Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. ned's head

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    It's at least PornHub, Redtube, Xhamster, Brazzers, and YouPorn in texas. I think there are a few others. Certainly not all porn, but enough to see that it wouldn't be hard to add more
     
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  2. Llama

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    All you guys pretending to not know which porn sites are blocked
     
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  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    What do you put in the search bar?
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “Creampie”. Duh
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  6. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    With TX out of the picture, user damand for step-relative porn is gonna plummet.
     
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  8. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Her face doesn't move?
     
  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  10. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    I've been hacked

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    #444861 ned's head, May 7, 2024
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  11. lazy bum

    lazy bum active consumer
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    She only has about 10% original parts.
     
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  12. bwi2

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    this guy traces his ancestry through 22 and me
     
  13. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    starting to get Bobby Jindal ads on twitter, so I guess he sees his opportunity now that puppy killer told everyone she kills dogs for kicks
     
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  14. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    24 and me*
     
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  15. Prospector

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  16. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    What is this pron you speak of?
     
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  17. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Missed a golden retort.

    "Are you implying Americans don't care about puppies?"
     
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  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    @moderators please remove this hippo violation, I did not ask to be doxxed for being a patriot.
     
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  19. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    And I'd like to see how Donald Trump's hair would do in a blizzard!
     
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  20. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    “Also please control the farting. This is a shared space.”
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’m in Cali my Texas porn site blockage ignorance is bliss
     
  22. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    There's so much porn. Just infinite porn on every site. Are people seriously like "well that's all there is to see on pornhub let's see what's on redtube?"
     
    #444874 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, May 7, 2024
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  23. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I think a large chunk of their library has been removed in recent years with the shift in content production and rights ownership.
    Then there was the purge of unverified user content to help weed out the stuff produced via trafficking or other nefarious means.
     
  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I am going to go research how many new videos are on pornhub today.
     
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  25. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Look at this overachiever out here doing God's work by going above and beyond. Tyfys
     
  26. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    What the hell are y'all talking about?
     
  27. CoastalOrange

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    SpankBang for NC, which is blocked even here in SC since I assume there is digital routing through NC.
     
  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I teturn now with news that it's alot.
     
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  29. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

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  30. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    [​IMG]
     
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  31. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    This is pretty interesting

     
  32. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    This guy sounds like a Phil Steele magazine
     
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  33. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Kristi Noem’s publisher nixed puppy-killing story two years ago, but South Dakota Republican literally could not let the dead dog lie
    Kristi Noem’s previous publishing team actually saved her from the PR gravel pit two years ago, when they convinced her to leave the disturbing puppy killing story on the cutting room floor of her first book. Politico noted that Noem actually included the story in a draft of her first book, 2022’s Not My First Rodeo: Lessons From the Heartland, but it was ultimately cut after her team at Hachette’s Twelve imprint warned her that "puppy killer" was not going be a good look. Then as now, Noem thought the story of her shooting Cricket, a poorly behaved 14-month-old German wirehaired pointer, would be a resonant anecdote showing her toughness and refusal to bend to "political correctness." Unfortunately for Noem, her decision two years ago to leave the metaphorical shotgun in the closet didn't stop the vice presidential hopeful from resurrecting the poor bird dog only to shoot Cricket all over again in the pages of her upcoming memoir, No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward — likely burying her chances to be Donald Trump’s running mate along with the poor pup.
     
  34. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Thank you for your service
     
  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I feel like correctly picking 9/10 of the last presidential elections isn't actually that hard
     
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  36. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    But was your miss actually right?!
     
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  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Then why didn’t you do it?
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Isn’t he in jail?
     
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  39. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    For stealing money from Stormy Daniels.
     
  40. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I believe we read that he was last week. Seems like Trump's legal team were considering using his testimony or some shit
     
  41. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    #when15minutesaren't enough
     
  42. Jax Teller

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    Is there any realistic chance Cannon gets removed from the bench for these blatant acts?
     
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  43. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    :leo:
     
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  44. Deep dirt

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    Eat Arby’s, Fren
     
  45. ned's head

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    That's like telling someone who doesn't get any of the big networks that they're fine because they have the evangelical and home shopping channels.
     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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