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  1. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    That's is what Boromir says to Aragorn in lord of the rings when he is shot full of arrows like her dress
     
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  2. Seavie

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    Straight to jail.
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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  4. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    pretty sure I was at that show or he wears the same shirt to each set
     
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  5. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  6. Gonff

    Gonff Prince of Mousethieves
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    Lots of guys have set shirts that they wear repeatedly. Idk if Corpsegrinder does that though.
     
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  7. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    I'm admittedly not a Cannibal Corpse aficionado but I sent it to a buddy who went to the show with me and he agreed that the bouncers looked like the guys who caught us. But it does seem unlikely.
     
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  8. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Hot ice.

     
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  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The funniest post I’ve seen Tony do is where he’s doing an interview and says he goes in like 3-4 dates a week
     
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  10. buckwild

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  11. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    No kink shaming here, but this is something.



    I guess what this MMA dude was responding to was deleted. But it was some MMA chick trashing him. Screenshot of his tweet below.

    EA7EE98E-539E-496C-8DBB-0837E4B031A1.jpeg
     
  12. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  13. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Is ‘Cotton Eyed Joe’ problematic? My 10 year old and his friends, the majority of which are minorities, sing it all the time. I always tell them to stop because it sure as hell sounds problematic to me and makes me uncomfortable.
     
  14. Tug

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  15. Redav

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    I had no idea it was racist tbh
     
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  16. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I don't really know the lyrics though
     
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  17. Truman

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    All I can come up with is "where did you come from, where did you go? something something cotton eyed joe"
     
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  18. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    teach them Union Dixie, it goes pretty hard

    Away down South in the land of traitors
    Rattlesnakes and alligators
    Right away (right away)
    Come away (come away)
    Right away (right away)
    Come away (come away)
    Where cotton's king and men are chattels
    Union boys will win the battles
    Right away (right away)
    Come away (come away)
    Right away (right away)
    Come away (come away)
    We'll all go down to Dixie, away, away
    Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
    Away (away)
    Away (away)
    We'll all go down to Dixie
    Away (away)
    Away (away)
    We'll all go down to Dixie
     
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  19. Eathan Edwards

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    Crows are no joke man.

     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    I would have never guessed a song about a character named “cotton-eyed” Joe, popularized in modern culture by a band named Rednex, would have racist undertones.
     
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  21. CoastalOrange

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    I honestly never think abt the song until it's playing briefly during some sort of sporting event. Then it's out of my mind as soon as it ends.
     
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  22. Hank Scorpio

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  23. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Think many people don’t realize Cotton Eyed Joe was some old time Southern folk song. Then some Swedish group turned it into a dance anthem.
     
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  24. Redav

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    Yeah that's why it was not something I considered as it was like European guys doing the song
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm reading the lyrics to Cotton-Eye Joe and I'm having a tough time spotting the racism.
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    “The only reason I asked you to peg me is because you have bad feminine hygiene” is one way to spin it
     
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  27. seanofthedead86

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  28. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    really want to watch this but I don’t have instagram
     
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  29. seanofthedead86

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    You should get Instagram
     
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  30. WillySaliba

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    It’s so expensive, that’s why I don’t have it.
     
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  31. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Stop being poor :idk:
     
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  32. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Hang it in the Louvre for real
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Figured out who this guy reminds me of

     
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  35. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    My eyes immediately look for collar gap now
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Damn, he reads the board
     
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  37. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  38. Albums

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    This page reminded me of this old meme IMG_2951.jpeg
     
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  39. Nug

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    Ouch
     
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  40. Redav

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    I looked them up and he mostly says the same thing over and over
     
  41. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  42. buckwild

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  43. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Those are updated lyrics. Like many antebellum folk songs, the lyrics have changed over the years. Here are the lyrics from a version from 1882 when it was a famous minstrel song in Texas:

    Cotton-eyed Joe, Cotton-eyed Joe,
    What did make you sarve me so,
    Fur ter take my gal erway fum me,
    An' cyar her plum ter Tennessee?
    Ef it hadn't ben fur Cotton-eyed Joe,
    I'd er been married long ergo.

    His eyes wuz crossed, an' his nose wuz flat,
    An' his teef wuz out, but wat uv dat?
    Fur he wuz tall, an' he wuz slim,
    An' so my gal she follered him.
    Ef it hadn't ben fur Cotton-eyed Joe,
    I'd er been married long ergo.

    No gal so hansum could be foun',
    Not in all dis country roun',
    Wid her kinky head, an' her eyes so bright,
    Wid her lips so red an' her teef so white.
    Ef it hadn't ben fur Cotton-eyed Joe,
    I'd been married long ergo.

    An' I loved dat gal wid all my heart,
    An' she swo' fum me she'd never part;
    But den wid Joe she runned away,
    An' lef' me hyear fur ter weep all day.

    O Cotton-eyed Joe, O Cotton-eyed Joe,
    What did make you sarve me so?
    O Joe, ef it hadn't er ben fur you,
    I'd er married dat gal fur true.
     
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  44. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    That is hard to read and does seem racist
     
  45. Saul Shabazz

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    should see em in person

    Ortho's are maniacs
     
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  46. Drown ‘Em

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    There’s a version from 1925 which uses the first syllable of the n word as part of the lyrics.
     
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  47. Redav

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    What a bizarre thing for a group from Sweden to latch onto. Now I think they're sus as hell
     
  48. Saul Shabazz

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    well it is one of the oldest white ass countries around
     
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