off the bat i thought it was 500’ and then the way he threw his bat down i thought he was mad that he had missed a hanger. then they zoomed back out and i realized oh he did hit it 500’
it’s still april. no need to throw your closer 3 days or whatever in a row this early. brought in one of the best relievers in baseball and he gave up a bomb. it happens. bigger issue was the absolute no show at bats from matt and austin in the 7th with oz at 2nd
I spoke with a DoorDash driver in an Acuña jersey and Braves hat this morning at the Phenix City Chick-fil-a, and he assured me there’s nothing to worry about.
These nerds were saying similar shit about Ronnie’s power this time last year. “Uh I poured through the data and extrapolated” get wrecked jabroni
no one hates the nerds more than me but he had 4 homers last year at this time. it’s a legit concern (that me and lou will fix by way of intense bullying)
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It’s incredible content. ashy larry got 13 chicken nuggets in his order of a dozen from Chick Fil A today.
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