Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. a.tramp

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    If you have to go, and living in Dallas it happens about once every 2-3 years in my circles, the play is just margs and apps. Plenty of better options for Tex-Mex or Mexican food here.
     
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  2. steamengine

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    I forgot they have Taco Bueno and Joe T Garcias as well
     
  3. texasraider

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    Don’t you dare talk bad about taco bueno
     
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  4. fattus

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    Buc-ee’s is fucking awesome.
     
  5. NineteenNine

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    I’m not mad at you, just disappointed.
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's crazy how big of a culture thing it's become for fat hogs (I still like Buc-ee's). Two christmases ago we took a road trip from Atlanta to Austin and then back. We stopped at the one we used to go to a bunch when we lived in Austin at Bastrop. There was an actual line just to take a picture with the inflatable beaver out front.
     
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  7. ned's head

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    It shouldn't be surprising that texans have to get excited about a gas station. There's quite literally nothing better around
     
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  8. steamengine

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    What about great wolf lodge
     
  9. Bruce Bowen

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    I'm a buccees apparel aficionado, try to kop a shirt every time I go. This one is my favorite
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    I wanted this one bad but didn't have my size when I saw it
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  10. Starscream

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    I have never been to this establishment and have never needed a reason until seeing those shirts. Now planning my vacations around buccees routes
     
  11. steamengine

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    I went to the original on the way to the beach last month. It’s hilarious what a piece of shit it is compared to what they build now.
     
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  12. toddzo

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    lol Dfw Tex Mex is so bad, can’t believe there are defenders
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    Did a rehearsal dinner at a DFW Tex Mex joint. It was decent and they got me very drunk.
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    The Bucees near Florence SC had traffic on I95 backed up for miles last 4th of July
     
  15. NineteenNine

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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
  16. texasraider

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    It is factual that dfw Tex mex is very bad
     
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  17. Lyrtch

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    Was Joe t Garcia's but ninfas was definitely better
     
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  18. texasraider

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    Joe T’s atmosphere is a 10 food is a 3
     
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  19. steamengine

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    It’s really just the lack of respect for the importance of creamy green salsa with your complimentary chips that sets it back.
     
  20. Clemson327

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    It’s quite literally the perfect spot from a business standpoint being able to collect folks coming to Myrtle from 95N and 95S. It’s a horrible spot if you’re traveling through there.
     
  21. toddzo

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    Do people eat there sober?
     
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  22. texasraider

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    Not me
     
  23. fattus

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    I bought this one.

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  25. ned's head

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    I hate this place. I guess the one positive about only working with republicans is that it's unlikely any of their stupid ideas will ever get passed though.

     
  26. dump

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    Wow look at everyone shopping at a woke grocery store
     
  27. steamengine

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    All they’re doing is making it more likely Phelan gets reelected
     
  28. bigred77

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    Pitchers of vodka margaritas got me pretty good a a rehearsal dinner once too
     
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  29. Lyrtch

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    Chips and salsa and cocktails is undefeated
     
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  30. TAS

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    Until you can't get thru half of your $30 fajitas because you went too hard in the paint on chips :donotwant:
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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  32. WhiskeyDelta

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  33. fattus

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    What the fuck is a vodka margarita?
     
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  34. bigred77

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    It's a margarita made with vodka, avi
     
  35. ned's head

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    I'm sure the faculty senate thing will have all kinds of fuckery

     
  36. fattus

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    Huh
     
  37. kezarmyaj

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    he seems to have left off 'fuck off and die' very curious.
     
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  38. John McGuirk

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    Fuck you, Dan
     
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  39. lunchbox

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    Please come after delta 8/9 and accelerate this purple state
     
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  40. steamengine

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    Every Republican I know in this state eats gummies like, well, candy.
     
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  41. ned's head

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    While I appreciate the thought, I hope they kindly stay the fuck away because I will never believe that a majority of these assholes will ever vote D to make it happen.
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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    Dallas.
     
  43. Redav

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    Wooo boy. Good luck with that one.
     
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That's the least shocking thing honestly, I was shocked at being able to get them in Georgia for such a long time.
     
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  45. Gallant Knight

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    If that passes the amount of weed I’ll bring back from vacations will probably be enough for me to catch a felony
     
  46. ned's head

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    Only takes a gram of concentrates and edibles, so you'd check that box with virtually anything
     
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  47. steamengine

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    New Mexico annual gdp will triple
     
  48. NineteenNine

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    I mean, if they eliminate all property taxes, it’ll have to be replaced with something. Probably a *gasp* income tax.
     
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  49. El_Pato

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    If these assholes would spend some of that surplus on Education, then maybe districts wouldn't have to ask for bonds every two years