Worst tweets of all time

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  1. Boo MFer!

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  2. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Oh it’s been spun
     
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  3. Boo MFer!

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  4. Can I Spliff it

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  5. Boo MFer!

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  6. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    1. That didn't happen?

    2. "Or drive an EV" We are so fucked
     
  7. IV

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    It definitely didn’t happen because $100 dollars isn’t enough to do jack shit
     
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  8. JonathanCoachman

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    I don’t have a single post to share and if I did I wouldn’t because it’s bad etiquette, but there’s an entire genre of Twitter posts that I find to be…icky. A couple of high profile pornstars died recently and there are endless posts of dudes saying they’re sad and sharing a favorite video clip of the late pornstar following the expression of grief.

    It must be so weird to the people who actually knew the late pornstars.
     
  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    posting rightwing engagement trolling is not the point of the thread, fellas
     
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    For that penultimate tweet
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

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  12. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Kid obviously lied to get a g or contribute toward an 8 ball.
     
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  13. Can I Spliff it

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    History is full of posters
     
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  14. Biship

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  15. Nug

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    cumspangler is my favorite
     
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Who was he replying to?
     
  17. Boo MFer!

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  18. ndpat3130

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    In honor of Peter king retiring, here is the greatest worst tweet of all-time:

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  19. Can I Spliff it

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    Marxist-islamist huh
     
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  20. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    no doubt the concentrated crazy featured in every single one of this person's tweets could be featured in this thread, but this one, in particular, caught my eye
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  21. Tobias

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    #1922 Tobias, Feb 27, 2024
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2024
  22. Boo MFer!

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    Is that Sterling A’s gf?
     
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  23. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Vaxed?
     
  24. Nug

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    best tweets of all time
     
  25. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I think that's her point.

    chem trails and vaccines are killing all the children. She blobs out the worst conspiracy theories in the history of the human race to her 370,000 followers (plus all her promoted tweets from other similar wackjobs with giant follower numbers) on a daily basis.
     
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  26. ashy larry

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    saw the thread bumped and expected to see the “you can’t even hijack planes anymore” tweet
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Tobias

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    thanks to the woke mob, we can’t even do 9/11 anymore without some woman nagging us to stop
     
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  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Well there go my birthday plans.
     
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  30. JonathanCoachman

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    I highly recommend the book “Doppelganger” by Naomi Klein. It’s about Naomi Wolf’s (Klein and Wolf are frequently thought to be the other by people) descent to insanity.
     
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  31. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    That's a pretty fantastic idea for a book

    edit, need to write a book about my doppelganger

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    #1933 timo, Feb 27, 2024
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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    Naomi Klein is definitely one of our best public intellectuals.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    I thrown Molotovs but I am built different
     
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  34. The Blackfish

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    let me introduce you to this months Book Club book

    https://www.the-mainboard.com/index...r-by-naomi-klein-or-was-it-naomi-wolf.185146/
     
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  35. Can I Spliff it

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  36. ~ taylor ~

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    Had to scroll back up to be sure it wasn't Whammy
     
  37. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    yea fuck the 25,000 character limit
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

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  39. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    That guy didn’t understand Schindler's List at all (and I think it’s safe to say it wasn’t bc he was making out during it)
     
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  40. beerme

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    I think we found the original incel. He’s like a vampire, all incels trace their origin to the original
     
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  41. Can I Spliff it

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  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I think I was watching a different Schindlers List than that guy
     
  43. bigred77

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    Can I change the title under my username to "spiritual lesbian"
     
  44. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Men who claim they don’t eat pussy based on it being “unmanly” are the softest of bitches. Fucking Charmin
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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    Guys is it gay to make a girl cum!?
     
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  46. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Trick question. Girls can’t cum. Next.
     
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “ITS ACTUALLY JUST PEE!”