what time of day do you shower

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Taques, Jul 2, 2023.

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when do you shower

  1. morning shower

    52.3%
  2. evening shower

    18.1%
  3. both

    29.5%
  1. Taques

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  3. VaxRule

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  4. dukebuckeye

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    I work out late a night most nights, so evenings.
     
  5. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I shower in the morning, then in the afternoon after I workout. I don’t wash my hair in the afternoon shower
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's her shower, not yours
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    I work from home. Lift at 545am. Take kid to school. Usually walk dog and/or ride a bike in the afternoon, then I shower.

    Stand up at work so I don't really ever "feel" nasty or like I'm sitting in my grossness. I'm also not really too stinky
     
  8. electronic

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    I’m bi-shower friendly.
     
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  9. $P1

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    Both in the summer...need a morning shower to wake up, but I can't go to bed grimy if I've been sweating outside
     
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  10. fish

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    In the morning after BM, another quick rinse before bed.
     
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  11. Drew Swinney Esq

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    I wfh so the daily timing can get off. Usually first thing in the morning, sometimes nights which is usually a 2nd shower of the day. Shower after exercising. Unless I’m camping I don’t go longer than morning day 1 to before bedtime on night 2 between showers.
     
  12. TrustyPatches

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    Both. The morning shower is just to make me function and is quick and sometimes cold
     
  13. Simon Templar

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    4a - wake up
    4:05 - let dogs out back to piss
    4:15 - workout
    5:45 - prayer / Bible study
    6:15 - am walk
    7:15 - shower / day prep
    7:45 - wake wife
    8 - work
    12 - lunch
    1 - nap
    2 - work?
    4 - pm walk
    5 - prep dinner
    6 - dinner
    7 - stretch
    8 - pm shower / read
    9 - bed

    I’m a little neurotic with my scheduling
     
  14. Fuck this

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    Normally after dinner
     
  15. NineteenNine

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  16. ARSENAL

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    It varies depending on the schedule for the day. But always before I go do something in which decent clothes are needed
     
  17. devine

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    If I’m working in the office that day I take one before work and one before bed

    if I’m WFH I take one on my lunch break and one before bed
     
  18. lfriend

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    After I get out of the hot tub at night.
     
  19. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    High noon on the dot
     
  20. GoodForAnother

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    where my evening shower kings at
     
  21. Taques

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    i have added “both” to the options please vote and re-vote accordingly
     
  22. jcb-r

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    I workout in the mornings, so always in the AM. I'll ocassionally take a quick shower before bed as well if I feel gross.
     
  23. wes tegg

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    Always in the morning, and most (75%+) nights.
     
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  24. Eathan Edwards

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    330am
    9am
    6-7pm
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    I take them whenever
     
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  26. Emma

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    Morning and most nights
     
  27. fuxstockings

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    As many as possible without being weird, but I couldn't survive without that am shower wakeup.
     
  28. kinghill

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    I'm headed to the shower right now. Crazy.
     
  29. VaxRule

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    I feel really dirty after she pays me.
     
  30. beist

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    Around 10:30. Earlier if I have an important zoom. Work from home rocks.
     
  31. Bruce Bowen

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    I think I average 1.8 showers a day
     
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  32. Redav

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    Had no idea so many people were taking multiple showers a day
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Unless you're working out multiple times a day, do these folks become a gross mess sitting around at work?

    We extra sweaty with all our hormone dis-regulation?
     
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  34. HoosDaMan

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    This is how the Idaho murderer started.
     
  35. AHebrewToo

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    Go let your dogs back inside you monster!!
     
  36. dump

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  37. AHebrewToo

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    After I run. Usually around 3pm. Unless my workday is out of control, in which case it is closer to 10pm.
     
  38. electronic

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    I take like a 60 second rinse on days that I feel gross or workout.
     
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  39. GoodForAnother

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    some of you guys don’t have to shower this much
     
  40. ARSENAL

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    mine would say:

    4a - wake up
    4:02 - fuck that and fall back asleep
     
  41. Simon Templar

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    I’ve had the alarm set for 4 for so long I’m normally up before it naturally now.
     
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  42. jbr

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  43. THF

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    We talking golden or regular?
     
  44. Bruce Bowen

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    Workout in am, shower
    Shower before bed
     
  45. Funshot Residue

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    For the love of God think of the aquifers lads!
     
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  46. Name P. Redacted

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    I’m very disgusting
     
  47. Chumbolone

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    Multiple.

    I need a shower to wake up. Need a shower after midday workout. Shower before bed.
     
  48. texasraider

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    I said both because I don’t regularly do either except I always shower before going into the office.

    Summer time in Texas it’s usually two showers sometimes three.

    I’m OCD/autistic about being dirty. Especially my hands. I probably wash my hands 20-30 times per day
     
  49. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Some of you guys probably need to shower more
     
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  50. Chipper>Jeter

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    Does the swimming pool count?