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“Every single solitary time I buy something at Publix they flap the receipt in my face” truly sounds like a Tim Robinson sketch.

 

I got flapped in the face by a dog

 

On another note, people that hold up the line to reorganize their purse/wallet deserve to have the receipt flapped in their face

 

Max seems like a good neighbor

 

Is there a code in the underlined letters?

Spoiler

Vaxxed?

 

Please tell me this is a picture of a letter you received and not a random one from the internet

 

Why are some of the first letters of each word underlined with a highlighter?

 

MOLFWJNTTOCIYCZN

 

sadly not mine.

Received a Nextdoor notification from it...its from a neighborhood about 5 miles away.

The nextdoor commentors have sluethed it is a renter and further assume he is probably just special needs.

Either way, its the best invite i've ever seen. Could be on the Onion etc.

 

Are you going or not?

 

what’s special needs about wanting to enjoy some chicken and Coke Zero with your neighbors?

 

That's somebody's grandpa and he seems like he knows how to party.

 

It's probably unavailable to you but its up to 85 comments .

https://nextdoor.com/p/t4x__7p95kB5?view=detail

 

If I was in Benbrook I would totally be there

 

Sounds like the name of one of Trump's Covid treatments.

 

Update: the post was at 116 comments before someone turned it off.

 

Poor Max

 

This is sad :(

 

Around here I would guess that was done by deer

 

Dmn

damn. My neighbors only want to clean out my HVAC vents and trash cans. You’ve got yourself some premium neighbors that can clean your soul.

 

Behold this

 

Entrepreneurial

 

From my neighborhood group on fb

 

Ryan, you dropped the perfect setup for an, “I found Shrimp…..IN MY PANTS!”

 

solid week of outdoor meat cooking in the front yard

 

Hopefully the bird found a better home.

 

You live in Ossining? That's where Don Draper lived

 

No. East of there. I put the smiley because it shows where your house is compared to the complaint.

I will say I tried buying a house in a ton of those river towns. But Ossining schools are not good for the steep taxes. But If you're ever in the that area the waterfront restaurants in any of those river towns are great to visit. Ossining, Tarrytown, Irvington, Dobbs all have great date night places.