Everything that has been posted is 100% my neighborhood. I don't even know where to begin. My wife and I bought a house and flipped it in the historic part of town. We do not really fit in with those type of people but did it because it has the best schools and we got an incredible deal on the house we flipped. There is closed facebook group that someone added my wife to and it's the most ridiculous shit. Full of catty middle aged women who sit at home all day and gossip. We have a couple of friends that we vent to at least once a week at the stupid shit they post. - Our house was broken into once and the news story went viral around town. Someone posted it on the facebook page and our old pastors bitch ass wife immediately lashed out at us for keeping our dog crated all day. She's some over the top animal lover. She watched the video clip that was edited and heard our dog barking at the intruder but since she couldn't see him, she assumed that he was locked up. He was actually just out of the camera view. I don't have facebook but my friend got on there and told he she was very judgmental for a pastors wife. She's a notorious bitch who is also the cat lady and feeds about 50 stray cats around town. No one likes he and he proceed to tell her that. - There was a crime spree last month and the women post all the time about some black or Mexican walking through the neighborhood. Another one will then reply urging them to call the police. They then go back and for and bitch that the cops don't do anything about them. I know they have to be voting for Trump in November. - A new house was going up and a group of people complained because it was a vinyl exterior. This was my absolute favorite one. My neighbor has a nice vinyl house with an immaculate lawn and about gave himself a stroke when he read the posts. - One woman complaining that a house on the corner is keeping bees. Then ongoing debates over bees, bees stinging kids, bees dying, etc... Other posts: "Anyone else having electrical surges?" "Does anyone know why there are always random people sitting in their vehicles at James Allen Playground? Yes, I know it's public and they have a right, but some of these people make it uncomfortable to be there alone with a child." "Caucasion man on bicycle, disheveled, middle age, grayish / light brown messy hair under hat, has been on my street (East Carolina Ave.) on and off all day. My daughter informed me that he sat by our mailbox early this AM when she picked up our newspaper, and was there again at noon when she returned from running errands. Both times he stared intently at her, eyes following her up our driveway. I was gone all afternoon but returned at 4:30 to find him riding up and down the sidewalk in front of our house. I stopped at the entrance to get my mail. He stopped his bike, turned around and stared at me until I got back in my car and rode up the driveway. Anyone know anything about him before I report this?" Crazy cat lady's response to a picture someone posted of a stray: "This is Trixie. Belonged at one point to Katherine D. She was at one point being taken care of by the Jordans (first green house on Lowdnes Lane}.She alsways came up to our home for treats. She is so sweet. If you could check with the Jordan's for me. If they don't want her, we will bring her to Greenville with us when we come back in a week or so to pick our last remaining plants, etc. that the movers won't move. Our cats bully her, but they will adjust. PLEASE let me know. I call her "girlfriend" & the Pagan's call her Banjo. Not certain if she is microchipped to Katherine Delillo. Sweet as she can be...sad that she has had to become a vagabond. SMH!!!"
I would also be the one complaining about people's dog shitting in my yard. I don't have a dog. Please keep your dog's shit in your own yard.
team pick up your dog's shit but team fuck people who make a huge deal about dogs peeing in their yard. it's a dog, I can't very well barter with it to piss in one patch of grass vs another because your chemical-drenched, water-guzzling, pointless lawn can't handle animal urine
Fuck people that walk their dogs, pick up through shit, then have the god damn never to throw their dog shit into my trash can. Carry that shit home with you.
I would complain about dogs shitting in my yard too. But pissing in my yard right near the street, as the lady in the above story was complaining about? Nah....
Yeah that annoys me too... not sure why, I mean, it is a trash can, and if it's out by the road, it's likely getting picked up soon, but it does just rub me the wrong way. In fact, anyone putting anything in my trash can would be annoying.
I imagine having dog shit in your trashcan would be an awful smell above and beyond normal trashcan smell. That would piss me off too.
Yes. My hood is split 5050 on this. Some just say, eh it is a trash can. But nah, bitch....I take my trash our like every other week. I don't need ur rotting feces from Fido near my house
Hi neighbors, I'm Lisa and I live on W***** Dr. Hope to see you around the neighborhood! Shit is popping in my neighborhood.
ITT I learn that Redav has a way less pleasant disposition than I had previously recorded in my Word doc
A) I hope your children aren't grass lickers B) it's dirt. it has animal byproducts in it. it *is* animal byproducts. C) kids are dirtier than sterile piss
Mines boring, just a bunch of people asking for lawncare or gutter cleaning a post up from someone offering that service and people trying to sell shitty furniture.
TIL I'm hunting down e-friend Vader to have my pack of various and sundry canines piss all over his lawn. edit: preferably just as a game of front yard football breaks out in the foot of grass by the street
Are you going to install a dome to keep birds from shitting on your yard? A fence to keep raccoons from coming in and pissing in your yard at night?
I mean really. It's a patch of grass. And piss isn't dew; it isn't going to cling to the blades until disturbed by the face of a carefree child.
Yeah, probably if its not warm and sunny enough for that piss to evaporate or sink into the soil in ~15 minutes, your kids shouldn't be outside playing.
Dog piss has nitrogen in it, which is a natural fertilizer. It's actually good for your lawn. Unless your dog has a diet of excessive nitrogen levels, because too much nitrogen will actually kill grass. This is usually caused by buying bargain dog food. I would have a problem with a dog pissing burn holes into my yard.
That's great but i don't have a dog. Why does it have to become my problem? Surely since it's clean you want it all over your body, no?
How is it your problem? How is it a problem at all? I can see if your neighbor forces their dog to piss in your yard and not their own then that is a problem, but if I'm walking my dogs and they want to piss in the patch of grass you keep separate from the natural world otherwise, how am I to stop them? Should I have them piss in the street so there's just a puddle of it there? Should I carry a cut milk jug so I can try to catch it? It isn't like dog owners walk their pets up to your garden beds by the porch and have their dogs piss all over your petunias. Yes, I bathe in dog piss.
It isn't a problem-- that's my point. People getting upset about animal waste in their literal animal waste receptacle is the only way it becomes a problem. Animals piss outside, so that checks out. I try to be respectful of people's lawns, but at the end of the day, it's a patch of grass. Animals piss and shit on it all the time. Just because my animals have a house doesn't mean their piss is an affront to society or the health of your-- literally listen to yourself-- grass.
wow, this thread has in a short time evolved into the very thing it was established to mock i love me some tmb
It's really more about the idea of private property to me. I'm sure that's petty but moreso than the piss being in my yard is people deciding what should be in my yard.
Better take that up with the squirrels, birds, raccoons, possums, and other feral animals that don't even bother to clean their shit up out of your yard when Timmy and Todd decide to play tag.
If the guy prefers that his neighbor's leashed animals not use the bathroom in his yard it seems more than fair for the pet owners to at the very least try to keep their leashed pets from going to the bathroom in his yard. Why is this such an absurd stance to take? People are acting like their pets are roaming the neighborhood and impossible to control. Just don't let your pet walk in his grass at all and it isn't an issue.
Is there a sign that says "GOD HATES DOG PEE IN THIS PATCH OF EARTH"? I mean, again, if it did and the dog starts squatting, would people really prefer a piss puddle in the street? That would actually smell and actually be gross. But if the lawn must be protected from one specific breed of animal's urine, so be it, right?
I'm assuming this is hypothetical and all since none of us live near Redav but I guess if he cared enough he'd post a request on his neighborhood's website. That said, y'all are acting like his request is inherently ridiculous and impossible to adhere to. I agree that it's a bit futile as it's a grass yard so what's the big deal? However, it's his yard and his property to be weird about so if he wants to be weird about it and it isn't affecting me in any way except that I've got to pay extra special attention to my dog for the short portion of our walk that I'm in front of this guy's house. All I have to do is that and it doesn't affect me at all while also allowing me to be a considerate neighbor. Seems easy and reasonable enough.
Yeah, I'd certainly make an effort to avoid making someone irrationally angry, but I'd also gladly call them an irrational asshole while I do it-- because that's what I like to be weird about: calling assholes assholes.
this is the gayest shit i've ever read. you don't think birds and other wild animals shit/piss in your yard? is this your kid?