Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    He was the best part of Congo.
    Except for the martini sipping gorilla, ofc
     
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  2. fuxstockings

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    Love his character in Grace & Frankie :ohgosh:
     
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  3. chuckmasterflex

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    Makes me sick we stopped making movies like this
     
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  4. Detlef Schrempf

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    Congo is a national treasure. I’ll watch that shit anytime it’s on
     
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  5. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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    AMY GOOD GORILLA
     
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  6. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Sticky pages huh?

    Sounds like someone just read Solomon's song of songs. A teaser:
    Screenshot_20240327-091200.png
     
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  7. El Tiburon

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    If actual Christians were involved in the printing, it was probably all the gay sex in Sodom and Gomorrah that had them losing control.
     
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  8. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    True. Sort of a signal when you take the time to describe the member size and ejaculate so specifically. Screenshot_20240327-091627.png
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    Sigh *unzip*
     
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  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  11. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Actual quote from the founder of googles ex wife who was fucking Elon Musk on why she’s no longer a dem

    ““The Democratic Party is supposed to be the party of compassion and peace, it is supposed to be the party of diplomacy and science,” she said. “While I know those ideals still abide within many Democrats, I want to point out that the party has lost its way. In its leadership, in its institutions, it has become interested in elitism, celebrity and winning at all costs, even if that means turning a blind eye on issues they all know to be true.”
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    Just has to get his cycles right
     
  13. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    polls vs actual elections…. Hmmmm
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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  15. Bruce Bowen

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    I'm not surprised but how is that legal on Waffle House's side? Deducting pay for maybe eating a meal maybe not?
     
  16. Redav

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    How tf does waffle house get away that? That's baffling
     
  17. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    So its totally NOT a coincidence that Trump gets his bond lowered. Then the next day, has his social media platform hit the NASDAQ and it overperform expectations.

    Right?
     
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  18. Fancy

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    STOP

    EATING

    MY SESAME

    CAKE
     
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  19. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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  20. angus

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  21. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Very interesting that once employees talk to one another they find this stuff out.

    almost like the corporate culture of not allowing that was designed on purpose
     
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  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  23. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  24. BellottiBold

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    I also just correct myself by saying "and" and then using the correct word.
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I want to make a superior race joke but it’s not coming to me
     
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  26. BudKilmer

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    lmao what in the world
     
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  27. Mix

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    There is no $ value that Waffle House employees aren't worth. That job is insane.
     
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  28. Nole0515

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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    The fuck
     
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  30. Bar None

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    Most would take this as a sign to think again before hitting that post button, but, for her, something tells me that's wishful thinking.
     
  31. Tug

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    Kurt Cobain has been dead for 30 years

    Edit: Nirvana brand? Does she not know it is a band?
     
  32. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  33. soulfly

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  34. Prospector

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  35. chuckmasterflex

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  36. NYGator

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    solid tweet of this picture.

     
  37. ohbluefan

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    I don’t know how “slock rocket” isn’t a thing
     
  38. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    There are some really dumb people out there judging by the replies to the NY Post tweet (and charlie kirk quote tweeting it, of course)





     
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  39. Illinihockey

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    So people don’t have to read the article, he sold his house for way more than it was appraised for
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    Everywhere is going to be different but if the tax assessed value of your home is more than what it would sell for, then something has gone wrong
     
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  41. Tug

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    It’s a good thing neither of them have any consequences then
     
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  42. Josey Wales

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    Ya Jon really should’ve done the states job and asked to pay more taxes. Not even close to what Trump did.
     
  43. Nole0515

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