*** EPL 2023-2024: Calling 5-0 to hold the boys in blue accountable

VARsenal

 

I hate when dirty cheating gets rewarded

 

yes, good thing the refs didn't award Spurs for flopping in the box.

 

Kulusevski absolutely got clipped in the box, incredible

 

I didn't see contact with Trossard. Looked like he clipped his own heel, but could have missed it

 

I thought Tottenham was supposed to be good

 

Trossard’s knee. No intent. Still a definitive penalty.

 

Ball in air, White elbowing, clear offensive pass interference

 

if so, yeah.

 

standing. gk gotta do better there.

 

Cry some more Peter/Lee Dixon

 

Do not doxx me

 

why did you think that

 

It pains me, but upon review, I agree with VAR

 

An extremely poor decision – no penalty given – which we simply cannot accept. We warned the mods that Jorts is an Arsenal fan before the game but they didn’t threadban him. Our patience has been tested multiple times. TMBCOYS will now consider its options.

 

I appreciate your commitment, unlike Kulu's to stay on his feet

 

He learned the lesson from the first half, you won’t get a damn thing if you try to soldier through a challenge.

 

What was that lol

 

What a gorgeous team move

 

Not sure if you’ve noticed but im not the brightest lol

 

I’m looking forward to that trial for keeper rules about falling over for time wasting.

 

Gunners can we not do this

 

Fastest VAR process in history?

 

Let’s goooo spurs!

 

This is our second penalty given all season.

Can this penalty count for two goals since they fucked the first one?

 

Richarlison is such a dick lol

 

*On the field*

 

Penalties resulting from literally getting kicked in the testicles should def count for more than one

 

Two balls next to each other on the spot. It’s just fair.

 

Damn, Van de Ven is fast as fuck

 

Fuck y’all, gg

 

So Havertz pushes someone in the back for a goal.

I was told that's a foul yesterday

 

My million pound coaching idea: when keepers go up they should just pretend to be the opposing team’s keeper to confuse everyone and create a goal out of the chaos.

 

Gallant Knight pool would have to blow a +26 gd lead to finish fifth. Definitely possibly with this cooked squad, though.

 

Never in doubt naturally

Spoiler

fuck you for the stress Raya

 

Surprised that wasn’t called a back pass on Akanji

 

Are you serious with that?

 

oh dear god Wood

 

Slightly behind him

 

Shocker

 

Jfc Forest

 

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY NOT SCORE THERE

 

Wtf

 

Chris Wood is a closet City fan. Pass it on.

 

Sleeper agent