Fernando Llorente (Torn Groin)
Feyenoord - Antonio Di Natale (ACL)
AEK Athens - Samuel Eto'o (ACL)
Young Boys - Florent Malouda (Torn Groin)
Philadelphia Union - Samir Handanovic (Torn Groin)
Aalborg - Christian Eriksen (Hyper-Extended Knee)

 

He was still injured. But not "out". Looks like I accidentally left him off the "out" list last week. Sorry.

 

yup.

 

GAME WEEK 11 (tne hates life... even more)


Arsenal 2 - Bayern Munich 2

Goals:
Arsenal - David Villa (28', 81')
Bayern - Pereira (30'), Benzema (68')

Yellow Cards:
Arsenal - David Villa, Richards, Matuidi
Bayern - Anyukov

Substitutions:
Arsenal - Eduardo for Ferdinand (49'), Welliton for Gamberini (74')
Bayern - Sessegnon for Kaka (47'), Lichtsteiner for Agger (70')

Borussia Dortmund 0 - Werder Bremen 0

Goals:
None

Yellow Cards:
Bremen - Puyol

Substitutions:
None

Roma 1 - St. Pauli 1

Goals:
Roma - Rooney (53')
St. Pauli - Walcott (62')

Yellow Cards:
Roma - Rooney, Sanchez
St. Pauli - Criscito

Substitutions:
Roma - Adebayor for Doumbia (46'), Pjanic for Young (65')
St. Pauli - Walcott for Iniesta (52'), Shawcross for M'Bia (84')

Napoli 1 - Adelaide 0

Goals:
Napoli - Bale (61')

Yellow Cards:
Napoli - Piszczek
Adelaide - Thiago Silva

Substitutions:
Napoli - Cahill for Kaboul (58')

Feyenoord 0 - Aalborg 1

Goals:
Aalborg - Schurrle (9')

Yellow Cards:
Aalborg - Schurrle, Cissokho

Red Cards:
Aalborg - Cissokho (70')

Substitutions:
Feyenoord - Andre Santos for Alex (60')
Aalborg - Maggio for Vidal (72')

Bohemians 3 - Philadelphia Union 1

Goals:
Bohemians - Xavi (9', 66'), Cahill (33')
Philadelphia - Forlan (57')

Yellow Cards:
Philadelphia - De Rossi, Howedes

Substitutions:
Bohemians - Vertonghen for Neymar (48'), Ramires for Samuel (65'), Johnson for Taiwo (71')
Philadelphia - Rafael for Farfan (49'), Koscielny for Kompany (61'), Felipe Melo for Suarez (71')

AEK Athens 1 - DC United 0

Goals:
Athens - Rossi (38')

Yellow Cards:
Athens - Maicon
DC United - van der Wiel

Red Cards:
DC United - van der Wiel (77')

Substitutions:
Athens - Santon for Lucio (46'), Montolivo for Motta (55'), Ganso for Damiao (72')
DC United - Albiol for Badstuber (49'), Sturridge for Higuain (64'), Arteta for Pirlo (65')

Aberdeen 1 - Young Boys 1

Goals:
Aberdeen - Nani (72')
Young Boys - Vucinic (86')

Yellow Cards:
Young Boys - Falcao, Lampard, Abidal

Red Cards:
Young Boys - Abidal (59')

Substitutions:
Aberdeen - Carr for Ranocchia (57'), Lopez for Huntelaar (70'), Matri for Cristiano Ronaldo (83')
Young Boys - Vucinic for Arshavin (65'), Inler for Carvalho (79')

INJURIES:

St. Pauli - Andres Iniesta (Torn Quad)
Bayern Munich - Thomas Muller (LCL), David Silva (Broken Ankle), Alex Song (Broken Toe), Daniel Agger (MCL)
Napoli - Fernando Llorente (Torn Groin)
Feyenoord - Tim Wiese (Torn Groin), Antonio Di Natale (ACL)
AEK Athens - Samuel Eto'o (ACL)
Young Boys - Florent Malouda (Torn Groin)
Philadelphia Union - Samir Handanovic (Torn Groin)
Adelaide - Alexandre Pato (ACL)

 

Yep. He was still "injured" but not out until now. I didn't put him back until he was 100%.

 

See above. It's like with Rooney earlier. They were injured, but not out (little bandaid marker instead of the ambulance or whatever that is). They are on the Bench... I haven't been putting guys back into starting lineups until they are 100%. I figured it was the best move.

 

Done.

 

The fact that the computer sees fit to sub him off for Sessegnon at the earliest opportunity is protecting him.

 

GAME WEEK 12 (I added Suspensions at the bottom, as lots of guys are accumulating Yellows... Table Update and Stats coming after Week 13)


Aberdeen 1 - Arsenal 1

Goals:
Aberdeen - Huntelaar (80')
Arsenal - Navas (82')

Yellow Cards:
Aberdeen - Nani, Gerrard
Arsenal - Matuidi

Red Cards:
Aberdeen - Gerrard (67')

Substitutions:
Aberdeen - Zieler for Lloris (50'), Carr for Ranocchia (79')
Arsenal - Eduardo for Ferdinand (47'), Welliton for David Villa (56')

Young Boys 3 - AEK Athens 0

Goals:
Young Boys - Tevez (19'), Falcao (47'), Vucinic (72')

Yellow Cards:
Athens - Lucas, Kroos

Substitutions:
Young Boys - Vucinic for Arshavin (46'), Pantillimon for Stekelenburg (73')
Athens - Ganso for Kroos (57')

DC United 2 - Bohemians 1

Goals:
DC United - Higuain (37', 50')
Bohemians - Cahill (35')

Yellow Cards:
DC United - Donovan, Chiellini
Bohemians - Vertonghen

Substitutions:
DC United - Albiol for Badstuber (47'), Sturridge for Higuain (58'), Arteta for Pirlo (82')
Bohemians - Vertonghen for Neymar (46'), Ramires for Samuel (73'), Elia for Hazard (80')

Philadelphia Union 1 - Feyenoord 0

Goals:
Philadelphia - Felipe Melo (62')

Yellow Cards:
Philadelphia - De Rossi

Substitutions:
Philadelphia - Felipe Melo for Ozil (47'), Koscielny for Kompany (53')
Feyenoord - Robinho for Dzeko (52')

Aalborg 1 - Napoli 0

Goals:
Aalborg - Dempsey (76')

Yellow Cards:
Napoli - Bale

Red Cards:
Napoli - Bale (65')

Substitutions:
Aalborg - Maggio for Ciani (54'), Dempsey for Schurrle (59'), Sinclair for van Persie (67')
Napoli - Lewandowski for Pazzini (46'), Marin for Krasic (74')

Adelaide 2 - Roma 1

Goals:
Adelaide - Jovetic (40', 88')
Roma - Doumbia (25')

Yellow Cards:
Adelaide - Ivanovic
Roma - Bender, Rooney

Substitutions:
Adelaide - Banega for Mata (50'), Hernanes for Fabregas (62'), Reus for Dante (63')
Roma - Pjanic for Mexes (51'), Coentrao for Pique (62'), Martin for Terry (68')

St. Pauli 1 - Borussia Dortmund 2

Goals:
St. Pauli - Hulk (32')
Dortmund - Kagawa (36'), van der Vaart (54')

Yellow Cards:
St. Pauli - Cambiasso, M'Bia
Dortmund - Ramos

Red Cards:
St. Pauli - Borja Valero (85')

Substitutions:
St. Pauli - Shawcross for Subotic (64'), Walcott for Johnson (79')
Dortmund - Samba for Nesta (46'), Gameiro for Gomez (66'), Holden for van der Vaart (74')

Werder Bremen 2 - Bayern Munich 1

Goals:
Bremen - Renato Augusto (29'), Ibrahimovic (77')
Bayern - Kaka (5')

Yellow Cards:
Bayern - Sessegnon

Red Cards:
Bayern - Pereira

Substitutions:
Bremen - Rolando for Naldo (57'), Nilmar for Puyol (61'), Boateng for Menez (71')
Bayern - Sessegnon for Kaka (54'), Lichtsteiner for Hummels (59')

INJURIES:

St. Pauli - Andres Iniesta (Torn Quad)
Bayern Munich - David Silva (Broken Ankle), Alex Song (Broken Toe), Daniel Agger (MCL)
Roma - Gerard Pique (LCL)
Napoli - Fernando Llorente (Torn Groin)
Feyenoord - Tim Wiese (Torn Groin), Antonio Di Natale (ACL)
AEK Athens - Samuel Eto'o (ACL)
Young Boys - Florent Malouda (Torn Groin)
Philadelphia Union - Samir Handanovic (Torn Groin), Vincent Kompany (Torn Quad)
Adelaide - Alexandre Pato (ACL)

SUSPENSIONS:

St. Pauli - Borja Valero
Bayern Munich - Alvaro Pereira
Roma - Wayne Rooney
Napoli - Gareth Bale, Lukasz Piszczek
Aberdeen - Stephen Gerrard
Adelaide - Thiago Silva

 

I like that there is no way anyone can accuse me of rigging it in my favor.

Sin,
Team with 6 points through 12 games

 

You have Muller back. What to do with him?

 

GAME WEEK 13 (The Invincibles pop the corks... Dortmund goes down)


Arsenal 1 - Werder Bremen 1

Goals:
Arsenal - Sneijder (7')
Bremen - Ibrahimovic (30')

Yellow Cards:
Arsenal - Matuidi
Bremen - Xabi Alonso

Substitutions:
Arsenal - Eduardo for Ferdinand (56'), Welliton for Richards (58'), Moutinho for Matuidi (68')
Bremen - Rolando for Naldo (54'), Nilmar for Puyol (73')

Bayern Munich 3 - St. Pauli 2

Goals:
Bayern - Marchisio (29'), Lavezzi (36'), Benzema (66')
St. Pauli - Di Maria (10'), Balotelli (86')

Yellow Cards:
Bayern - Hummels, Lichtsteiner
St. Pauli - Subotic

Substitutions:
St. Pauli - Balotelli for Chicharito (64'), Shawcross for Johnson (68')

Borussia Dortmund 0 - Adelaide 1

Goals:
Adelaide - M'Vila (52')

Yellow Cards:
Dortmund - Nesta, Veloso
Adelaide - Ivanovic

Substitutions:
Dortmund - Samba for Nesta (46')

Roma 2 - Aalborg 1

Goals:
Roma - Pastore (32', 68')
Aalborg - Pepe (14')

Yellow Cards:
Roma - Terry, Coentrao
Aalborg - Schurrle

Substitutions:
Roma - Pjanic for Mexes (58'), Martin for Bender (72')
Aalborg - Maggio for Schurrle (56'), Dempsey for Cissokho (69')

Napoli 3 - Philadelphia Union 1

Goals:
Napoli - Krasic (3'), Pazzini (49'), Marin (64')
Philadelphia - Remy (38')

Yellow Cards:
Napoli - Pedro
Philadelphia - Howedes

Substitutions:
Napoli - Sandro for Pedro (48')
Philadelphia - Felipe Melo for Ozil (47'), Gyan for Alves (61')

Feyenoord 1 - DC United 2

Goals:
Feyenoord - Dzeko (64')
DC United - van der Wiel (37'), Messi (49')

Yellow Cards:
Feyenoord - Busquets, Santi Cazorla

Substitutions:
Feyenoord - Santos for Bastos (46'), Gervinho for Toure (58')
DC United - Arteta for Pirlo (46'), Albiol for Badstuber (49'), Sturridge for Higuain (81')

Bohemians 2 - Young Boys 1

Goals:
Bohemians - Neymar (6'), Drogba (70')
Young Boys - Tevez (72')

Yellow Cards:
Bohemians - Rami
Young Boys - Thiago, Lampard

Substitutions:
Bohemians - Vertonghen for Neymar (47'), Ramires for Samuel (63')

AEK Athens 1 - Aberdeen 1

Goals:
Athens - Damiao (16')
Aberdeen - Cristiano Ronaldo (90')

Yellow Cards:
Athens - Maicon, Schmelzer, Motta

Substitutions:
Athens - Ganso for Aguero (47'), Smalling for Mertesacker (72')
Aberdeen - Carr for Ranocchia (50'), Lopez for Huntelaar (71'), Agbonlahor for Rafinha (74')

INJURIES:

Arsenal - David Villa (Torn Quad)
St. Pauli - Andres Iniesta (Torn Quad)
Bayern Munich - David Silva (Broken Ankle), Daniel Agger (MCL)
Roma - Gerard Pique (LCL), Ashley Young (Broken Rib)
Feyenoord - Time Wiese (Torn Groin), Antonio Di Natale (ACL)
AEK Athens - Samuel Eto'o (ACL)
Young Boys - Florent Malouda (Torn Groin)
Philadelphia Union - Vincent Kompany (Torn Quad)
Adelaide - Alexandre Pato (ACL)

SUSPENSIONS:

St. Pauli - Borja Valero
Bayern Munich - Alvaro Pereira
Roma - Wayne Rooney
AEK Athens - Maicon

 

INDIVIDUAL STATS THROUGH 13 GAMES:

GOALS:
1. Tevez - Young Boys - 8
2. Cristiano Ronaldo - Aberdeen - 7
2. Ibrahimovic - Werder Bremen - 7
2. Gomez - Borussia Dortmund - 7
2. Falcao - Young Boys - 7
6. van der Vaart - Borussia Dortmund - 6

ASSISTS:
1. Tevez - Young Boys - 7
2. van der Vaart - Borussia Dortmund - 5
2. Lavezzi - Bayern Munich - 5
4. van Persie - Aalborg - 4
4. Suarez - Philadelphia Union - 4

CLEAN SHEETS:
1. Stekelenburg - Young Boys - 5
1. Akinfeev - Borussia Dortmund - 5
1. Hart - Werder Bremen - 5
4. Casillas - Adelaide - 4
4. Diego Lopez - AEK Athens - 4

YELLOW CARDS:
1. Rooney - Roma - 5
1. Maicon - AEK Athens - 5
1. Thiago Silva - Adelaide - 5
1. Piszczek - Napoli - 5
5. 4 tied with 4

RED CARDS:
1. 20 tied with 1

 

Top Post updated with Table

 

Tevez dominating the league... and my team is putrid. Will I go winless? I can't even beat half of tne 's team

 

GAME WEEK 14

AEK Athens 1 - Arsenal 2

Goals:
Athens - Aguero (65')
Arsenal - Fernando Torres (20'), Welliton (54')

Yellow Cards:
Athens - Lucio, Schmelzer

Red Cards:
Arsenal - Ansaldi (73')

Substitutions:
Athens - Guarin for Lucas (48'), Ganso for Damiao (58')
Arsenal - Gamberini for Ferdinand (47'), Eduardo for Luisao (59')

Aberdeen 2 - Bohemians 0

Goals:
Aberdeen - Huntelaar (17'), Cristiano Ronaldo (67')

Yellow Cards:
Bohemians - Taiwo, Boateng

Substitutions:
Aberdeen - Lopez for Huntelaar (52'), Carr for Ranocchia (66')
Bohemians - Ramires for Rami (61'), Vertonghen for Samuel (63')

Young Boys 4 - Feyenoord 1

Goals:
Young Boys - Tevez (10'), Arshavin (30'), Thiago (57'), Vucinic (78')
Feyenoord - Toure (58')

Yellow Cards:
Feyenoord - Alex, Toure, Robinho

Substitutions:
Young Boys - Vucinic for Arshavin (46'), Henry for Carvalho (72')
Feyenoord - Van Buyten for Alex (46'), Robinho for Cavani (59'), Granero for Busquets (69')

DC United 1 - Napoli 0

Goals:
DC United - Messi (7')

Yellow Cards:
DC United - van der Wiel
Napoli - Piszczek, Sakho

Substitutions:
DC United - Arteta for Pirlo (48'), Sturridge for Higuain (51'), Albiol for Badstuber (69')
Napoli - Cahill for Baines (66')

Philadelphia Union 1 - Roma 2

Goals:
Philadelphia - Remy (5')
Roma - Doumbia (7'), Pastore (59')

Yellow Cards:
Philadelphia - Rafael
Roma - Mexes, Coentrao

Substitutions:
Philadelphia - Rafael for Farfan (65')
Roma - Pjanic for Bender (52'), Bender for Terry (61')

Aalborg 1 - Borussia Dortmund 1

Goals:
Aalborg - Godin (3')
Dortmund - Gomez (12')

Yellow Cards:
Dortmund - Nesta, Vermaelen

Substitutions:
Aalborg - Maggio for Ciani (52'), Dempsey for Pepe (53'), Tiote for Wilshere (67')
Dortmund - Holden for van der Vaart (60'), Samba for Nesta (64'), Parker for Kagawa (68')

Adelaide 1 - Bayern Munich 1

Goals:
Adelaide - Jovetic (7')
Bayern - Kaka (85')

Yellow Cards:
Adelaide - Marcelo
Bayern - Lichtsteiner

Substitutions:
Adelaide - Reus for Valencia (59'), Hernanes for Danny (61')
Bayern - Sessegnon for Hummels (60'), Kaka for Ba (63'), Marchisio for Anyukov (82')

St. Pauli 2 - Werder Bremen 1 (first win of the season! still last place!)

Goals:
St. Pauli - Podolski (8'), Criscito (89')
Bremen - Cole (57')

Yellow Cards:
St. Pauli - Johnson

Substitutions:
St. Pauli - Balotelli for Chicharito (46'), van Bommel for Hulk (83')
Bremen - Rolando for Naldo (48'), Nilmar for Puyol (66'), Boateng for Renato Augusto (84')

INJURIES:
Arsenal - David Villa (Torn Quad)
St. Pauli - Andres Iniesta (Torn Quad)
Bayern Munich - David Silva (Broken Ankle), Daniel Agger (MCL)
Borussia Dortmund - Alessandro Nesta (Sprained Ankle)
Roma - Gerard Pique (LCL), Ashley Young (Broken Rib)
Feyenoord - Tie Wiese (Torn Groin), Antonio Di Natale (ACL)
Bohemians - Neymar (Sprained Ankle)
AEK Athens - Samuel Eto'o (ACL)
Aberdeen - Andrea Ranocchia (Torn Hamstring)
Young Boys - Florent Malouda (Torn Groin)
Philadelphia Union - Vincent Kompany (Torn Quad)
Adelaide - Alexandre Pato (ACL)

SUSPENSIONS:
Arsenal - Cristian Ansaldi
AEK Athens - Maicon